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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Fine... i'll bring out the big guns
Green and Blacks Whit chocolate
My Birkenstock Sandals (whose a hippy?
)Emotinal support
My contact Juggling ball
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
FRD:
Ownership of Mr. Panda
Ooooodles of hugs
A special space ship
Official Membership to the FRDISGOD club
A months supply of back massages
More hugs
A few more hugs for good measure
a muppet
the teddy ive had since I was born
Staff tutorship
Green and Blacks Whit chocolate
My Birkenstock Sandals
Emotinal support
My contact Juggling ball
SNOOPoi:
10 pretty bracelets
100 gummy bears
3 staples
a copy of Fortean times (not the new one tho i haven't read it yet)
a brand new pair of piglet socks
and a clear lighter.
this kitten
and some sherbert.
my jo doll that i have had since i was born (which is longer than FRD has had his teddy coz i'm older than him)
a packet of white chocolate buttons
a three layered chocolate cake with magic stars on top
and dibs on all my stuff when i die...
Anymore bids before i make my final decision?
If there isnt they i think i know who im going to pick.......
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Yup... a few more...
ummm....
A train ticket to London
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
https://home.earthlink.net/~theoson/THRONE%20CLOSE.jpg
this throne
a whole thortans shop to yourself
my computer
my pink sleeping bag
my air bed that blows itself up (with a little devise that you plug in the wall)
and use of my fairy magic
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
curses
Have a go on my techs when you come up to london with said ticket
Deeds to a Llama farm
Mr. Panda's friends
The allowance to tickle me at your own will
All my music on iTunes.... thats about 4 days of playtime
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
My own llama farm? Thats put you waaaayyy on top.
Sorry SNOOPoi, but i choose FRD.
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
use of my wings.
all my i-tunes an acess to my dads i-tunes. that makes about 2 weeks of listening time.
your very own wand
and these hugs
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
thats sucks
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
sahweet!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
But i still love you SNOOPoi
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
you can't have any of those things i bid for you. you made me cry
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you can have this as a token of my love tho https://home.earthlink.net/~theoson/LION.jpg
EDITED_BY: SNOOPoi (1119291211)
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
anyone want to buy me? im very loving and can bring you good luck when you rub my tummy!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
poo. i didnt win SNOOPoi or aimee
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
its all good bid on me pretty please? i'll bribe you with gummy worms!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i'll bid:
my thermos
half a roll of toilet paper
a hard drive cable
some tic tacs (extra strong mint)
half a tube of deep heat
some sorbolene moisturising cream
an empty tupperware container
a hat
two glass jars, one minus lid
some dubbin
a box cutter
some green extra
a cat 5e patch lead
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
2 posts
i see your bid, and raise you:
a guitar pick,
an empty kero bottle,
a fisherman's friend,
a pencil sharpener
a hello kitty headband from a mcdonald's happy meal,
an old mouse pad,
a mars bar,
and everlasting love
...I wish that hadn't happened...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i'll see that, and add to my old bid:
A half full kero bottle (4l)
a packet of fisherman's friends
a stanley knife
a cookies and cream teabag (awesome stuff, that)
an empty bottle of spirits
and, a biig packet of gummi worms
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Toastied you can catch hundreds and thousands in your own giant candy hat
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
bid for clarence:
2 packets of crayons,
a rainbow with a pot of gold at the end,
8 gucci handbags (possibly stolen
)a pair of prada shoes,
some pink glittery nail polish,
and a duck farm of your very own.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
who's still up for auction?
i have the following to bid!
a camping chair
a stapler
a red fabric pen
a blue fabric pen
a pair of latex surgical gloves
a pair of tweezers
1/2 dozen eggs
the automatic sock washer
the teather
and 1 of locks of golden hair, plucked from the sleeping giant.
and i'll throw in a 2x 4.7GB/120min DVD/RW
a pair of blue lens sunglasses.
my avatar
my coffe mug @ work
5 gigs of office storage
a coupla thousand
a fluffy toy puppy with oversized eyes (named: E-mo)
some fried green tomatoes
½ can of cider
5 pink and 4 blue plastic bangles
so who's up for the bidding?
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! 
Yes, i do bite!!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Toastied To refresh
Jelly world
random stuff
candy rain
and...
baby elephants (dependant on how many of my elephant cavalry breed)
They're cute and HUGE!
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
*BUMP*
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*bounce
back
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i like bouncing.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
whos up for sale? 
*bounces as well 
back
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom
I shall bid...
*A 1920's pamphlet on the subject of keeping your pig happy just before slaughter.
*A share of my overflowing hate for charting ringtones.
*Two paisleyberries.
*Six squashed Mars bars.
*Lots of parrot feathers.
*My signature.
*A pretty etching of a boat that I made on a moble phone cover.
*The mobile phone cover to keep it on.
*Two empty beer cans.
*Another one.
*One of the holes in my right plimsole... You choose.
*A peom, written in thier own honour and posted in my intro.
*The right to laugh at it.
*The choice of word which the parrot will next be taught.
*A monkey nut.
*A sesame seed.
*A sunflower seed.
*Assorted other parrot food.
*One Malteser.
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Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
Written by: linden_rathen
DITTO!???
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Where's the goods? Damn Prices are gonna rise demand's out-stripping supply.
*looks for other worthy souls*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
oooh.. im liking the sound of that duck farm... i think snoopoi is in the lead at the moment!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
yayy!
i will up my bid:
a duck farm in every part of the world that you want one,
a private jet so you can go and visit all of said duck farms,
free duck food for life.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
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