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Kurobei 786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


VixenSILVER Member
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ok ok I OFFICIALLY put myself up for auction!!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
so what would happen if i jumped the gun and said
"VIXEN YOU'RE MINE!"
before all your admirers could?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


VixenSILVER Member
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
haha then i guess ud be stuck with me! haha.... u didnt bid anything tho!?!? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
thats because i kidnapped you and ran away with you tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


VixenSILVER Member
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ahhhhhhhh...... (Should i be scared) xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


MiGGOLD Member
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
i'll bid a full hot piece of toast, as long as you come across to australia :P.



and rouge, if i bid and win you, and you've stolen vixen, does that mean i get both of you?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


VixenSILVER Member
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ummm.... whats on the toast? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


vanizeSILVER Member
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
I'll up it to a peice of toast with nutella spread on it! (and you only have to come as far as germany)

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


VixenSILVER Member
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Nutella and peanut butter??? xx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


vanizeSILVER Member
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
hmmm... you push a hard bargain, but ok - which kind smooth or crunchy?

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


Frulein 284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland


Posted:
Mmmh.... yummm..... ubblol

"I see," said the blind man.


VixenSILVER Member
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
crunchy.... and cut into squares!?!?!? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


MiGGOLD Member
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
ooh, and a jar of either vegimite, promite, or marmite (if i can get it). or maybe even a loaf of bread and you can use the toaster smile

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


VixenSILVER Member
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ummmm..... marmite..... yuuuummmm!!!

Does this mean im sold? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
what if i offer a pair of marmite flavoured poi? umm

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


vanizeSILVER Member
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
marmite... uhg, I'm out now matter how cute Vixen is! can't handle marmite breath!

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


VixenSILVER Member
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
mmmmm im not sure xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


strooSILVER Member
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
she will be mine! i bid a packet of skittles, a home made banana youghurt and honey milkshake(and vixon i dont have a recipe, i throw it all in but daaaamn is it good), a Ben E King album, AND a peice of marmite on toast. i think i win
cool clap ubbrollsmile

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


VixenSILVER Member
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
haha thats alot of stuff...... what do u want me for??? I cant even iron!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
MiG, did you or Puk win me in the end?
and if you win me, because i won you, are our bids cancelled and we just run away together into the sunset with Vixen concealed in my bag?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MiGGOLD Member
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
umm, yeah, that works. i hope.



I gotta up my bid now. ummmm, what about... a free lift in to firespinning every friday that i can be bothered going to, lessons on how not to dance, eternal slaver- well, maybe not that, lots of internet access, ducted reverse cycle heating aaaand rougie will be here too, which just has to win you over biggrin



and dont worry, vixen. im sure we can teach each other how to iron. there has to be something on the internet about how to do it smile

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Iron? Who needs to learn how to iron? Isn't that right Skully? wink

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Yeah Mig won cause of the fact you won him.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


Fire BunnySILVER Member
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
mmmm skittles mmmm that would win for me all by themself i looooooove skittles :luv: ubblol

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
You might have to learn Gidg.... MWhahahahahahaha... um I mean... Yes Gidg you are right as we BOTH have ironing sex slaves who needs to learn to press things? *looks as innocent as she can* Only maybe oneday we might need to learn........ say if...... well.......if one of the ironing sex slaves went *stifles a giggle and covers it with a cough* missing. biggrin

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Mugetsu 74 posts
Location: Calgary


Posted:
I bid a half eaten piece of toast on Rosmerta.

Is it hot in here, or was I just engulfed in flames?


MiGGOLD Member
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
fire bunny, does it have to be skittles, in the plural sense, or can i win by bidding a skittle?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Fire BunnySILVER Member
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
hmmm.... if you want to make it maybe -2- skittles... but well i supos it depents on if anyone else is biding skittles coz your have to out bid em...

but being greeding the more the better to wo me! i love skittles hehe

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
*laughs at your puny bartering skills*

Beisdes...who gets to have the final say in the bidding?

Surely it would be who is being bided on.

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
i bid 3 packs of skittles and a half eaten ham sandwich

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


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