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[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
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If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
![[noodles]](https://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbthreads/images/users/22877.png)
*takes his spaceship home again*
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
DeleteBRONZE Member since Oct 2005
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Total posts: 2984
so how you gonna keep someone alive!!Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
the right one actually, so i`m more than glad with that 
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
*humms: "there must be something going on"* ... that I don't know about ??? 
Can we put different parts of our body individually out for auction? the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
I felt bad cause he was crying, so I let him have my right hand. It's only a little bit of me.But I think I should have asked first.....sorry!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Yesterday you made me happy - today you make me proud...
Thanks that you are on this planet the best smiles are the ones you lead to
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
you're sooo sweet........ 
*clears throat* hrrrrm... but now, order in the courtroom please! because the most lovely Miss Aimee announced that (due to a loss of peperwork) she's out for auctioning (again)! I am most certain that her previous owner is frantically searching for it and bites his backside for his/her mess, but this is what it is. I rather restrain myself (really tough on this one) in order not to become greedy!
Maybe Aimee tells us a little more about herself? Any gadgets, special abilities, something like that?
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the best smiles are the ones you lead to
My bid!!
Oodles of Noodles
a gold (plates) spork
5 fish called W, A, N, D and A who never need feeding/cleaning just look pretty
a zillion and 1 hugs
a visit from her new owner
free access to my cheek stubble whenever you so desire
and a waffle iron
that'll do for an opening bid i think
Proudly Owned By The BMVC
Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
SILVER Member since Feb 2005
QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...
Total posts: 1927
So I'm offering myself up for auction!
Do I hear one butter knife?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
GOLD Member since Apr 2007
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Total posts: 197
there may even be toast in it if you wear a dress
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
SILVER Member since Feb 2005
QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...
Total posts: 1927
Be proud, you're winning so far!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
GOLD Member since Apr 2007
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Total posts: 197
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Total posts: 3286
teaspoon, and tippy cup.
And raise you...
Sparta
ॐ
Owner of burningoftheclavey 
Owned by Lost83spy
SILVER Member since Feb 2005
QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...
Total posts: 1927
I was wearing a sparta top before!
But what about limozeen?
I want them too!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
GOLD Member since Apr 2007
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Total posts: 197
(Starts rummaging in drawers)
here it is, I raise you some pringles 26 assorted coins an shiny things and THE WORLD!!!!!muahahahah
(pringles are bbq flavour, assorted shiny things may no longer be legal tender and the world is made from glass)
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
SILVER Member since Mar 2004
coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...
Total posts: 4693
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
SILVER Member since Dec 2005
former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Total posts: 1909
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Total posts: 6140
Therefore:
1 female currently residing in Bristol, UK
Can: Spin poi, juggle clubs, Hula Hoop. Has been known to pick up a staff on rare occasion.
semi house-trained. Can cook & clean when prodded.
Has ecclectic taste in music & therefore comes with a wide music collection.
Has day job. Although willing to leave for the right bidder!
More details on request.
Reserve Price of Chocolate, Nutella or Massage.
Bid ends: 1800 GMT
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
DeleteBRONZE Member since Aug 2003
Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)
Total posts: 1972
I highly disagree.....
how much?!
oh, well in that case I gotta go before I get caught being involved in slavery, I learnt the hard way that you can't sell your friends, and you definitely can't buy them................again
you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!
knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.
GOLD Member since Apr 2007
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Total posts: 197
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
SILVER Member since Feb 2005
QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...
Total posts: 1927
Can't go past that full cutlery set!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
GOLD Member since Apr 2007
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Total posts: 197
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
SILVER Member since Dec 2005
former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Total posts: 1909
I own Clarence
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005
Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...
Total posts: 8737
an unlimited source of magical pink body paint
a cadbury factory
the largest monkey hug ever
2 small pin wheels
and an elastic band ball
a dishwasher to free up those evenings (may require feeding)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
DeleteBRONZE Member since Apr 2002
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Total posts: 6140
GOLD Member since Apr 2007
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Total posts: 197
A roast dinner cooked by me with meat of your chioce
Iraq currency circa 2003 mixed denominations
14 hat pins
3 hats
a year of back rubs
a half eaten pot of nivea
an a very small remote contol car
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
a tub of ben and jerry;s (I have 6 different times so your choice)
A set of 3 Whiteboard Markers
1/2 gallon of premixed Green Fire Fuel
a surf board
As many trips to the beach as you want.
and a zippo that needs fuel.
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