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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:I offer for LilMiss on behalf of BMVC:

much kindness
many hug's
comedy value beyond belief
a lorry load of jelly babies (full taste no calories)
muchos fire
soul protection
your religion as stated in mental illness thread
the secret of immortality (no growing old crap)
and many peaches


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
LMSP

veteran

Member Since: 23rd Aug 2005
Total posts: 1588
Posted:awwwww bless! ubbtickled

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:would have been rude but we're both spoken for. wink ubblol
so wanted to remain polite.


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Yes Hanz, you choose who wins you. You just accept someones bid and you belong to them.

I up Mynci's bid on behalf of the BMVC for the lilmiss to include:

A mango
16 wishes
a palace on a cloud
a tall ship and a star to steer her by
the ability to control the weather
3 correct answers to three burning questions you have about life/death and love
a really big sun hat
and uh,a notebook with a picture of a dragon on it


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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LMSP
LMSP

veteran

Member Since: 23rd Aug 2005
Total posts: 1588
Posted:cool I'd love a palace on a cloud! (Seeing thats where my head is moast of the time)

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:go on LilMiss.. you know you want to be ours *flutters eyelashes in a decidedly camp way*

you can even have, as well:

a magic stick (grow/shrinks on command)
a plethora of pleths
the 20 make-up catalogues on my desk (I AM straight)
my pink highlighter (digs himself deeper)
a photo of my female hamster (kevin - she has gender issues)
2 rubber grippy finger thingies
and an indestrucible bubble of varying hues....

Hanz
I up bid to include
a komodo dragon
a smurf umbrella
much cous cous
a smellyphant
and noodles

come on ladies... wink we're lovelly


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
LMSP

veteran

Member Since: 23rd Aug 2005
Total posts: 1588
Posted:Written by: Mynci

a magic stick (grow/shrinks on command)



OHH (Dirty thoughts)spank
I'm starting to like the way that sounds


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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:this is said magic stick (held by me...honest)
and your rude. spank wink


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:*starts lurking for HoP females*

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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aka rita queen of cheese
aka rita queen of cheese

member

Member Since: 20th Aug 2005
Total posts: 80
Posted:hello im rita queen of cheese and i am putting myself up auction

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jinvincible
jinvincible

king of the hedgehogs
Location: Madtown
Member Since: 18th Nov 2004
Total posts: 125
Posted:I'll up the bid for LilMissSmartyPants by:

a small plastic statuette of the Wookie Hole Witch
Red Dwarf dvd box set
a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore
a crate of bendy straws
2 lego pieces (a flat 2x4 and one of those wedges)
3 boxes each: Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Booberry
1 very old box of Yummy Mummy
the secret recipe for an everlasting gobstopper
The EXPURGATED version of "Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds"
a very, very, very long hand-knit scarf
7 super high bounce balls
poached eggs with smoked haddock
AND
I'll do all the washing up.


Yellow and blue make green.

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:i bid on rita:
lots and lots of hugs and kisses
1 of my socks
a selection of sporks
a dishtowell named bob
a tigers spots
a leopards stripes
and some stuff that shouldn't be mentioned on a family board

also if she is still up for auction i bid for miss smarty pants:

1 thumb
lots of uber hugs
an invite to my palace on my floating island in the sky
1 cottage aboard my floating island
and the other sock to go with rita's


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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VampyricAcid
VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House
Member Since: 27th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1286
Posted:OOOOH my bid for LMSP

a fried breakfast made by my mate (i cant really do them but he can so ill get him to make you one)

an assortment of spoons you can name yourself

food for aforementioned spoons

a spork so the spoons can mate

6 1/2 ounces of smiles

hugs every day whenever you want

a mention in my book if i ever get one written and published (its goin slow atm)

all the other stuff that has been bid

a delightful sunlife pen that i use to write with when im not at my computer

a free trip to peterborough so you can partake in the delight of my work *

and the joy of being in the conglomerate im owned by

a vat of jelly

a vat of ice cream to go with the jelly

babysitting service when ever needed

and a bus with no wheels













*only available for tomorrow


Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:again I bid for:

LilMiss

A pink Catamaran
2 Little knobbly rubber things on my desk
A sunny wedding day
(1st hand ownership of the BMVC see vampiric acids bid)
a caboodle of noodles
invitation to a massive party this weekend
a time machine (complete with owners manual only 74 years on the clock)
and a cuddly toy

for Rita queen of cheese I bid on behalf of BMVC:

A giant round of emmantal
much rochford
a herd of milka cows (they're violet biggrin)
a majestic view
a giant pink fluffy pen
a bouncy castle
2 dodgems
a cat called worzel
and france


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
LMSP

veteran

Member Since: 23rd Aug 2005
Total posts: 1588
Posted:Did I mention that I do laundry, change nappies, dust and wash windows. I can teach you a few swear words in welsh too!

