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Kurobei
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Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:my offer for said chellybean is as follows:

*a swimming pool filled with vodka jelly (jelly flavour of your choosing)
*a titanium wand, made by yours truly
*the chance to take out all your frustrations on me with a cat of nine tails
*an endless supply of hugs
*a truckload of green and blacks chocolate
*a treasure chest**
*a flying faery car



**treasure must be found and dug up, a map will be supplied.

Oh and DA, if you don't like me owning my own HoPper, well...its tough luck! tongue


Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Fyre
Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland
Member Since: 19th Oct 2005
Total posts: 315
Posted:Jack daniels eh? i prefer Johnnie Walker ubblove
Whiskey is the only alchohol i really really like beerchug
I`ll throw in a bottle of Johnnie Walker blue label in my bid wink


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:oops - sorry I am not into (heavy) drinking shrug

Maybe I have to bow out of this one, even though you're a true cutie, chellybean... The other guys are allright (I guess - even though the usual promise to collect the stars from the skies.... *sigh*) but if you are getting in trouble with your new owner, just whistle and my guardian angel will be right there to assist you wink ubbangel


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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[noodles]
[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Member Since: 31st Jul 2005
Total posts: 893
Posted:Existing Bid:

Being ownee of the kindest owner possible ever,
Being ownee by association of Pigeon Wigeon (she's so cool, and preeeetty),
Company of the reptilian variety (his name is leo and he's a gecko),
As much pizza and ice cream as you can eat,
Fire and non-fire toys built to your exact liking,
Musical entertainment,
Cuddles, hugs, snuggles and squeezes,
Glitter and other assorted shiny things,
(space for random item of your choice)
Guaranteed shotgun space in my car,
...everything else you could possibly want in the universe (up to and including the whole universe),
Tent space that's bigger and better then simons and comes with an airbed and various other mod-coms,
A super special magic wand with a hidden suprise,
1 packet of Hula Hoops,
A cheese and pickle sandwich,
Alcohol of any variety you fancy,
Free paintball for life,
A space ship,
A noise maker that goes BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
and a robot to pong all the pings in a 6 mile radius.
Wine gums, and jelly sweets and vodka thingums
The best rum on seven seas
Jack Daniels (my friend is actually a rep for them so gets tons of free stuff including JD itself).

Additions to include:
Signed photos of Johnny Depp and a collection of all his work on DVD's also signed, Delivered buy non other than Johnny Depp himself who wil then stay for tea and crumpets,
A magical feathered quill with a never-ending magic ink pot that changes colour.
Staff lessons (not from me as i'm not great but i'll buy (wih chocolate coins!!!) the services of whomever you see as the best staffer.


Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted: Written by: FireTom


oops - sorry I am not into (heavy) drinking shrug




Not to worry dude, neither am I these days!! Since I gave up eating meat I can't handle any more than a couple of whiskys or rums in one night! ubblol *hides before anyone can call her a lightweight*


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:hmmmmmm, chellybean that changes perspectives.... smile



I strongly reconsider bowing out of this one. But certainly I have to inquire upfront whether I need to be the actual owner of my bid/ i.e. what I offer. As someone else seems to own "the known Universe"... This includes pretty much everything, no? ... *ponders* errm, also me and you, errm - therefore you'd be owned already.... anything I'd have to offer doesn't belong to me umm not even myself... wink



Good to see that you're indecisive... yet... wink Besides, did I mention that the Indonesian mask is in the shape of a Buddha-face?



- I'd add my company to play along with you on the drums,

- teach you as many Didjeridoo lessons patiently and

- offer a selfmade Didj for you to play...

- On top of all hugging and cuddling that you require, I'd put as much whipping as you deserve... biggrin help *hides from incoming glowpoi* wink



PS: I'm terribly unfamiliar with this... Q: would it be possible to be owned and own more than one participant of this auction?

EDITED_BY: FireTom (1157987806)


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted:FireTom:spank

I think so. If you check out some people's sig's, there's a few of them who have multiple owners/ownees. I wonder if some kind of compromise has to be reached over ownership rights? Perhaps shared custody? Why? Are you planning your army of wenches? wink ubblol


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Tabt
Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham
Member Since: 2nd May 2006
Total posts: 1007
Posted:an army of tee total wenches? ubblol

and yeah i know of people owning/owned by more that one person.

i guess you'd just have to read some of the earlier posts in this thread to see what happens.... biggrin


Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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[noodles]
[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Member Since: 31st Jul 2005
Total posts: 893
Posted:You can certainly be owner and ownee at the same time. Some people are even owner and ownee of each other. The BVMC (blu valley and mynci) together own multiple hoppers and have a sort of monopoly on this market. It can also be possible to purchase a hopper out of auction using the black market (this is what happened to me) but i'm unsure of the details.

