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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
You'd need to bump the male HoPper thread
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
its been done and ive just gone under the hammer
you may now bid for me - you lucky lucky people :P - just not here :P
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Right Aimee...
A lifetimes supply of regular Brownies... (the chocolate ones)
All the cake you can eat
A Large cup of Ale that refills itself automatically with the bevarage of your choice
The entire Beatles back catalogue
A Jelly copter
Two big fluffy old english sheepdogs
A small battleship to crush your enemies, manned my minions...
And a big slice of ME, BABY, ME!!!!
God that sounds crap.
At least I tried... ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
flash point stop lying
we all know you dont really exsist
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....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK
i'm up. bids?
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
For squarexedge
Jack Johnson (a cardboard cutout)
unlimited access to that sweetie shop on the pier.
a soap box and mega phone
a septum piercing
some pretty new plugs that wont smell
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
For squarexedge
Jack Johnson (the real one)
A paper mache model of the Colluseum (life size)
The letter Q
A big box of cookies
A walrus to hug
A tophat
A shiney new penny
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i'm up for auction...
who ever wins me can use my fairy magic. i will also give them magic kisses.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Im still on the edge of my seat about who's won Aimée
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
*oooos and ahhhhs and ummms*
*whimper*
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
i may just have to buy you
i can offer
short fire staff
lovely practice staff
crumpets
omellets
yummy yummy bang bangs
hugs and kisses
knowlege (at least what i have)
a computor (not very good)
lots of music
and other odities
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
sounds good to me. at least somebody wants me.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
don't worry we all love you really people just aren't online to bid at the moment as soon as they are i'll have tough competition
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
I'll put forward the following on the Ning Ning fairy:
pens in a stubby holder
slightly filled teledex
1 pr headphones
solar powered calculator
'entered' stamp
'country classics' cd
roll of blue electrical tape
the much pretty sunrise happening at the moment
a wastepaper basket
an old lotto ticket (99% sure of non-winning)
And for Aimée:
my camera bag (looks like a mini backpack
)a fairly largish advertising pad thingy
a 'not negotiable' stamp
mini steel ruler (6")
some blank postits
some not-so-blank postits
a hole punch
the weird noises outside my house
an empty 'krazy kolors' ice cream bucket (5 litre)
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
bids on snoopoi
all the hugs you can take
my undying friendship
a life times worth of useless information and bad jokes
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
oo aaargh um...
*sqeeeeeeeee*
its gonna have to be...linden_rathen
but that dosn't mean i love FRD any less, and he is already promise a play fight and tickle at clapham
well done sam. you own me for a week
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
WOOOOOOT
*bounces* i win i win i win
only a week? hmmm better get plotting then
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Darn it... didn't even come close...
Oh and Linden... Youre right I dont exist, i am made up of 62 little blue men (to those in the know, Nac Mac Feegle) who jump up and down on the keyboard, ruled over by a dumpy chap in a bowler hat who chews mushrooms and drinks cold hot water.
And remember ...There is no spoon...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
YAY all hail the Nac Mac Feegle
*passes over a bottle of scotch
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Don't you have any Special Sheep Liniment?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
yayy! i have more bids. this is difficult...
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
i add to my previouse bid:
my home made clock
my heavily doodled on french book
an invitation to party at mine this summer
some cd's
my e-mail
some smileys
the privelage to read all my book's and comics
a drawing by me (more of a doodle really)
a cd rack
and my practice staff
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
yayy! i love doodles and parties! it's looking good for yoni...
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
w00t i'm winning
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
this is still really hard. i don't know who to choose...
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
choose me pleeeeeeeease
look i'll give you lots of hugs and kisses if you do
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
ok i pick yoni. woo hoo! i am owned...
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
w00t i win mwahaha now i can do what i want
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
im up for auction
my benefits are i'm a caterpilla and there fore give very good japanese back massages hehehe, and i will always look after my master and the precious
cahoooocaoooo*makes weird caterpilla noise*
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i bid:
10 gummy bears,
a leaf,
6 staples,
a pencil,
a nice birthday present, and
you can try on my wings when i get them in october...
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
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