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Parafinfairy
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

Parafinfairy

old hand
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 845
Posted:... or doughnuts or TimTams!!!! Its getting beyond a joke!! We're doing a detox and we're on a vegan diet with no caffine, alcohol, sugar, pies or anything frown . Ben-ja-men thinks the best way to get round it is by sniffing all the things he wants to eat/drink!! I don't think it helps at all - in fact even looking at them makes me nearly crack!!! His brothers not too impressed as its his stuff Bens got his nose glued to!! eek



What will we do???? We've got until a week Sat until we can eat our normal diet again!!! Looking forward to a nice, room temperature, pint of strongie B and a steak and ale pie, mmm!!! smile


Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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vanize
SILVER Member since Aug 2001

vanize

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Location: Austin, Texas

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Posted:you got Ben eating vegan?!?!

you cruel cruel woman!!!


-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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Parafinfairy
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

Parafinfairy

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Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 845
Posted:No, actually he got himself eating it and suggested I did it too!!! He's a cruel cruel man!!!! spank

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

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Posted:what made you decide to do that? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

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Posted:we forced vanize to eat vegan chinese on saturday

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

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big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted:i hope you got the chinese vegan's permission first tongue


cole. x


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

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Location: Warwickshire

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Posted:of course, they did make us pay when we'd finished

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Parafinfairy
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

Parafinfairy

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Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 845
Posted:confused chinese vegan? Is it any good - we're going out of our minds (hence Bens new sniffing habbit) smile

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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flid
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flid

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Posted:absolutely, china has some of the best vegan food around. Any country that's traditionally had a religion which stipulates vegetarianism/veganism (eg buddhism) will have a good selection of vegan food (indian, chinese, japanese etc). Tofu, seiten, tempura etc are all asian ingrediants. In UK and europe we've just not put any real effort into developing vegan recipes over the last few thousand years, which is why the concept is so much more alien

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Hubert_Cumberdale
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

Hubert_Cumberdale

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Location: London

Total posts: 479
Posted:I assumed this thread was about something else when I read the title...

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Posted:few thousand flid? thats a long time of underground vegans

back

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flid
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flid

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Posted:Not really, there's been millions of buddhist monks/nuns in asia leading a vegan/near vegan diet for approx 2500 years. Refridgeration available to the masses is a relatively new thing, a large percentage of the world is too hot to store animal milk, hence many cultures not using it in their food and vegetarians from those cultures being one step closer to veganism. The history of food is most facinating. A lot of ingrediants we associate today with being from a certain place isn't at all. Traditional italian cuisine doesn't have tomatoes (which were imported from america and not widely used until the 19th century), traditional indian cusine chillis (imported by the dutch from south america) etc

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

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Location: Warwickshire

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Posted:Written by: Paraffin Fairy
doughnuts



You can make perfectly good vegan doughnuts (tescos jam ones were last time i checked). If you have a deep fat frier you can make some (in sunflower oil of course) and eat with fruit jam (assuming you cook at the right temperature very little of the oil is actually obsorbed). I can't remember off the top of my head if my dough recipe has sugar in it or not (if it does it wouldn't be more than a teaspoon per 12 doughnuts), but I'd sure could be omitted. Making doughnuts is fun (and fresh ones are the best), i'm just too lazy to most of the time.


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munkypunks
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California

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Posted:you can make just about vegan anything. cupcakes, ice cream (you can use unrefined or raw sugar, don't know how stringent you are on that requirement), cookies, etc. Learning to make a bunch of vegan desserts might not be the best diet plan, though...

On the sniffing aspect, I'd say to each his own. Taste is like 90% smell anyway, so he may get enough of a 'contact buzz' off of just smelling to conquer his cravings. Sometimes that works for me.


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Ry
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Ry

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Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 4496
Posted:Gah lexie.. both of you left Brissie Karen and Jesse-fied!

Although you should get in touch with Karen.. she made the yummiest VEGAN FERRERO ROCHER the other day!

Yep. Vegan.. it was amazing..


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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

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Posted:goodness, feel free to post the recipe here smile

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Ry
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Ry

Gromit's Humble Squire
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 4496
Posted:Goodness indeed. If I could somehow extract it from her.. I wonder if a petition might help.. ubbidea

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Lexy try aversion therapy. Smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper everytime he does it. He'll soon stop! ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:ubblol

Even better, just push his hideously ugly face into the food as he's sniffing it...

*Sits back with a nice can of Strongbow*
Pssssssssssssssht
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
wink


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land

Total posts: 475
Posted:You evil evil people.

The man needs iron to help his body grow strong. Give the man a steak.


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Written by: Durbs

*Sits back with a nice can of Strongbow*
Pssssssssssssssht
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
wink



that.... is harsh ubblol funny... but harsh biggrin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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