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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:Does that mean I own you now?

*crosses fingers*


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Nucleopoi
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

Nucleopoi

chemical attraction
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England

Total posts: 1097
Posted:yes

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:I up the bid to include

a star
a plantation field with fairys that will nurture anything you choose to grow
a small multi-task robot (does windows)
and a marshmallow mattress


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:bounce2 bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 bounce

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:too late!!

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Nucleopoi
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

Nucleopoi

chemical attraction
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England

Total posts: 1097
Posted:too late???

oh blu_valley lol


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:i cant help it, compulsive bidder in the corner!

*waves*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Nucleopoi
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

Nucleopoi

chemical attraction
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England

Total posts: 1097
Posted:lol,

calm down.

you got obsessive compulsive disorder lol

hug hug


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:no no no!yes yes i mean no!

*looks around all confused and skipps out of thread to go wash hands*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:damn away for 2 seconds..sorry blu was unable to enter bidding in time. had some good stuff too. *crosses arms and pouts a little*

*Waves at nucleopoi and loves the circus*
ho hum easy go easy go


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:welll whos up for auction next??

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:me?? biggrin

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Woohooo!

For fire_spinning _angel, on behalf of the BMVC I bid the following:

1x self packing/unpacking 100000 man marquee tent
6x 3 leeged puple chairs
1x 2 legged purple chairs
a really really big mirror
1 set of black wings
1 set of pink wings
1 set of blue wings
freedom from judgement
the great pyramid in Giza.
1/3 of the hanging gardens of babylon
green ink
mangos
a smoothie maker (self-cleaning)
a long black dress
a lifetime supply of wigs
18 housetrained monkeys
a brand new oven
a cruise ship, fully staffed
and an island of your choice in the south pacific


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:hhmm...thats a pretty good bid.....can anyone top it??

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:nobody owns me. so there :P ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:come on people.... tongue

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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DenGad
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

member
Location: Copenhagen, DK, Denmark

Total posts: 45
Posted:Blu_valley: Aww, you even housetrained the monkeys, that's impossible to beat.

Sorry Angel, would have bid everlasting friendship, undying love and an infinite amount of hug... but for gods sake... housetrained monkeys?!
I give up.


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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:omg!!

for fire_spinning_angel i bid:

blu_valleys previous bid plus:
a pair of hyperlights, hyperlights
a brand new suitcase,
a basket of assorted muffins,
3 and a half boxes of jelly crystals,
4 used bass strings,
a partially used sketch book
2 pencils,
4 keys from a keyboard (2, o, v & 5)
and 51 playing cards


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:oohhh.....thats a damb good bid!! i especially like the suitcase!! tongue

going once.....


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:ill even throw in half a bottle of a fuel of your choice

cheers, pete biggrin


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:ok you have convinced me......
i can officially say i am now sold to pineapple pete!! biggrin
w00t man!! tongue


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:*dances to the best of his ability*

(best of ability = goofy biggrin )


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:he he *joins in strange dance* *makes dance look even more goofy!!* tongue

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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tumtum


tumtum

member
Location: space

Total posts: 33
Posted:so any more ladies up for auction?

Im hungry!!!

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Dink
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Dink

member
Location: in a bubble :), United Kingdom

Total posts: 70
Posted:can i play? biggrin

*puts self up for auction*


im a gemini..go figure

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 643
Posted:Gee, what kind of a commodity are we looking at here Dink? Must know what you're like before we start to bid you know. tongue
Congratulations by the way Pete, have seen Taya in action and can thouroughly vouch for her quality. biggrin weavesmiley ubbrollsmile


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:oh don't they tink? wink

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:The question is, martin, would you like to own me??ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:you know i would now get your arse down here! ubblove

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:If you want me.... come and get me (nah nah nana nah)

or bid lol


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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