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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
a bent tent peg? I have plenty of those
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Blu_valley
Will up bid to include
1 x minature butler (can fetch small drinks)
and as no one in the office....
1 x air con unit
also 1 day service with large palm frond *waves big leaf about randomly* for all your cooling needs
EDITED_BY: mynci (1119276452)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
ah air con would be really nice right about now
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
ok toastied
A PIN number for undisclosed bank
3 snooker balls
and a hammer to straighten bent tent pegs...
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
And second air con to toastied (for parity)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Oooh, defenitly leaning towards Mynci now!
How big is said pile of smarties?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
yeah how big?
and second I need a whole pool table
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
pyramid sized. you could live in it (although may melt if not kept with air con)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
good point that
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Im so sold to Mynci!! Please step up to collection point Z to collect.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
is anyone else bidding for me?
Anyone prepared to raise the stake for this fine piece of curiosity?
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Yippee I got Blu_valley
Will bring all on my majik carpet.
*not for sale*....yet
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
what u bidding for me mynci?
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
i bid my pencil sharpener!
(for cat)
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
what type of pencil sharpener... you see as an artist I have plenty
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
its a toy car with the harpener at the back
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
does it whizz around the table? Infact does it have its own brain?
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
cat
on top of everything at top of page..
PIN no.
snooker balls
tent peg straightener
air con
i bid
A jelly castle of your favourite flavour, (inc. drawbridge, portcullis and moat full of jelly croc's)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
yes it has its own brain and it has its own car park space at asda!
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
oooh the edible bouncy castle is sounding good tho
any more bids?
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Cat
a jelly baby army
and snow fall of hundredsand thousands
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
hmmmmm thing is what am I gunna catch em with?
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
mmhmm...
for the Cat, i bid:
a permanent black marker
a lighter encased in silicon-like spikes
an unlimited supply of hugs
and a yellow (or it might be orange, not too sure) ball from a ball pool
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
{tiny little sad voice} noone wants to bit for me......
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Argh! Boo's on auction?
Brilliant!
I bid for Boo:
Ownership of Mr. Panda
Ooooodles of hugs
A special space ship
Official Membership to the FRDISGOD club
A months supply of back massages
More hugs
A few more hugs for good measure
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
bid for boo_bunny:
10 pretty bracelets
100 gummy bears
3 staples
a copy of Fortean times (not the new one tho i haven't read it yet)
a brand new pair of piglet socks
and a clear lighter.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Umm.....Umm....I dont know which one to choose!
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
will also bid:
this kitten
Non-Https Image Link
and some sherbert.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
oooooh... competiton... damn
erm... a muppet
the teddy ive had since I was born
Staff tutorship
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i have too much stuff as it is.
i will bid for boo:
my jo doll that i have had since i was born (which is longer than FRD has had his teddy coz i'm older than him)
a packet of white chocolate buttons
a three layered chocolate cake with magic stars on top
and dibs on all my stuff when i die...
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
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