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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:YAY!!! hug

please step up to collection point M to collect all of said goodies

*scampers about happy as a sand-boy*

what's a sand boy confused


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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:Uh....so what happens now? tongue Hehe

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:you remain safe in the knowledge that if you need anything I will help you and vise versa wink and that i will love you and cherish you and call you my own ubblol
And if in UK i will help you find a place to stay... yay...I have to be even nicer to you now hug grouphug kiss

biggrin


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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:Yay! I feel so loved now hug

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:you can still pick me lost... I will up my bid again if you would like?
Lost83surfer

A sand-boy
a sand-girl ubblol
a rubber dingy
ALL my chicken super noodles (thats a LOT)
much praise
a golden handshake
all the good from cheerio's
faulkners secret hatch action (sooo james bondish)
some laughing gas
and
a billy goat caddy ( for all your golfing needs) ubblol wink


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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:puts herself up

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:If I bid high enough will I be able to buy you tink (just to save effort) I dunno how many Pants I can possess ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:if...

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:*Waits with baited breath*

yes...if what?

my first bid
a true promise to come to inverness (with company wink )
others to come if you allow it.....


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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:the more the merrier! carry on... (you better not be fibbing though...)

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Blayze
Blayze

Doesn't play well with others...
Location: CANADA
Member Since: 28th Jul 2005
Total posts: 187
Posted:Only on bid for me eek
ubbcrying


I smile because I have no idea what is going on...

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:for Tink... I bid

a huge innuendo
A polo tower
a herd of wildebei
A Gang of flumps
71 Bubbles
a life-time supply of jammie dodgers
17 camels
3 goats
8 chickens
2 ex mother-in-laws
a hippo's toenail
a tank of helium
someone who likes poking muchly
a part in the "fountain plan"
and
more to come....please hold ubblol (busy at work)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Yeah, Screech, no more talking the bmvc down, it was started out of love to offer protection from wierd breeding experiments...and we have now branched into solo projects,so that argument is henceforth negated anyway!

For Blayze I bid:
a castle on a cloud
something fluffy to play with
pink goo
the secret to imortality
many shiny things
a bouncy castle
two of the rings around Saturn
a pyramid of chocolate
the ability to never be confused as an american
many coloured pens
an orchard
a mountain
random comments based on no known logic
a tall ship and a star to steer her by
a mute pirate
a champagne fountain
your own personal vampire
butter
the letter 'F'
and some lion-king slippers


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Tao Star
Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:Written by: Blayze

Only on bid for me eek
ubbcrying



i know....only one person bid for me too frown

maybe we can start an only one bidder club & be cooler than everyone else.


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Blayze
Blayze

Doesn't play well with others...
Location: CANADA
Member Since: 28th Jul 2005
Total posts: 187
Posted:hug's for Tao Star, Blu & Noodles (who bid for me yesterday)

hug's for everyone else too!

EDITED_BY: Blayze (1129649593)


I smile because I have no idea what is going on...

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Have you sold yourself tao Star? If not, I got loads I am willing to bid for you!

I up my bid for Blayze to include
crumpets and tea
a hiccup
a smile
babies breath
and fairy laughter


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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[noodles]
[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Member Since: 31st Jul 2005
Total posts: 893
Posted:hug's back.
I would continue to bid in an attempt to outbid blu but to be honest it's impossible


Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Tao Star
Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:well, i dunno, i guess the aution's technically still open cos i never closed it.

biggrin


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:aaah, tis true biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Ok, for Tao Star I bid:

Angel hair
Fairy wings
12 dodo birds
an active volcano
13 dragon flies
a pin coushin with silver tinsel trim
a chat with father time
an air-o-train
a flock of clouds
a trampoline
a squishy thing that you can squish and call your squishy
two reby red apples
a compass
a pair of unicorn boots
the removal of a phobia
enlightenment
the north-east quarter of Jupiter
a bottle of flame from the sun
and two rocks from a valley in South Africa


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Tao Star
Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:ooooh, a squishy thing! i've always wanted one of those.

who does all this stuff go to? me or my owner?


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:It goes to you, and the person who offers it becomes your owner. Based on the bids, you decide who owns you.
biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Tink... I continue to bid ( coz i want you muchly biggrin )

A postmans hat
a walk through mirror
a play with Vlad
The fluffiest thing in the universe (made fluffier)
all the shiney things
a cuckoo clock with 1 hand
a cuddly toy
the toupe from a whale (not wales)
the deeds to kubla khan
a shower iron
a water-proof sponge
a place to stay
a toilet-tree
the nucleus from an atom of posh 147
a spare hand for a cuckoo clock
and
a set of steak knives.


