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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
mmhmm.... i'll have to think about it tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


ishkadoodlesGOLD Member
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA


Posted:
oh geez, two very tempting bids...I'm liking the boots of escape since I used to be into role playing stuffs and the raver dog is interesting...Me likes
and then there is the pure sugar...mmm, and the tail poi that I'm liking. plus that moneky is pretty darn cute...I don't know...I just can't decide yet!

HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm confused, cause if i remember rightly Zim and i were bidding on Miss So confused

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
i've figured it out.

i bid the following on Miss _So_:
my pink and white tailed poi,
a sugar jar 3/4 full of sugar
a glow in the dark star shaped glowy thing
a UV raver monkey named Arthur (pics to follow)
and a lifetime's supply of hugs and compliments, with kisses optional


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if the image doesn't work, just follow the link

and i bid the following on Miss Kitten:
Arthur the UV Raver monkey's twin brother, Borris, who looks exactly like Arthur
my Tom and Jerry wrist rest
my orangy yellow globug poi
a lifetime's supply of hugs and compliments, with kisses optional
and a 10kg bag of sugar biggrin

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


ZimBRONZE Member
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
yeah i was bidding on _So_ .. so ... sorry? i can bid for you too if you'd like biggrin

havokist... nice quote from equilibrium.. tis a cool movie
"it's not the message that's important... but our obedience to it." (that quote goes well with a dancing monkey.... or a president)

so... for _So_
the original bid:
-3.7 tons of skill
-the "I Win" button (when pressed you instantly WIN)
-boots of escape (+1 dex, +1 initiative; user can cast Yoface 2/day)
-lifelong "fun and good times" card (expires 2012; day of apocalypse)
-the robotic raver dog

AND

-a cheshire cat hat (cheshire cat is the hookah smokin cat from alice in wonderland)
-four chinese caligraphy figures ("Tao", "female dark-enigma", "the ten-thousand things", and "all beneath heaven")
-Biccardo the Disco Dog (says SIX new disco phrases! "YEAH!" "WOOHOO!" "GET DOWN!" etc.)
-Peter the Duck-Billed Platapus (fluffy and lovable)
-a UV reactant mushroom poster
and
-Mitts Metragnome the Garden Gnome

damn shiggitty!
~Z

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.


ishkadoodlesGOLD Member
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA


Posted:
oh, sorry for the confusion, I guess I just missed that. oops. well, as of now I would say that Zim is in the lead because I like the Cheshire cat and caligraphy. Plus I love your avatar! go Darko!

JayKittyGOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA


Posted:
Ok Kitten, Ima bet

-pair of home-made poi.
-2 Boxes of Cadbury eggs
-3 pairs of glow sticks.
-4 Anne Rice Novels
-5 sketches
-and 6 cups of coffee.

oo... aprently i missed the dead line. Poo.

Don't mind me, just passing through.


ishkadoodlesGOLD Member
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA


Posted:
hmm, I like that bid...I'll give my final choice after school today! tehe the suspense...

HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Zim



havokist... nice quote from equilibrium.. tis a cool movie








no one seems to know the actual poem which is where i originally got it from frown



damn the world of films tongue



i'm gonna battle you for her, zim tongue



i bid the following on _so_



the original bids:

my pink and white tailed poi,

a sugar jar 3/4 full of sugar

a glow in the dark star shaped glowy thing

a UV raver monkey named Arthur (pics to follow)

and a lifetime's supply of hugs and compliments, with kisses optional



PLUS



a UV pink white and blue star shaped thing with the top layer of it made from spikey soft latex, plus it also vibrates tongue

my HUGE tazmanian devil teddy dressed up in plate armour

a pair of green perspex rave glasses picture modeled by sniper here

and... erm... a... flyer with Jack Skelington on it



picture of Arthur the raver monkey can be found here

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
kyle get me a pic of the glasses dude i (well midian) lost mine a while ago

HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
and i bid the following on on Miss kmbkitten:



the original bid:

Arthur the UV Raver monkey's twin brother, Borris, who looks exactly like Arthur

my Tom and Jerry wrist rest

my orangy yellow globug poi

a lifetime's supply of hugs and compliments, with kisses optional

and a 10kg bag of sugar biggrin



PLUS

a cat in the hat hat/samurai jack at the rave hat (a tall hat that's striped red and white)

a Thing 1 pencil topper

a mini model of a car

my leather guitar strap

and a pair of soft silk gloves (+1 DEX)



picture of Borris's identical twin brother Arthur can be found here

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
that'd mean i have to dig them out, and they're packed away in the stuff that i don't directly need for when we move frown

i'll try to find them

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
check my gallery dude

HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
well you're now the model for them tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
you sure they're not actually mine? vanished in jilly's a while back after miss kitt yoinked them off my face

HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm sure, i was bought them as a random present cause they were green and my mum's mate was in cyberdog

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
hmm *isn't convinced*

this mate wouldn't happen to be kitt would it? tongue

HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
*highlights the words "mum's mate" in red*

kitt's only ever properly spoken to my mum once plus unless kitt happens to be a tall guy, then no tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
ah furry muff. anyhoo back on topic. when can i expect delivery of my lovely pigeon_wigeon? and seeing as i now own her, does this mean i indirectly own frd? if so then i bid him for kmbkitten tongue

HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
dude, you're not allowed to bid on kmbkitten tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
why not?

HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
because i said so tongue biggrin

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
and also that reason...

hug for the pigeon hug

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
*thought how funny it would be to step out of the way but then realised potential bad outcomes and catches Pigeon*

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
now wasn't taht a good outcome? tongue

*runs after Pigeon, catches her and pinches her bum*

i think we should possibly stop filling the auction thread with random acts of kindness and move it over to my thread tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
aww you know i love ya really piji xx

no really when can i expect delivery? wink

HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
dude, just wait wink



she has to come up to manchester eventually tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
HoP auctions... worse than bloody ebay. more expensive too *looks round at empty house...*

HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
eek

you're wearing bells?

next you'll be telling us you can fly... tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
*in response to oo-lookit-mee-i'm-fulla-crap comment*

yeah well i can fly when no-one's looking

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