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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:omg!!

for fire_spinning_angel i bid:

blu_valleys previous bid plus:
a pair of hyperlights, hyperlights
a brand new suitcase,
a basket of assorted muffins,
3 and a half boxes of jelly crystals,
4 used bass strings,
a partially used sketch book
2 pencils,
4 keys from a keyboard (2, o, v & 5)
and 51 playing cards


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:oohhh.....thats a damb good bid!! i especially like the suitcase!! tongue

going once.....


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:ill even throw in half a bottle of a fuel of your choice

cheers, pete biggrin


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:ok you have convinced me......
i can officially say i am now sold to pineapple pete!! biggrin
w00t man!! tongue


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:*dances to the best of his ability*

(best of ability = goofy biggrin )


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:he he *joins in strange dance* *makes dance look even more goofy!!* tongue

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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tumtum


tumtum

member
Location: space

Total posts: 33
Posted:so any more ladies up for auction?

Im hungry!!!

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Dink
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Dink

member
Location: in a bubble :)

Total posts: 70
Posted:can i play? biggrin

*puts self up for auction*


im a gemini..go figure

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:Gee, what kind of a commodity are we looking at here Dink? Must know what you're like before we start to bid you know. tongue
Congratulations by the way Pete, have seen Taya in action and can thouroughly vouch for her quality. biggrin weavesmiley ubbrollsmile


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:oh don't they tink? wink

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:The question is, martin, would you like to own me??ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:you know i would now get your arse down here! ubblove

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:If you want me.... come and get me (nah nah nana nah)

or bid lol


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:i bid one bed

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:i want ur magnetix!!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:you can have whatever you want just be here ubblove

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:smooth talker ubblol
i want all meals cooked for me, toilet seat replaced after you, pampering is essential...


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:so basically everything i do anyway tongue

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:give me a list of things your willing to do/give up then i'll see if they're good enough... wink

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:I'll start at three bottles of fingernail polish, two black and one purple, a brilliant hat and facepainting on demand.

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:right there's a problem there straight away (and i'm being totally seriously dude lol)

I'm not allowed those colours as they're too goth.

Yes you heard me, not allowed

no bright colours are allowed on these fingertips. I broke this rule once and I had sh*t for it until i took it off. I'm sure he would have dragged me to the bathroom and took it off for me if I'd put another coat of polish on.
I mean - honestly - i'm a rock chick stuck in a mumsy body.

Even my own mum let me wear dark and bright colours, but these days of having to conform to my boyfriend's ideals, its either clear, french polish, sheer, or pastel.

it sucks that i cant be myself arrrgh someone save me!! lol

right - rant over - you may continue bidding!!!


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:Help, help! She's being repressed! #Quietly removes nailpolish from his bid, disdains to put in anything resembeling pastel and replaces the nailpolish offer with one of a hair wrap, having only today got some thread to do it to someone with. biggrin #

Fancy having your hair decorated instead?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:err that's a no-no too. *sigh*

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:Oh, whoops. Hmmm. #Rubs chin, remembers that he should take a razor to it soon# Empathy and sad eyes over to you.

#Has an idea#

We'll decorate your boyfriend in his sleep!


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:alas i painted his big toe red once - he wasn't impressed!(oh what a sad life i lead!)
was censored funny though!


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted:I'll bid two pirate costumes (including eye patches) fora Goth Frogette

And

I'll also bid two large buckets full of Psy Trance and a big bag of naughtiness for Fluffy of the Napalm Fairies

biggrin


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:Hang on... There's a fluff up for auction?

AND a gothfrogette?

Why didn't anybody say!!


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:would bid for you Tammie but i think you just want $niper to be a good boy for you and your sold... wink but in the interest of fun competition i bid on behalf of the BMVC:

much love and hugs
protection from medical experiments
some brightly coloured stripey paperclips (they are shiney)
an ode to the welsh
respect for you and your little sister
a gaggle of armed geese (for protection in scary places)
99 red balloons
and blue fire to spin with.


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted:Written by: Loves the Circus

Hang on... There's a fluff up for auction?

AND a gothfrogette?

Why didn't anybody say!!



Nobody said, I just thought I'd bid anyway ubbangel


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:If this is true,
I'll bid for the fluffster:

LOADS of body paint so she can look as beautiful as she did at PLAY everyday
A person to apply body paint
Chai with or without Brandy (lots of it)
Pings
Pongs
Fluffy hoops
Unbreakable fluffy poi
Bounciness
Two barrels of fluff
An infected mushroom wink
Giggles.

For a gothfrogette I bid:

A pirate ship complete with spare Jolly rogers
A crew for said ship
A parrot for her shoulder
a cutlASS
Eyepatch
Tiger balm for her nipples


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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