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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
Quote:

i will alsom and to esp up bid lightning, i will offer a shoulder, a set of my higest class cuddles (pounce knows these are good) the massage, a warm fluffy bed!

open care, and hope, and freedom

plus i also offer the no chasing of sex, as it aint inportant to me over teh happyness of a lady!

i also add in my soph, and my website!





it means that lightning said that cos he was doing it all and didnt want anything like sex back that i would do teh same, and offer it on a higher level, i will also add in to be a personal salve, and this would include a sex spave, but would never ask for sex!

Step (el-nombrie)


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ok i'm losing track of what's bid on me and what's bid on flynt.

so for flynt, i'll match whatever has been bid, and add in a lovely dinner for two, an unlimited supply of giggles, a list of....10, no...5 (sorry) things i like about denver, and a warm body to sleep next to and wake up if she has bad dreams smile

BEAT THAT!!! tongue

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
DAMMIT!! I keep getting outbid! This is like hardcore eBay on acid !!

Last effort

Matches all bids on Lightning, Pounce, Flynt and adds my lovely smile, 2 *glomp*s, a look inside my pocket and I'll pull a coin our from begind their ear just like magic smile

Quick question....when does the bidding stop on an individual?

Let's relight this forum ubblove


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
i'll match your bid on flynt and add in myself covered in twix-flavoured ice cream biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
ok then missy....me covered in twix ice cream with a cherry on top!!! HA!! biggrin

Let's relight this forum ubblove


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
with whipped cream and caramel sauce tongue

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
I bid a bright shiny rock for Narr......

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Quote:


Matches all bids on Lightning, Pounce, Flynt and adds my lovely smile, 2 *glomp*s, a look inside my pocket and I'll pull a coin our from begind their ear just like magic smile





Wait. You can't bid on me. I'm not female.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


telicI don't want a title.
940 posts

Posted:
Can I have you without bidding, then? kiss

E pluribus unum, baby.


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Quote:



Wait. You can't bid on me. I'm not female.




Yeah but I got bids on you in the other auction and couldn't post twice as I had my boss hanging round my desk and was off to yet another thrilling meeting! smile

Let's relight this forum ubblove


The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
im gonna see pounces bid on flynt, and add a personal tour of london, with a private bubble on the london eye, and a rowing boat trip on the serpentine (lake in Hyde Park), with a (homemade) picnic halfway along.

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
i'll see your bid for flynt, and i'll raise ya a snowboarding trip is aspen or vail (her choice, or both if she prefers), then a whirlwind week of clubbing and enjoying the best of las vegas, ending with a road trip to sunny california where i will show her all the best spots and beaches tongue

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
i bid 20 litres of jelly on pounce ubbidea

The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
i fold on flynt ubbcrying ubbcrying ubbcrying ubbcrying ubbcrying

but raise flid to 60 litres of jelly, 1 gallon of ice cream, a case of whipped cream, 50kg chopped nuts and hot fudge sauce!

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think that's worth it pounce, you should take him up on the offer. Will we get video evidence?

What happens to non payers?

pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
woo-hoo! does this mean i win on flynt? biggrin

so DB does your offer include the previous bids from lightning, regyt, mech, and custom bug too?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
yes it does pounce (both questions)

yes you do flid.

does this mean i win pounce?!!!?????

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
That's OK, DB. You can have Pounce. I'm going to start bidding on YOU... ubbangel

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ooh, very tempting indeed. does regyt or mech have a counter bid? otherwise i'm all yours DB!!! biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
CAn anybodie do any better here (feeling like a bit of a pimp now)?.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
riiiight, i think i win now!!!! yay!!!!!!!!, pounce put theese handcuffs on...


follow me....


*camera rolls* wink

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ubblol

*wanders off merrily with DB*

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Who's next ummm let's see any volunteers ?

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
*bump in the interests of equality*

any willing victi.......er.......voluteers to renew this one?

ubbangel

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


FräuleinFireotographer on Hiatus
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland


Posted:
Ehem... *knocks shyly* Hello!? *steps squinting into the spotlight*
Okay I may be the next victim so! What can I say about me!?! Mmmh.... maybe read my intro thread. For all the lazy guys amongst you: If you can't even push some buttons to look it up you might not be able to keep up with me anyway! wink ubblol Okay, was just joking: I am 25, German and currently living in Cork, Ireland. Some people that read my intro would have noticed that I well.... ubblol have a big mouth ubblol

"I see," said the blind man.


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
I'll start the bidding for Fraulein with a nice foot massage! wink

OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
Why not! The only person even remotely possible for having a relationship with just moved to Montreal (ubbcrying)

Soo... single, canadian, young spirited *coughjailbaitcough*, I wear bright colours, am dreaded, likes animals, is goofy all day, and contemplative at night, interested in all music, and soon to be invading Germany! I cook vegetarian, and yell at others to clean. And I wear lots of orange.

Umm... I brush my teeth, and shower lots, though am dreaded... Any questions? ubbangel

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


ElannaSILVER Member
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA


Posted:
Can I bid on the Bobo? My house is very lacking in the goofy and the orange departments...

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*

Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Umm we need hops pimp here ? NYC where are you to sell your lovely ladies (puk puts up bids for Regyt! firekitty and firebunny not forgetting woodnympth being a bit byest here cause they bidded for me)



Who else



the biggest dropbear hug in the world possible

My lovely fire whips

My cat (no i love my kitty cat ! withdrawn)

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Right Gidg is up surely someone would love a ladie that can teach a couple of things wink tongue

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


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