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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK
Ooh, I just realised I haven't been put up for auction! ok...here goes umm...
18, crazy, not too bad at spinning poi, though a bit of a beginner still
into rock and alternative music. Comes with pretty little car (loadsa boot space for toys and paraffin) loadsa money and extra dreadlocks 
can also cook and make people laugh at the most inappropriate moments.I guess that'll do!
†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
For StormFeather, i bid:
my multimeter, which is really old, but works great
my vibrating dog
a car charger for a nokia.
a tube of deep heat
my groovy little camera bag (its a mini backpack
)a simpsons bowl-o-rama tazo
a can of tomato soup
a guinness hat
an 80 pin conductor IDE cable
many many moosics
a roll of electrical tape
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
i bid:
myself. i can have you, and you can have me.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
*bounces in* oooh can i play too?
age : guess!
height: 155cm
random: has all toes, fingers and and knee caps attached
occupation: student/ fire twirler/ circus performer
more random: likes chocolate, fire and music. hates asparagus. wants a new guitar. likes to paint
umm.....yeah
Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Okay...um..
17 year old staff spinner, likes nature and hugs. Is mature for her age. Likes red wine, stars and the moon and can sing. Thinks the best thing in the world is fireworks. Um...picture located here. Picture
EDITED_BY: roarfire (1112269102)
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
hey, how did i never notice this thread? weirdass - can i bid on pretty girls too?
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
your only 17!!!!
i thought you were way older.
in that case i bid
a betty boop figurine (on my desk)
a pink glass piggy (also on my desk)
three highlighters (guess)
and a firestaff....
Can i bid on stormfeather too?
my pc, flat panel moniotor, desk phone, chair and foot rest
Love is the law.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
only if we can bid on you tao star
your hot property
Love is the law.
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Yeah, only 17. *sigh*.... uh...well...at least I don't look and act my age? Right? Heh
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
nope
you seem nice and mature and are a total cutie
Love is the law.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Tao
just found out you were a bloke
sorry bro
i'll still buy you though. got any gardening skills?
Love is the law.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
wait a minute
your not
now im really confused
three posts in a row.
wish i had some work to do
Love is the law.
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK
Ok...MiG's offer is pretty temptin...specially with the vibrating dog and the tazo
.:sparkey:. has also made a good offer..
Though I think the tazo might possibly win. MiG is the proud owner of one StormFeather
†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
damn... always seem to just miss the auctions...
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK
aww havokist you could try and barter with MiG if you like
†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i don't think MiG may want to let you go, so i may have to jsut live with bidding on Miss Tao
i bid my long full length purple cloak with big hood
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Skinny poi maker
313 posts
Location: Moscow, Russia
hehe =) funny thread =))
i bid: handmade poi, a couple of massages, a couple of dj sets of mine, umm... me?
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
I put myself up for bid
16, slighty dippy, comes free with phalic shaped chocolate cake.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i'm confused as to who Miss So is bidding for...
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Skinny poi maker
313 posts
Location: Moscow, Russia
well, now im confused too! because i overastimated my ability to choose from such a huge list of awesomely beautiful and sweet women =)))))))))))))
ARENT YOU????
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i'm really confused
it may just be the tiredness kicking in but i'm not too sure
*confusseled noise*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
_So_, are you bidding on someone in particular? Are you bid-on-able?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Written by: ado-p
your only 17!!!!
i thought you were way older.
in that case i bid
a betty boop figurine (on my desk)
a pink glass piggy (also on my desk)
three highlighters (guess)
and a firestaff....
Not too keen on the betty boop and the pink pigs, seems a bit belittling and too girly lol.
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Too girly!!!
Those are my favorite things i'll have you know. Thats why they are on my desk...
and a firestaff? come now, how many spinners do you know would give up a fire staff?
*sulk*
Love is the law.
Skinny poi maker
313 posts
Location: Moscow, Russia
yeh, MiG, im bid-able, hehe
Let's see, what im worth =))))))
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Written by: ado-p
Too girly!!!
Those are my favorite things i'll have you know. Thats why they are on my desk...
and a firestaff? come now, how many spinners do you know would give up a fire staff?
*sulk*
But do I have a choice anyway? You're the only one who's bidded!
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i bid my pink and white tail poi and half of a flatscreen plasma pc mointor on the cute russian girl over there
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i bid, for the veery loverly _So_:
a colour printer
a can of campbells beef soup
a bear that swears at you (it soo cool)
4x ancient network cards
most of a pump bottle of sorbolene
the hangover i'll have tomorrow morning
an analouge audio cable for a cd rom
a psone (the really little playstation)
a pair of vector 6x9 inch speakers
And, for the equally loverly roarfire:
a red cat 5 patch lead
some chunky tomato and onion pasta
a 30ml spirit pourer
a funky blue gel mousepad
an empty envelope
most of a pack of chewing gum
some post-its
an empty can of 3.2 kg beetroot (awesome kero dipping tin
)the key to my old car
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i don't seem to have as much useless junk to bid on people as the next HoPper, or more importantly, MiG
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Skinny poi maker
313 posts
Location: Moscow, Russia
wei hey =) dearest MiG =))) I dont like beer, and i didnt understand a half of the words describing what you bid
And Havokist, I always dreamt of pink and white tail poi
hm...
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