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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:ubbcrying

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:It's a fix I tells ya

*takes his spaceship home again*


Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:awwwww fyre your still loved by me.....anyway you cant even tidy your room umm so how you gonna keep someone alive!!

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:that is a good point, tho she offeres me her hand biggrin the right one actually, so i`m more than glad with that tongue

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:ubblol *humms: "there must be something going on"* ... that I don't know about ??? wink Can we put different parts of our body individually out for auction? umm

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 884
Posted:Ummm.....redface I felt bad cause he was crying, so I let him have my right hand. It's only a little bit of me.

But I think I should have asked first.....sorry! hug hug hug hug


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:Nope! You're completely right and I rather hope you to act according to what your heart tells you, than being submissive... smile

Yesterday you made me happy - today you make me proud... smile

grouphug Thanks that you are on this planet grouphug


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 884
Posted:biggrin ubblove hug hug hug grouphug hug hug hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:love your signature smile you're sooo sweet........ ubbangel



*clears throat* hrrrrm... but now, order in the courtroom please! because the most lovely Miss Aimee announced that (due to a loss of peperwork) she's out for auctioning (again)! I am most certain that her previous owner is frantically searching for it and bites his backside for his/her mess, but this is what it is. I rather restrain myself (really tough on this one) in order not to become greedy!



Maybe Aimee tells us a little more about herself? Any gadgets, special abilities, something like that? wink

EDITED_BY: FireTom (1158326365)


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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VampyricAcid
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1286
Posted:OOOOOH I WANNA OWN AIMEE!!!

My bid!!

Oodles of Noodles
a gold (plates) spork
5 fish called W, A, N, D and A who never need feeding/cleaning just look pretty
a zillion and 1 hugs
a visit from her new owner
free access to my cheek stubble whenever you so desire
and a waffle iron


that'll do for an opening bid i think


Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:I think its time we resurrected this thread...
So I'm offering myself up for auction!
Do I hear one butter knife?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:I see your butter knife an raise you a teaspoon an a tippy cup.

there may even be toast in it if you wear a dress


Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:I think I actually own two!!!
Be proud, you're winning so far!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Yay go me! but i'm probably the only english HoPer still up at 0507 local time!

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:I see the butter knife,
teaspoon, and tippy cup.

And raise you...


Sparta smile


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:OOOHHHH!!!! I want Sparta!!!
I was wearing a sparta top before!

But what about limozeen?
I want them too!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Oh poo, I don't have any old countrys from the bc era laying around....
(Starts rummaging in drawers)

here it is, I raise you some pringles 26 assorted coins an shiny things and THE WORLD!!!!!muahahahah

(pringles are bbq flavour, assorted shiny things may no longer be legal tender and the world is made from glass)


Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:hey, i'll raise you me! ....now figure that one out tongue

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:I see you Mr Majestic and raise you a lifetim of hug's, and a full cutlery set!

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:You know what, i don't think i've ever put myself up for auction on this thread!!

Therefore:

1 female currently residing in Bristol, UK
Can: Spin poi, juggle clubs, Hula Hoop. Has been known to pick up a staff on rare occasion.
semi house-trained. Can cook & clean when prodded.
Has ecclectic taste in music & therefore comes with a wide music collection.
Has day job. Although willing to leave for the right bidder!

More details on request.

Reserve Price of Chocolate, Nutella or Massage.

Bid ends: 1800 GMT


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:whats this about selling people.....is that not slavery?
I highly disagree.....
how much?!
oh, well in that case I gotta go before I get caught being involved in slavery, I learnt the hard way that you can't sell your friends, and you definitely can't buy them................again


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Oh oh oh I'm good at massage! I bid one of them, an this here box of facepaint!

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:WOO! I think I've just been sold to Steaks.
Can't go past that full cutlery set!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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shocked_prawn
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK

Total posts: 865
Posted:haha cant beat a good cutlery set!

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:So anymore bids for pink or have i won allready with my facepaint?

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Woo Hoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

I own Clarence bounce2 hug


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:for pink I bid

an unlimited source of magical pink body paint
a cadbury factory
the largest monkey hug ever
2 small pin wheels
and an elastic band ball
a dishwasher to free up those evenings (may require feeding)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Oh Mynci's bid is looking pretty good...!!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:One snorkle mask
A roast dinner cooked by me with meat of your chioce
Iraq currency circa 2003 mixed denominations
14 hat pins
3 hats
a year of back rubs
a half eaten pot of nivea
an a very small remote contol car


Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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Brieve
BRONZE Member since Jun 2007

newbie
Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL, USA

Total posts: 15
Posted:A ice cream sandwich
a tub of ben and jerry;s (I have 6 different times so your choice)
A set of 3 Whiteboard Markers
1/2 gallon of premixed Green Fire Fuel
a surf board
As many trips to the beach as you want.
and a zippo that needs fuel.


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