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:lost i also include..

all my respect and all the covers if we wake up in the same thread together (been upping my bids loads coz you is FANTASTIC)


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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:ok firstly is aime still avaialble?

second

for tink i bid :

an infite supply of innuendos for every situation and for following any comment
a life time supply of huggles and kisses
massages
a few visits from me to you when ever i can
a harlequin hat
a spikey hate
a good listener
a the cutest and fluffyest thing in the universe
the prettest thing in the universe
somewhere to stay in london
guided tours of london, dorking and many other wierd locations
a source of infinte amusment
a friend
a collection of cards for free drinks
a packet of matches
free cds of what ever music i have that you want
free dvds of what ever i have you want
40 ball point pens
a never ending stream of friendly comments in your thread
a person to play euphamism game with
help tickling all and sundry
and 100 unlimited voucher of favors (ie they're not limited - if i can do it i will)

so i hope you like biggrin


back

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:Written by: Mynci
a halibut called eric wink (haha)





you can't bid that i own him and i'm taking him back



to my bid for hanz i add



a halibut called eric

a dog called eric

a cat called eric (cat licence included)

and an entire menagerie called eric

oh and half a bee also called eric

4 moons from jupiter

the secret of the immortal soul

and the holy grail



edit: Written by: Mynci


the prayer to khert-neter (allows the person who knows the prayer to keep CONTROL of their immortal soul in the after-life)





i have the prayer and was referring to it in my bid

EDITED_BY: screech (1129661345)


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:oh all excellent bids but I cant make up my mind!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:screech you may bid an immortal soul but



lost I bid



the prayer to khert-neter (allows the person who knows the prayer to keep CONTROL of their immortal soul in the after-life)

tongue screech - immortal soul no good if you don't control it,

You don't know it I know you're fibbing ubblol bet you can't name the god to whom it pertains? or the first word biggrin or the words of power blocked off in most transcriptions mwahahaha devil

so bid stealing eh ubblol 2 shall play that game



a dead parrot

some funny walks

a bunch of drunk philosophers

a lumber-jack

3 butternut squashi

A windsurfer (with anti-shark protection)

a pet dolphin

and

something languid


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:so far my bid for lost stands as:



a rainbow unicycle

a years supply of bread

a barbershop quartet of singing hamsters

a plane journey to nowhere

700 blue smarties

a yellow submarine

a bottomless noodle bowl (no matter how much you eat its still full of hot tasty noodles, flavour dependant on your mood)

a special twirly noodle fork (saves effort when eating) with pretty flashy red and green lights.

a jar of whinnie the pooh's hunny (deliberately misspelt)

a purple carrot

a cappucin monkey

3 bottles of russian import vodka

a family sized packet of jelly babies

a pack of coloured straws with bendy necks

a sherman tank

a piece of bungee rope

unlimited hug 's

a set of glow in the dark angel wings

a magic self spinning staff (no hands required just the power of thought)

1000 tubs of ben and jerry's ice cream (your choice of flavours)



to this i will add

my unsucessful bid for roarfire



a cherry pie

any glow toy of your choice

a pyramid made of cabury's dairy milk chunks

a four poster bed

a parrot that obeys your every command (and no its not dead before anyone makes any monty python jokes)

a tube of super glue

a barbeque

10 cans of silly string

a walk in the park

and a 50 ft long tobelerone



and:



all the time in the world

three wishes from the genie of the lamp

entry to the offices of the men in black

the colnels secret recipe

a star from the sky

an amulet that protects you from bruises when spinning

a red herring

a country of your own

the ability to levitate small objects by telekenisis

a pet shark

a set of bud and doyle action figures (anatomically correct)

an argument

the spanish inquisition

a fish licence

and a grail shaped beacon


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:ok.... my total for lost so far stands as:

Much sporty type fun
A place to crash in the UK
Many mornings waking up company in bed thread
super hug 's
a jelly cycle
poland (they have vodka )
a kappibara wearing a waistcoat
as many noodles as she would like for company
and
a map so she know where she is with her whereabouts always marked by a big gold star
+
a cloak of invisibility
a dirt bike
freedom to make your own choices
Infinite tequila
a lemon grove
a salt mine
a groove armada
snoopys dog house
a simpsons clock
no ordinary coconut
and
a grizzly scientist
+
some rainbow post-it notes
a hang-glider
2 x pairs of leder hosen
37 roast dinners
much stuffing for above
a voice controlled calculator
a thought powered hover-craft
mr magoo
3 sugar plumb fairies
an invisible TV
schrodingers cat
and
a belly laugh
+
A sand-boy
a sand-girl
a rubber dingy
ALL my chicken super noodles (thats a LOT)
much praise
a golden handshake
all the good from cheerio's
faulkners secret hatch action (sooo james bondish)
some laughing gas
and
a billy goat caddy ( for all your golfing needs)
+
all my respect and all the covers if we wake up in the same thread together (been upping my bids loads coz you is FANTASTIC)
+
the prayer to khert-neter (allows the person who knows the prayer to keep CONTROL of their immortal soul in the after-life)
screech - immortal soul no good if you don't control it,
You don't know it I know you're fibbing bet you can't name the god to whom it pertains? or the first word or the words of power blocked off in most transcriptions mwahahaha

the complete prayer for Khert-neter upon request.
so bid stealing eh 2 shall play that game

a dead parrot
some funny walks
a bunch of drunk philosophers
a lumber-jack
3 butternut squashi
A windsurfer (with anti-shark protection)
a pet dolphin
and
something languid

I noticed you stole my red herring screech ubblol

and my final bid (befor this gets too silly ubblol is

a replica of the Pyramids at Giza made from popping candy
a goldfish bowl
an anomaly
bill and ben the flower pot men
an eternal flame (with carry pouch)
a chocolate finger hedgehog
and
FREEDOM to do as you want when and where you want wink


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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