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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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sunbeam
SILVER Member since Nov 2001

sunbeam

old hand
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1032
Posted:sorry time for a moody rant - Tinquelle Pants your man sounds like a complete censored and I really can't understand why you'd want to be with someone who thinks he's got the right to tell you what to do (and you let him confused2). It makes me sad that you don't just say to him "get a life mate I'll paint my nails/braid my hair however I want and if you don't like it then bye"

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*NB am having bad day at work and needed to rant.. am sure you're with him for a reason but I just can't understand your attitude.. or his.
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..... am sure he's got other redeeming qualities - don't want to be someone just having a go at random people on HoP but it just sounds a bit wrong to me...


"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 643
Posted:An new sort of bidding!

Who hasn't been auctioned off yet?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:Written by: sunbeam

sorry time for a moody rant..



i loved she-ra lol

anyway - your right - he's a good dad n provider but i've only just recently (at easter) given birth to his daughter so i'm kinda stuck for a while....

yeah i'm not truely myself like i was as a teen but things will change soon, if i find the guts to do something about it. 3years ago I started a whole new life, and If I leave I'll have to start over again - and I dont have any money to do so. I'm thinking of the children at the moment.

as for this bidding malarky - I'm just waiting for the right buyer lol


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 643
Posted:Ah, then these aren't inherrently bad bids...in the interest of pointless ness I'll not add to my bid seven pillows, a jolly jumper (you must know what a jolly jumper is. It's not like a shirt.) a pink ferret and a blank CD.

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Chickpea
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Chickpea

mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
Location: bristol, Australia

Total posts: 305
Posted:ok -im a bit new around here, but im going up for auction....one fine ginger,fanta loving,crazy dancing, nurse.....at the bidders mercy!

Becs x ubbrollsmile


Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...

Total posts: 3099
Posted:i bid 1 wooden fire staff, 1 glowy star, 1 pirate, 1 left sock, 2 right sox (both different from the left), 1 tip for the interview and of course lots and lots of hugs hug hug2 (according to 2bags they are quite good)

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Chickpea
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Chickpea

mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
Location: bristol, Australia

Total posts: 305
Posted:can i have a preview of my interview tip? so i can make a sound judgement...obviously?
B x


Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:hee hee



i bid all the hugs you want

sock poi smile

a pair of drinking socks ("either hammered" or "one tequila two tequila three tequila floor")

a limited edition "im not as think as you drunk i am" t-shirt

either red, black or white felt

3 cocktail umberllas

a pencil

an AAA battery

a pencil pot

an animated avatar

a CD blank (with custom cover)

all the good luck i can send your way for the interview

PLUS an interview tip and one of those shag band things smile

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Chickpea
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Chickpea

mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
Location: bristol, Australia

Total posts: 305
Posted:hmm...interesting bids im liking the t-shirt and pirate offers!
i will close the bidding for me at lunchtime tomorrow....but i warn you - the orange fantas very very important.
b x


Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:*goes off to bye oragne fanta

i bid orange fanta as well smile


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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:For zee beechickiepea I am bidding zee followink:

1 kayak made entirely of rubber bands. Spray-painted orange.
1 inflatable red plastic rotating dance floor.
2 sexy nurse uniforms with extra large red cross insignias.
5 packets of ginger snaps.
5 bottles of orange fanta to wash them down with.
1 cherry flavoured lollypop.
1 large bag of fire.
2 see-through red acrylic guitar picks (slightly used).
1 small wooden box of priceless smuggled rubies.
1 comedy afro wig (in case she wants to go incognito for a change).


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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:Ok I bid the ownership of fanta in it's entirety which includes (obviously) all the orange fanta you can drink.

I'll also throw in a candle lit supper on board the Black Pearl with music from the band/artist of your choice.

As many home made firetoys as you could ever need in a lifetime. Constructed be moi. Glow toys are also available on request.

Also you can play with my pet gecko. He's cute.

