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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Okay, todays bids are:

Bidder #1167 Raymund Phule
Item #3257 Kittytheravequeen
2 balls of yarn
1 feline jungle gym
2 x 5 gallon drums of nutella ice cream

Going once........

Bidder #11 Kat
Item #1459 Stix
***COMPETETIVE BID AGAINST THE MIND GAP***
10 packets of peanut M and Ms
A box of Ferrero Rocher
A bath full of kero
Fairy lights
My copy of Withnail & I
1 kilo of Nutella

Bidder #2238 The mind gap
Item #1459 Stix
***COMPETETIVE BID AGAINST KAT***
a cauldron of getafix's magic potion
all my tanzanian ebony carvings and trinkets
a one tonne block of chocolate (vendor's choice of brand)
a thick wooly rug for curling up in front of the fire on
and a partridge in a pear tree

Do I hear a second bid Kat?

Bidder #2076 Burning Byron
***You have been issued your VERBAL WARNING***

The Female Auction House Ltd. Terms & Conditions clearly state, and I quote:

Section 3.7 "No squeezing of fairies, pixies or pickling of Leprechauns is permitted on these premesis. No consumation of any of the above mentioned items is permitted on these premesis. Failure to comply with house rules will result in a verbal warning. Any second offence will result in a possibly violent eviction from these premesis by the Female Auction House minderz."

I hope you can appreciate that we like to keep all our customers and inhabitants happy. Thank you.

NEW ITEM #85 Flash Fire:
This fantastic new model straight from Sydney, New South Wales has only just been introduced to the market. She has fantastic firedancing abilities, can entertain for hours and is the first item here to have exclusive Moderator status. She also has an impressive tally of 909 posts to her name. This is not a cheap item gentlemen and as I'm sure you can appreciate, due to the value of this new item, viewing will have to take place from behind the protective screen.
Bidding will start at 1 private tropical villa...

Flynt, can I see you in my office for a minute...

[ 18 October 2002, 21:47: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Kat
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Kat

Pooh-Bah
Location: London, Wales (UK)

Total posts: 2211
Posted:Thanks Kurobei, but I bow out gracefully - know when I am outbid!! Besides think Stix wants her own master rather than sharing mine! Raymund San you'll have to make a bid for Stix if you want her in your room full of lovelies!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:*has faith that he can keep his harum happy*

Ill bid the tropical villa, 1 set of brand new prepped wicks, 2 sets of double staffs, a collection of clothing no woman could resist, and 1 unlimited credit card at the local shoe store!!

All that for the luvly FlashFire!!


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Spiral


Spiral

Oolering Man
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 729
Posted:Right for my fish, I will have an electric eel, and who's gonna be my second?

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dromepixie


dromepixie

veteran
Location: Florida

Total posts: 1463
Posted:*hoping threesomes are allowed at the auctions*



DFQ: I will blow on your tea hun... That is if my owner allows it?!



JUGGLEwithyourmind!

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Spiral


Spiral

Oolering Man
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 729
Posted:Fine by me , you can blow on anyones tea! <say we could always try getting aunty to blow on DFQ's tea, perhaps he wouldn't feel so left out then )

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:i will have no dealings with tea - it is a horrible substance that should be kept a very long way away

and that includes the multitude of empty cups i find littered about my room every time spiral's been on my computer


wherever you go, there you are.

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iluminaryfaerie


member
Location: Guelph, Ontario, Camerica

Total posts: 89
Posted:allright...
what can i get for *empties out pockets*
-2 reciepts, one from a milkshake and one from a cookie
-a 3day old bus transfer
-a red lighter, half full (you know you waaaaaant it)
-chapstick (medicated)
-rolling papers
-2 bobby pins
-$0.37

--and one giant hug???


orangu-funking-tan

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:*goes to Kurobei's office...*

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:Kuro must be on strike or sumptin cause he sure is takin his time with that gavle!!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:he;s asleep?

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:Bah, he sleeps way too much!!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:i suppose so.....

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:*hands Flynt a 5 gallon drum of Nutella icecream kept in a self refrigerating container so it dont melt and a big spoon*



Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:hehe, when we were little, we used to go "swimming" in fortyfour gallon drums...... i remember once being able to fit FIVE kids in one drum full of water...... gosh that was fun....

*hugz ray*


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:Ausies dun get out much as kids do they?

