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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?


AmaraO
AmaraO

Member
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz.
Member Since: 3rd Jan 2008
Total posts: 67
Posted:My turn?

AmaraO. Is is what I is. Make an offer. :-)


You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.


ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:I offer you AmaraO

1 contact juggling ball smile


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:I see your 1 contact juggling ball and raise you....

3 jingly jangly bellydancing belts, one of which has teeny tiny cows instead of coins biggrin


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


AmaraO
AmaraO

Member
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz.
Member Since: 3rd Jan 2008
Total posts: 67
Posted:oooohhh.......teeny tiny cows you say?

Thats tempting...but its early days yet...


You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.


hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Hmm... why not.
Hopefully I can get bought by someone in a warmer climate than this one biggrin

Comes with rather long hair, bad dress sense and patronising disposition. Can make origami paper birds without looking, other than that, suitable for decorative purposes only.

Reasonable condition, does not come in original packaging.
Can be sold internationally, but may be subject to quarantine laws.

Okay.. so.. any offers?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:I'll offer you:

Warmer climate - year round
free access to the thumb tacks
and a skateboard


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:i agree with you hamamelis a warmer climiate would be ace!

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:Confused about who actually is on auction: AmaraO, hamamelis or shocked prawn, I'm blindly bidding for the lot (as not to appear 'desperate' wink ):

15 sunsets and
15 sunrise
1 full moon
6 shooting stars
1 seat on the back of my Enfield (timeshare)
3 contact balls
1 fireset, containing firecups, fans, sword, poi and staff
1 bellydance costume
1 hammockspace under the Mangotree
1 endlessly patient Tetris-tuition
1 "endless summer" journey...
1 barely used CANON EOS 1 (35mm) and compassion for photographic passion (i.e. patience)
1 pair of scissors and 20m's origami paper...
3 sets of sparkly masks and
3 sets of angel wings
3 sets of woodlegs

hmm, I might appear as an impatient bidder, but that's in the face of a present convention to be attended wink


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:Do you hear that?




That's the sound of FireTom acquiring a harem! ubblol


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:FireTom you can bid that Cannon EOS 1 for me. LOL I speak cameras.... BTW why is it barely used and would you like to sell it????

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Hey!
Once a bid has been made, you can't withdraw it, or this would just decend into a farce!
biggrin
Um, I'm not sure how well one hammock would split between 3 people, unless the other 2 are really really small..

Do we get guarded by eunuchs? Otherwise it's not a *proper* harem..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:i didnt realise i was up for auciton... but i am drawn to the idea of wooden legs ubblol

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:ubbangel There is a islamic rule that one can't have more women as he can take care of... well... wink

ACT: so you're putting for self on auction too? weee bounce The Canon is in storage since I got tired of dragging 12kgs of camera backpack, along with 8kgs of firetoys and noticed that by taking pictures, I'm almost detached from the action, just peeking through the viewfinder. All this to find out a month later that the rolls got damaged by heat, or double exposed, or else. Plus the chemicals involved in the development process... YAY for digital and I'll aim for a 40D a.s.a. I regain my passion for taking pictures. But I'd never 'sell' my camera, only sacrifice it for my partner and her passion...

But Hamamelis I'd never withdraw my bid biggrin and it's a BIG hammock for 5ppl, so three would fit comfortably wink

Robyn, I like it more from flesh and bones wink But you can have as many woodlegs as you like smile

Eunuchs? We could talk about that, even though I would (if you like) prefer you to guard yourself, so I'll add at least

1 course in martial arts (choose your own style) each


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


Anartha
Member

Member Since: 5th Jan 2008
Total posts: 7
Posted:I bid for AmaraO I found this ring that i think belongs to her (close to her heart Even)

*weg*


#Property of AmaraO#


FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:Hmm, that sounds very Indian... ok:

To my previous bids I add everything that AmaraO, Hamamaelis, ACT and Shocked_Prawn own (and love) biggrin Tell me if I have to get it from you first... wink


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


Anartha
Member

Member Since: 5th Jan 2008
Total posts: 7
Posted:Hmmm your gunna have a fight to get it off me as its very close to me also your gunna have to come up with a very bloody big offer to even get close to me LOL biggrin For Amara anyhow

#Property of AmaraO#


FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:I'm not ready for another early morning decryption... rolleyes is it legal to bid somebodies' own property anyway? not meaning to discredit your bid, Anartha, but to me it looks as if you're holding AmaraO's ring hostage... umm
*dusts off his M.A.G. (Marmite assault gun)*

wink


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:i think it would be illegal, to bid away somthing that is not yours to bid, but woah woah no need ro get violent!

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:No violence involved wink



*soaks Anartha with Marmite head to toe* Told ya...


