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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:smile gives noddy a snack for winning

back

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)

Total posts: 538
Posted:i'll bid...
for blu_valley...

a camping chair
a stapler
a red fabric pen
a blue fabric pen
a pair of latex surgical gloves
a pair of tweezers
1/2 dozen eggs
the automatic sock washer
the teather
and 1 of locks of golden hair, plucked from the sleeping giant.
and i'll throw in a 2x 4.7GB/120min DVD/RW


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:mmm...sounding good! biggrin

Any other takers?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:ok I will put myself up for auction in desperate need of dosh lol

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)

Total posts: 538
Posted:blu_valley i'll throw china in if you want

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:no-one wants me, fine then......

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)

Total posts: 538
Posted:for curiosity toastied the cat i'll bid...

a pair of blue lens sunglasses.
my avatar
my coffe mug @ work
5 gigs of office storage
a coupla thousand hug


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:YEY! I am loved!!!

hug for shu

biggrin


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:For Blu_valley I bid

1 x money tree (late autumn)
a pile of blu smarties
a life time supply of paperclips,
a rain stick
1 fake tattoo
1 O.A.P
and a ticket for gnomes r us the musical !!!


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:For toastied I bid

1 fairly well paid but boring job
2 slices of 4 day old pizza
some velcro
and 13 x 2 ply tissues (MAN sized)
(oh and a bent tent peg)


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Boo_Bunny
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you

Total posts: 933
Posted:Im putting my self up for auction!

What are the bids for one 18 year old art student who loves hugs and likes to bake?


Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:ooh, Shu offers China and a lock of Giant's hair, but Mynci offers a pile of blue smarties. Its gonna be a close race! biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:a bent tent peg? I have plenty of those

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Blu_valley

Will up bid to include

1 x minature butler (can fetch small drinks)

and as no one in the office....

1 x air con unit

also 1 day service with large palm frond *waves big leaf about randomly* for all your cooling needs

EDITED_BY: mynci (1119276452)


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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:ah air con would be really nice right about now

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:ok toastied

A PIN number for undisclosed bank
3 snooker balls
and a hammer to straighten bent tent pegs...


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:And second air con to toastied (for parity)

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Oooh, defenitly leaning towards Mynci now! biggrin

How big is said pile of smarties?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:yeah how big?

and second I need a whole pool table nana


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:pyramid sized. you could live in it (although may melt if not kept with air con)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:good point that

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Im so sold to Mynci!! Please step up to collection point Z to collect.

biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:is anyone else bidding for me?
Anyone prepared to raise the stake for this fine piece of curiosity?


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Yippee I got Blu_valley
Will bring all on my majik carpet.
*not for sale*....yet


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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:what u bidding for me mynci?

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:i bid my pencil sharpener!

(for cat)


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:what type of pencil sharpener... you see as an artist I have plenty

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:its a toy car with the harpener at the back

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:does it whizz around the table? Infact does it have its own brain?

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:cat
on top of everything at top of page..
PIN no.
snooker balls
tent peg straightener
air con
i bid
A jelly castle of your favourite flavour, (inc. drawbridge, portcullis and moat full of jelly croc's)


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