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Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:for bchickpea I bid on behalf of the bmvc



A pyramid made from your favourit treat

12 houstrained monkeys

the southern part of the moon

some mangos

some bananas

a lifetime supply of fanta,with all the bad stuff removed, so its really really healthy and good for you yet tastes and looks the exact same.

alternative fanta flavours, fanta grape,fanta apple, fanta pineapple etc

a 3 hour sit-down-meal and conversation with the person of your choice (dead or a live)

a bright green bus

18 sticky-back notes

some really really shiny stuff

1000 smiles for 1000 hopeless childeren

a plastic glow-in-the-dark frog

a water cooler

a bouncy castle

9 lives (just so you can try really dangerous things without the death being permenant)

and some soup

ubbrollsmile

EDITED_BY: blu_valley (1125047561)


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:bchickpea I up BMVC bid to include

Ownership by an honorary ginger and full on ginger lovin'
as much jelly as you can handle in the flavour of your choice
some super hug grouphug hug2 for you.
eternal laughter (a pic of me would give you that ubblol)
some donkey rides
piggyback transport to a destination of your choice
the secret of immortality (via peach eating)
the use of the mighty VLAD! (my super staff)
the use of much aerotech fun (meteors and proballs)
Even more of the fantastic fanta, (and the secret of making it wink)
tent space atthe next big meet.
friendship
the security of being owned by the BMVC (please check with other clients)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 643
Posted:I bid a herd of emoticons (graemlins to you natives) and something that tastes just like fanta but dosen't involve the dubiosity I've heard of connected with Coca Cola. I'll add to the bid when I'm not about to go out and get a lightbulb.
Come to that I also bid your choice of either a plain lightbulb, an orange one with plastic spikes on or a blacklight one that dosen't do much in the blacklight spectrum but does get very hot very quickly.


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United...

Total posts: 580
Posted:For miss bchickpea I bid the following :-

A waterbed filled with Orange fanta (and a promise not to spill your Fanta secret wink)
A spoon called Edgar
A guarantee that I will from the day of purchase onward let you win all "zen" fights
The safe return of your whips AND chains wink
Those incriminating photo's I have of the last time you stayed over
and
The return of your ginger hair from my hat wink

What do you say? biggrin


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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Chickpea
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Chickpea

mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
Location: bristol, Australia

Total posts: 305
Posted:headswim - u win.
i was gonna be stubborn and refuse your bid whatever it was...but it made me laugh more than the others!
even though you have the unfair advantage of knowing me -but the oppurtunity to kick your ass with every zen fight has won me over im afraid.
B x


Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United...

Total posts: 580
Posted:w00t w00t!!! I win a ginger!!! biggrin hug to the losers - sorry guys but she's my Fanta freak! wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:so, how hard is it to be bidded on? just chuck our names in here? or do we have to say what we have to offer, or what???

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Hanz,

Just say "I'm up for bid"

Give a description (Whatever you feel like: Teeth seems to be important though shrug ) and then watch these maniacs fight to the death to win you

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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:Or if your lucky someone will buy you on the black market before you get chance to auction yourself off...

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United...

Total posts: 580
Posted:But remember in this auction thread you have to be female! wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 643
Posted:So if you've nadgers, off with em! tongue

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:I'm a chick, and I'm up for bid.
description... Im a chick, often mistaken for a male online (sometimes offline too), I can't spin, I like biting, and I'm friendly, unless I havent been fed... thats when the biting happens.
umm, what else do you want to know?


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:For Hanz, on behalf of the BMVC I bid

1x self packing/unpacking 100000 man marquee tent
6x 3 leeged puple chairs
1x 2 legged purple chairs
a really really big mirror
1 set of black wings
1 set of pink wings
1 set of blue wings
freedom from judgement
the great pyramid in Giza.
1/3 of the hanging gardens of babylon
green ink
mangos
a smoothie maker (self-cleaning)
a long black dress
a lifetime supply of wigs
18 housetrained monkeys
a brand new oven
a cruise ship, fully staffed
and an island of your choice in the south pacific


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:(am I one of the houstrained monkeys blu???)

I up the BMVC bid to include:

Advance booking to the next collusion beach party (wink wink blu? snigger ...nuff said)
industrial anti burn spray
A sweet but extremely stupid owner, of whom you can take advantage of (me not blu)
A life time supply of cocktails
The reknown jellycopter
a cape of invisibilty
indepth life time soul protection
a vibrating tounge stud (yes really i just got one!!)
A full bullet wink
the worlds biggest hug
the phone number of my mate brian in manly (sp.) australia so you can confirm I own all these things (beware he's english)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Written by: Mynci

(am I one of the houstrained monkeys blu???)





ubblol
Dude, I didnt know you were houstrained!


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Cheeky.... I'm tree trained. tongue

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:so, in the end, who decides if Im bought? do I decide? and who gets all this stuff? lol

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LMSP
BRONZE Member since Aug 2005

LMSP

veteran
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 1588
Posted:ooh ooh who wants me? Cost price! I wash, clean, cook (not well but know how 2 order fast food) and iron! biggrin
BARGIN!!!


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