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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
ok ok I OFFICIALLY put myself up for auction!!! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
so what would happen if i jumped the gun and said
"VIXEN YOU'RE MINE!"
before all your admirers could?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
haha then i guess ud be stuck with me! haha.... u didnt bid anything tho!?!? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
thats because i kidnapped you and ran away with you
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
ahhhhhhhh...... (Should i be scared) xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i'll bid a full hot piece of toast, as long as you come across to australia :P.
and rouge, if i bid and win you, and you've stolen vixen, does that mean i get both of you?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
ummm.... whats on the toast? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
I'll up it to a peice of toast with nutella spread on it! (and you only have to come as far as germany)
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Nutella and peanut butter??? xx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
hmmm... you push a hard bargain, but ok - which kind smooth or crunchy?
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
Mmmh.... yummm.....
"I see," said the blind man.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
crunchy.... and cut into squares!?!?!? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
ooh, and a jar of either vegimite, promite, or marmite (if i can get it). or maybe even a loaf of bread and you can use the toaster
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
ummmm..... marmite..... yuuuummmm!!!
Does this mean im sold? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
what if i offer a pair of marmite flavoured poi?
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
marmite... uhg, I'm out now matter how cute Vixen is! can't handle marmite breath!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
mmmmm im not sure xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
she will be mine! i bid a packet of skittles, a home made banana youghurt and honey milkshake(and vixon i dont have a recipe, i throw it all in but daaaamn is it good), a Ben E King album, AND a peice of marmite on toast. i think i win
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
haha thats alot of stuff...... what do u want me for??? I cant even iron!! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
MiG, did you or Puk win me in the end?
and if you win me, because i won you, are our bids cancelled and we just run away together into the sunset with Vixen concealed in my bag?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
umm, yeah, that works. i hope.
I gotta up my bid now. ummmm, what about... a free lift in to firespinning every friday that i can be bothered going to, lessons on how not to dance, eternal slaver- well, maybe not that, lots of internet access, ducted reverse cycle heating aaaand rougie will be here too, which just has to win you over
and dont worry, vixen. im sure we can teach each other how to iron. there has to be something on the internet about how to do it
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Iron? Who needs to learn how to iron? Isn't that right Skully?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Yeah Mig won cause of the fact you won him.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
mmmm skittles mmmm that would win for me all by themself i looooooove skittles :luv:
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
You might have to learn Gidg.... MWhahahahahahaha... um I mean... Yes Gidg you are right as we BOTH have ironing sex slaves who needs to learn to press things? *looks as innocent as she can* Only maybe oneday we might need to learn........ say if...... well.......if one of the ironing sex slaves went *stifles a giggle and covers it with a cough* missing.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
74 posts
Location: Calgary
I bid a half eaten piece of toast on Rosmerta.
Is it hot in here, or was I just engulfed in flames?
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
fire bunny, does it have to be skittles, in the plural sense, or can i win by bidding a skittle?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
hmmm.... if you want to make it maybe -2- skittles... but well i supos it depents on if anyone else is biding skittles coz your have to out bid em...
but being greeding the more the better to wo me! i love skittles hehe
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
*laughs at your puny bartering skills*
Beisdes...who gets to have the final say in the bidding?
Surely it would be who is being bided on.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
i bid 3 packs of skittles and a half eaten ham sandwich
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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