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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:yes it has its own brain and it has its own car park space at asda!

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:oooh the edible bouncy castle is sounding good tho

any more bids?


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Cat
a jelly baby army
and snow fall of hundredsand thousands


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:hmmmmm thing is what am I gunna catch em with?

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester

Total posts: 2530
Posted:mmhmm...

for the Cat, i bid:

a permanent black marker
a lighter encased in silicon-like spikes
an unlimited supply of hugs
and a yellow (or it might be orange, not too sure) ball from a ball pool tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Boo_Bunny
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you

Total posts: 933
Posted:ubbcrying

{tiny little sad voice} noone wants to bit for me......


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Argh! Boo's on auction?

Brilliant!

I bid for Boo:

Ownership of Mr. Panda
Ooooodles of hugs
A special space ship
Official Membership to the FRDISGOD club wink
A months supply of back massages
More hugs
A few more hugs for good measure biggrin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:bid for boo_bunny:
10 pretty bracelets
100 gummy bears
3 staples
a copy of Fortean times (not the new one tho i haven't read it yet)
a brand new pair of piglet socks
and a clear lighter.


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Boo_Bunny
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you

Total posts: 933
Posted:Umm.....Umm....I dont know which one to choose!

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:will also bid:
this kitten
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and some sherbert. biggrin


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:oooooh... competiton... damn

erm... a muppet
the teddy ive had since I was born
Staff tutorship smile


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:SNOOPoi.. you should never go on ebay... you bid too much!! How do you have anything left???

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i have too much stuff as it is. ubblol

i will bid for boo:
my jo doll that i have had since i was born (which is longer than FRD has had his teddy coz i'm older than him)
a packet of white chocolate buttons
a three layered chocolate cake with magic stars on top
and dibs on all my stuff when i die...


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:Fine... i'll bring out the big guns

Green and Blacks Whit chocolate biggrin
My Birkenstock Sandals (whose a hippy? biggrin )
Emotinal support
My contact Juggling ball smile


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Boo_Bunny
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you

Total posts: 933
Posted:FRD:
Ownership of Mr. Panda
Ooooodles of hugs
A special space ship
Official Membership to the FRDISGOD club
A months supply of back massages
More hugs
A few more hugs for good measure
a muppet
the teddy ive had since I was born
Staff tutorship
Green and Blacks Whit chocolate
My Birkenstock Sandals
Emotinal support
My contact Juggling ball

SNOOPoi:

10 pretty bracelets
100 gummy bears
3 staples
a copy of Fortean times (not the new one tho i haven't read it yet)
a brand new pair of piglet socks
and a clear lighter.
this kitten
and some sherbert.
my jo doll that i have had since i was born (which is longer than FRD has had his teddy coz i'm older than him)
a packet of white chocolate buttons
a three layered chocolate cake with magic stars on top
and dibs on all my stuff when i die...


Anymore bids before i make my final decision?
If there isnt they i think i know who im going to pick.......


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:Yup... a few more...

ummm....

A train ticket to London hug


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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:http://home.earthlink.net/~theoson/THRONE%20CLOSE.jpg
this throne
a whole thortans shop to yourself
my computer
my pink sleeping bag
my air bed that blows itself up (with a little devise that you plug in the wall)
and use of my fairy magic


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:curses

Have a go on my techs when you come up to london with said ticket
Deeds to a Llama farm
Mr. Panda's friends
The allowance to tickle me at your own will
All my music on iTunes.... thats about 4 days of playtime wink


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Boo_Bunny
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you

Total posts: 933
Posted:My own llama farm? Thats put you waaaayyy on top.

Sorry SNOOPoi, but i choose FRD.


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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:use of my wings.
all my i-tunes an acess to my dads i-tunes. that makes about 2 weeks of listening time.
your very own wand
and these hugs hug hug hug hug hug


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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:thats sucks

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:biggrin sahweet!

bounce bounce bounce


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Boo_Bunny
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you

Total posts: 933
Posted:But i still love you SNOOPoi hug hug

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:you can't have any of those things i bid for you. you made me cry
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you can have this as a token of my love tho http://home.earthlink.net/~theoson/LION.jpg

EDITED_BY: SNOOPoi (1119291211)


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:anyone want to buy me? im very loving and can bring you good luck when you rub my tummy!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:poo. i didnt win SNOOPoi or aimee frown

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:its all good bid on me pretty please? i'll bribe you with gummy worms!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:i'll bid:

my thermos
half a roll of toilet paper
a hard drive cable
some tic tacs (extra strong mint)
half a tube of deep heat
some sorbolene moisturising cream
an empty tupperware container
a hat
two glass jars, one minus lid
some dubbin
a box cutter
some green extra
a cat 5e patch lead


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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birdiedance


newbie


Total posts: 2
Posted:i see your bid, and raise you:
a guitar pick,
an empty kero bottle,
a fisherman's friend,
a pencil sharpener
a hello kitty headband from a mcdonald's happy meal,
an old mouse pad,
a mars bar,
and everlasting love


...I wish that hadn't happened...

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:i'll see that, and add to my old bid:

A half full kero bottle (4l)
a packet of fisherman's friends
a stanley knife
a cookies and cream teabag (awesome stuff, that)
an empty bottle of spirits
and, a biig packet of gummi worms


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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