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


Anartha
Member

Member Since: 5th Jan 2008
Total posts: 7
Posted:*breaks out toaster and bread*

#Property of AmaraO#


FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:Reading your sig I get the plot wink *patronizing voice*

As you yourself are property of AmaraO, everything you (temporarily) own is property of AmaraO... especially if it really IS her property... so kindly hand over her ring and let her proceed with the auction without interference.

tongue


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


Just_Another_Clown
Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London
Member Since: 1st Jul 2005
Total posts: 965
Posted:I want Shocked_Prawn. I will bid the following for she/he/it:-
12 wooden clothes pegs
6 pots of homemade jam
1 rugby shirt(of your choice)
6 elastic bands
1 course in contempary arts at Falmouth College of Arts (hot glass included just for you)
3 nights on a beach, including bonfire and booze
1 suit of original stormtrooper Armour
9 stickers
1 black and white beach ball
3 red glow sticks
15 yellow frisbees
102 water balloons
1 night under the stars
2 train tickets to where ever one feels
1 pin
6 nurofen tablets
2 pink highlighters
the ability to change into the silver surfer on a full moon
1 spare plug socket in my room
1 thesaurus
1 nudey pack of cards
1 friend from denmark to come visit you whenever one feels!!!
1 red bow tie


think that will do? anyone want to beat that offer.

PS shocked prawn. accept the offer for me wink xXx


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:interesting offer, but im still offended by the she/he/it bit spank

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


Just_Another_Clown
Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London
Member Since: 1st Jul 2005
Total posts: 965
Posted:ok ok. I should of added (delete where appropriate) But you know I am joking. To my list I add:-

1 make-up hug

xXx


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:if you visit over easter your going down muwhaha ubblol devil

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:So.. *cough*

Just to clarify, who's bidding for what? I think I currently have one bid of:
Warmer climate - year round
free access to the thumb tacks
and a skateboard
from Poje,

and a bid of a 3rd share of:
15 sunsets and
15 sunrise
1 full moon
6 shooting stars
1 seat on the back of my Enfield (timeshare)
3 contact balls
1 fireset, containing firecups, fans, sword, poi and staff
1 bellydance costume
1 hammockspace under the Mangotree
1 endlessly patient Tetris-tuition
1 "endless summer" journey...
1 barely used CANON EOS 1 (35mm) and compassion for photographic passion (i.e. patience)
1 pair of scissors and 20m's origami paper...
3 sets of sparkly masks and
3 sets of angel wings
3 sets of woodlegs
1 course in martial arts (choose your own style) each
and everything we own and love..
(out of interest, do we get this before or after the martial arts training, 'cos if it's after you may have some trouble getting it off me..)

So.. how does that work if we are not sold as a set? I mean, is it like on Antique's roadshow and if you get a set they're worth more than the component parts?

I'd just like to make this clear..

Or would anyone else like to join the bidding, and make things even more confusing? umm


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:Well, it'd be nice to find out who actually is out for auction... wink

To clarify my bid (each)

15 sunsets and -rises (you can keep and take home after watching)
1 full moon (you can keep as well, we'll make new ones)
6 shooting stars (recyclable)

3 contact balls
1 fireset (as previously described)
1 costume (of your choice, doesn't have to be bellydance)
1 sparkly mask
1 set of Angel wings (flyable)
3 sets of woodlegs (1m, 2m and one set skyhigh)

1 Hammockspace (including Hammock) under the Mangotree (collapsible)

1 endlessly patient Tetris tuition (if requested)

1 "endless summer" journey (you may choose the destination) PLUS
1 journey to the "Valley of Flowers" and "Gangotri" (source of river Ganga) carrying
1 CANON EOS 1 analogue camera and photographic patience
1 pair of scissors and 20m's origami paper

1 passenger seat on my Enfield (timeshare), or your own

3 instant miracles (your choice)

1 set of wisdom stones

footmassages every evening wink

everything you love (don't necessarily need to own it)

1 course in martial and snuggle arts (to get it (off me) wink


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


Anartha
Member

Member Since: 5th Jan 2008
Total posts: 7
Posted:Ok Fire Tom you caught me out *hands over ring reluctantly* Look after her or else *breaks out vegemite assult uzi*

#Property of AmaraO#


FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:*puts on Nutella coated, Vegemite proof vest*

Why are you giving up so easily? AmaraO has not commented the auction since and (IMHO) the smelling sock of someone you like/ love is still worth 100x more than a piece of the golden fleece from someone you don't... shrug Maybe you consider releasing/returning your hostage without being forced to and come forward with a genuine offer/effort... umm tongue I don't necessarily fear competition... can be stimulating sometimes.


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


AmaraO
AmaraO

Member
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz.
Member Since: 3rd Jan 2008
Total posts: 67
Posted:I am awaiting an appropriate offer... *grin*

And considering he does in fact belong to me- he is therefore technically exempt from being able to bid, as everything that is in fact his does in fact belong to me. Hence, he cannot give me my own stuff in order to buy me.

So bid away biggrin


You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.


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