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:For Rita queen of cheese ,on behalf of the bmvc I bid:

something fluffy to play with
all the metallic paint in the world
10 green bottles
16 new pairs of shoes (of your choice)
1 medium sized bag of fairy dust.
the moon (its made of cheese)
a pool of custard
3 toned and topless pool-boys
some apricots
a samurai sword with dragon detail hilt
a really big boat
an evening in the company of the person of your choice (dead or alive)
a plastic spider
some green nail-polish
disco poi
and a mint chocolate


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:For swear words in welsh clap I bid:

1 X Tempest fugest e ad murem puelli parvos.....



wink


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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jinvincible
jinvincible

king of the hedgehogs
Location: Madtown
Member Since: 18th Nov 2004
Total posts: 125
Posted:Written by: LilMissSmartyPants

Did I mention that I do laundry, change nappies, dust and wash windows. I can teach you a few swear words in welsh too!



Okay, I'll throw in:

a first edition copy of "James and the Giant Peach"
a pillar of salt
a pair of top secret super duper light up poi
2 tix to the circus (kids get in free!)
the recipe for marshmallow peeps
a delightful splash of color
99 luftballoons
a very friendly honeybee called "Stanley"
5 elements
a 1972 Eisenhower Silver Dollar encased in a small clear acrylic cube
and
a pink dragon costume


Yellow and blue make green.

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VampyricAcid
VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House
Member Since: 27th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1286
Posted:I combine Mynci's and my bids as he owns me, and give you the super bid (with additions)
much kindness
many hug's
comedy value beyond belief
a lorry load of jelly babies (full taste no calories)
muchos fire
soul protection
your religion as stated in mental illness thread
the secret of immortality (no growing old crap)
and many peaches
a magic stick (grow/shrinks on command)
a plethora of pleths
the 20 make-up catalogues on my desk (I AM straight)
my pink highlighter (digs himself deeper)
a photo of my female hamster (kevin - she has gender issues)
2 rubber grippy finger thingies
and an indestrucible bubble of varying hues....
a fried breakfast made by my mate (i cant really do them but he can so ill get him to make you one)
an assortment of spoons you can name yourself
food for aforementioned spoons
a spork so the spoons can mate
6 1/2 ounces of smiles
hugs every day whenever you want
a mention in my book if i ever get one written and published (its goin slow atm)
all the other stuff that has been bid
a delightful sunlife pen that i use to write with when im not at my computer
a free trip to peterborough so you can partake in the delight of my work *
and the joy of being in the conglomerate im owned by
a vat of jelly
a vat of ice cream to go with the jelly
babysitting service when ever needed
and a bus with no wheels
A pink Catamaran
2 Little knobbly rubber things on my desk
A sunny wedding day
(1st hand ownership of the BMVC see vampiric acids bid)
a caboodle of noodles
invitation to a massive party this weekend
a time machine (complete with owners manual only 74 years on the clock)
and a cuddly toy
1 X Tempest fugest e ad murem puelli parvos

the other sock to the odd one you always get when you do the laundry
the realisation that although the time machine has 74 years on the clock, if you go back 74 years it'll be brand new!
a dance mat
a picture of a white cloud in a snow storm (see below)







beautiful isnt it?
and a shoe named roger


Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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Hanz
Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Member Since: 7th Jun 2004
Total posts: 1328
Posted:Ive decided to be fussy, and Im still up for auction... Blu_Valley and Mynci... unless you can find stuff I want... I dont want/need half of that stuff

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Poirate pegleg
Poirate pegleg

member
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 8th Aug 2005
Total posts: 58
Posted:i bid for rita
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000times more hugs and kisses than the number of members on this fourum all da cheese in da world .all the cheese farms in the world. all of da nice things in da world. .70000 countreys of the world . My poi . my bedroom and its contents . the Crew in nuneaton . and 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times more love than yoni could ever give her. BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nana nana nana


people say im strange im not im just wierd

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VampyricAcid
VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House
Member Since: 27th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1286
Posted:for you i bit almost everything you could ever need, but not everything as it'd be cruel to take away all dreams

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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LMSP
LMSP

veteran

Member Since: 23rd Aug 2005
Total posts: 1588
Posted:awwww. I have to let my baby boy have me really don't I.
Yoni, I can't say no to you coz your a sweety hug wink


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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:yay i win


sorry mr pegleg but no one can love her more than me, sorry little dude but she's mine

i add to my bid:

1 pot of tiger balm and a lesson on how to use it
switzerland(good cheese there)
the whole south of england (good cheese and lots of loverly spinners there)
all my love
any of the counties you want(spelt rght and there are less than 70000(i think))
my pj's (just so u can not let me wear them heehee
and anything else you could possibly want


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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aka rita queen of cheese
aka rita queen of cheese

member

Member Since: 20th Aug 2005
Total posts: 80
Posted:hehehehehehehehehehe yoni you are soooooooo nice

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:oooh does this mean i win?

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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aka rita queen of cheese
aka rita queen of cheese

member

Member Since: 20th Aug 2005
Total posts: 80
Posted:it does indeed mean you win

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:yay i win


hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug


*does the happy dance

*goes off to edit profile thingy


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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LMSP
LMSP

veteran

Member Since: 23rd Aug 2005
Total posts: 1588
Posted:no girl can resist you hunny ubbtickled kiss

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:hmmm maybe i should bid on here more often then, i want to sell myslef now but have already done soo, maybe i can do it using cloning

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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