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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:Thanks noodles - I somehow dislike monopo-lies... But certainly I am still wondering how you claim to own the "known universe" (and everything within)... I mean spaceships etc. I can somehow cope with, but the rest umm this doesn't sound fair... wink



Chellybean, no I'm not planning anything in particular at this point - just like to know what I am stepping into (as I'm a newbie to HoP auctions)... why asking? wink


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Tabt
Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham
Member Since: 2nd May 2006
Total posts: 1007
Posted:loophole....the bits of the universe known to whom?

if its the universe known to my cat...its gonna be a food bowl and a shed roof... ubblol


Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:My cat's known universe is generally my lap!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted:Hmm...yeah [noodles], I'm a bit confused about how you could own the universe? wink

FireTom - I just wanted to know if I was going to be one of a nameless, faceless army! ubblol

(Sorry I didn't reply yesterday, I was off sick.. frown)


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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[noodles]
[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Member Since: 31st Jul 2005
Total posts: 893
Posted:I never said I owned it wink

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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VampyricAcid
VampyricAcid

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Location: My House
Member Since: 27th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1286
Posted:but thats like selling someone a car you dont own!! bad....but cunning noodles!

OOOOOH tell ya what, i offer everything noodles has to offer..and NOODLES HIMSELF!!!


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Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Tabt
Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham
Member Since: 2nd May 2006
Total posts: 1007
Posted:you cant bid noodles he's not yours either! hes pigeons!

Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:I bid pigeon.

HA!


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Fyre
Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland
Member Since: 19th Oct 2005
Total posts: 315
Posted:FireTom is right,one can`t (or shouldn`t) bid the whole universe. that kinda takes out the gist of this auction.
Tho personally, i think the whole universe is too much to handle, and think about all the negative things you get when you have the whole universe, you`ll own all the third world countries thus have the total responsibility for them. you`ll own every singel piece of garbage and shyte etc. there is in the whole universe. and loads of other bad things.
So there, that`s why bidding the universe is a bad thing, except for the other "honest" bidders ofcourse biggrin


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted:Fyre: ubblol cute.

Right guys, last day for bidding, auction closes tonight... *countdown music starts playing* wink


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:Certainly owning the "known universe" would come with a lot of obligations... whereas umm guess it's current owner prooves the point... wink

Well, last day for auction? I'll put in one more thing:

- compassion

Meaning that IF you choose me as your harmless owner, I'll try to understand, find out and take you as who you really are - in a non intrusive way... smile wink


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:i bid, for miss chellybean:

some empty cans/cartons of drinks (carlton draugh, southwark, iced coffee, and/or kirks lemonade)
some full, unopened cans of kirks lemonade
an orange softish ball that bounces
a tub of approximately one kilogram of golden syrup
lots of really good printed pictures (use of my R800, and/or camera)
a washing basket lid
a pair of clear safety glasses
a graph pad
a spoon (soup)
a pair of headphones, with or without attached microphone
a bottle lid (plastic)
all the electrical related bollox you can handle, and then some
a wine glass that i can make sing
a weird looking squirty bottle thingy that was used to fill up my model cars' fuel tank
some black pvc tape (ooheerr :P)
some wattle flowers
many playtimes with my really cute puppy dog (there's a photo of him in my intro)

And, last but not least, a nice cosy spot in the water tank (that will be drained) along with the rest of my harem ubblol


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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[noodles]
[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Member Since: 31st Jul 2005
Total posts: 893
Posted:Ok I'll retract the universe because people have a point with the universe responsibility thing and instead i'll add a roll of gaffa tape and a black sheet with some stars stuck to it biggrin

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VampyricAcid
VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House
Member Since: 27th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1286
Posted:he may be pigeons, but im the one giving him ketchup down the chimney!!!


ok ok i'll retract my bid of [noodles] and add to the bid Noodles, flavour of your choice wink


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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:Miss Aimz going up for auction again biggrin

5'9", More to love, cuddles in return for ownership biggrin


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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:[noodles] ubblol now, THAT's more like it ubblol

heyas Aimee, how come you're going for auction "again"? what happened to your previous owner? umm wink


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted:Can you put yourself up for auction again if you're already owned? Hmmm...interesting! ubblol

Um, yup.......and after much thought and deliberation (I think they could be the same thing really....) I think I'm going to have to go with.....FireTom. You won it with the instruments and jewellery! ubblove (And the massages might have played a part too.....) wink ubblol hug


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:bounce clap bounce clap bounce

you make me a very very happy spinner smile ubbrollsmile

hug

PM on the way.. smile


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:I lost the paper work? ubbangel

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted:ubblol Yay! hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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