I mean we went to the city pool and all that but it was a nice olympic sized pool. hehe those were good days


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:well, yeah, i mean, hey, we had pools and all too, but seriously......
wheres the fun in that??????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:Well the first time I tried to dive from the high dive, I ended up doing a belly flop!!!

I dont think I have ever expierence that much pain before.


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Today's bids ladies and gentlemen are:

Bidder #2238 The mind gap
Item #1459 Stix
a cauldron of getafix's magic potion
all my tanzanian ebony carvings and trinkets
a one tonne block of chocolate (vendor's choice of brand)
a thick wooly rug for curling up in front of the fire on
and a partridge in a pear tree

Going once............

Bidder #1167 Raymund Phule
Item #3257 Kittytheravequeen
2 balls of yarn
1 feline jungle gym
2 x 5 gallon drums of nutella ice cream

Going twice........

Ray, you'll have to wait until your first bid has gone through before you make another one.

Drome: There's a special room for threesomes, just ask one of the Minderz and he''l direct you.

The mind gap: No blasphemous comments are to be made agains tea or any of it's close cousins in this auction house, we run a tight ship here son, and tea keeps us going!!!!

Bidder #3243 Iluminaryfaerie:
Unfortunately I think you may need to raid your piggy-bank, I may have some penny sweets though........

A guy like me doesn't get enough sleep, do you realise how many forms and tax sheets you have to fill in when you run an auction house?!!!! I need my sleep sonny-Jim!!!

NEW ITEM COMING SOON
Bidee #977 BamBam

This sleek new model is in her own words "A 6 foot blonde with blue eyes and big whams!" (See page 1). She will be returning to this house after a leave of absence and is someone to keep an eye out for. This energetic little bombshell has many talents to her name, she's a true diva on the dancefloor and likes to get in amongst the thick of it and she can also spin a staff with more elegance than a Kung fu master!!

*******COMING SOON*******

As for you Flynt young lady...................
*closes door behind him*


whats up with all the limitations?

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:Ok - I bid the following for BamBam

20,000,000 hugz, smiles, smokes, and laughs. Plus I'll cook and clean and hoover and water the thingy's ( ) and ...and ...I promise never EVER to bring Marmite into the house again...

So - do we have a deal ???



Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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Pele
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:*sitting on the edge of the auction block, waiting to be picked up*

Hermph.


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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iluminaryfaerie


member
Location: Guelph, Ontario, Camerica

Total posts: 89
Posted:alright, the piggy bank has been raided.
i have to bid:

1 clay statue of a cool little native dude
1 battery-opperated plastic monkey holding two bananas which it uses to move itself around while it's eye's glow red
2 overstuffed cushions, mmm comfort
4 gallon jug of bubble fluid
5 giant turqoise and yellow peacock feathers
i crystal from bc (most valuable thing so far)
and
a song written especially for you

for pele...cuz she sounds great!

*twirls outta this thread*


orangu-funking-tan

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_Stix_


_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:*waits in anticipation for Going thrice.. Sold to the Mind Gap...*

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:yes - it does seem to have taken a while doesn't it
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OI!!! let's have some service here - i'm a paying customer you know


wherever you go, there you are.

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_Stix_


_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:*wondering if possible new master is going to treat me well*

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:if you want a character reference just ask spiral (he used to live down your way and now he lives downstairs from me)

in the meantime here's a hug to put your mind at ease


wherever you go, there you are.

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_Stix_


_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:<think I used to know/ know of Spiral - we used to drink in the same pub>

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:i'm sure you'd recognize spiral if you saw him - he's the one that's always bending over cos he's too tall

wherever you go, there you are.

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:even when he's outside

wherever you go, there you are.

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caniffis
SILVER Member since Jun 2002

member
Location: the world at large (mainly UK)

Total posts: 60
Posted:Sorry i have finally managed to aquire the lone from the bank manager and so i now have the funds to bid,
so i bid
2000
1000 jars of nutella
one funky rabbit that twitches its ears
lifetime supply of body massages, front and back,
23 1/3 galaxy 400g chocolate bars(sorry it was exspensive getting online, 2/3 of a bar in fact.
this is for a preemtive bid on BamBam

for Drome, well...
2000
1000 jars of nutella
three monkys on a string,
15 high speed car chases
and a 52inch staff to play with (electroglo of course...)

and for Pele
we have 4000
54 mud cakes
lifetime supply of body massages
35 starbeams
and 3 stars(2 the same size as ours and one twice that size)



What you don't know won't hurt you? well i intend to get to know as much as possible so that i can make sure no one else has to so they carn't get hurt.

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