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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
gah, i cant afford three skittles, let alone three packs! this isnt fair :P

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
hey im a big spender have a skittle on me MiG (tosses a skittle 2 MiG)

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
How about bidding rainbows of skittles?.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
oh boy, i can bid 4!! four whole skittles, fire bunny smile

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ummmm... what about an opal fruit!?! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
opal fruit? never heard of it. but we can go for a road trip to woomera and/or coober pedy and get some real opals, and eat fruit on the way biggrin

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
yeah opel fruits thorght they were called starburst?

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
opel or opal?

cos opel is a car manufacturer, and opal is a rock. though, if they made a car out of rock, could they be called opeal or opael or something?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
think its opel just my spellin is bad

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
ok. cos they make cars. like the astra. which is rather cool, but doesnt bag up. unlike commodores. they do. rather well smile

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
haha Opal fruits are called starburst now... which i think sucks.... so im keepin it old skool....!!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Unborn Children on Fire


*laughs at your puny bartering skills*

Beisdes...who gets to have the final say in the bidding?

Surely it would be who is being bided on.





there used to be auctioneers. But i don't recall who they were.

I was an auctioneer at the male auction house. But I tried to log in the other day and the password has been changed. So i can't even play that game any more...

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Traditionally it was myself, Kurobei and C@ntus, but I dont know where Kuro is, and I dont know why C@ntus's password doesnt work frown

also, just to point out, the object of the game is to bid extravagently high amounts on people.

All your bids are scungy and you should be ashamed!
hmmf!

Currently on the right side up of the world.


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I was thinking that too actually...

and I was thinking of bidding on Vixen...but im going to wait until the bids get higher...

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
But I kidnapped her and ran away with her!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Also, kidnapping the girls is not allowed, At all.

C'mon folks! if you ressurected this thread, be so descent as to bid a resonable amount!

Currently on the right side up of the world.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
ok then. for vixen, i bid a road trip to coober pedy to mine opals, eating fruit along the way, lifts to firespinning, and useage of kero/fire toys, along with a lifetime's supply of marmite, free use of the toaster and/or cutting tools, and a bunk bed in the room that you'll be sharing with rouge. thats in addition to all the stuff that i bidded before.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
So who gets to keep all the things people bid!?!? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
we should sell them all and go down t' pub

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
sure thing... the Duke of Monmouth!!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
i like your way of thinking smile

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Have ME. Nobody wants me- starting price 50p...

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Faaaark, there's a post I've posted in on page 1 - lol.....you people have asked for it......and I even bothered to read it all - lol....xxxxx

Lush, so after 2 years and 8 months they haven't closed the bidding on any of my purchases.

Lolli and DFQ are mine by the looks of things (regardless of the fact one's in Sheffield and one's the other side of the globe).
(In my dreams they'll always be naked)....(errr)....(I mean........)........(no, actually - naked sums it up.....lol x x x x)

Bamz (it seems to the naked eye) I might have lost to Hels on page 7, but it's up to those involved.
Hels will do more clearing up, but I'll be more forward with babyoil....hehehe

Oh no, fu ck....Kuro banned me on page 7..........
Good news for people's respective boyfriends - lol..... wink

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


TyrGOLD Member
Simplicity Convoluter & Cabbage Friend
126 posts
Location: In the shadow of the wolf (somewhere over melbourn...


Posted:
I wanted to bid on litttle rubber ducky - but I think I came on the wrong day - Is the Lot of 'Tupperware water fowl' up later or did I already miss it already?



I only brought a tube of used toothpaste with me so I think I'm out of the bidding...oh well biggrin

What are you creatures of Fantastica? Dreams, poetic inventions, characters in a neverending story.
Gmork
The Neverending Story


phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
Written by:

Oh no, fu ck....Kuro banned me on page 7..........
Good news for people's respective boyfriends - lol..... wink




why did Kuro ban you on page 7? confused

*parks ass on bean bag and skins up*

i understand this is a auction house, can someone fill me in on the wares?

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
i have lots of goodies to bid with, show me the way!!

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
Nobody wants me! dammit,

Well, here goes. I'm still up for auction, I come with a tv and cable in my room, a minifridge full of guinness, a gamecube with lotsa sonic games, lotsa sets of poi, a BIG collection of DVD's and a car. Oh, and a sexy staff I made myself! (see my gallery it's well hot!)

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
*There now follows an Offical bid for Vixen on behalf of UCOF*



For Vixen, I bid:

My thirty foot Yaught

My collection of Ping Pong balls

A very small Pot plant

Information that you didnt know about Nutella

Information that you didnt know about Marmite

A interesting German website about Dr. Snuggles

A ooooo-so-cute Monkey

Lots and lots and lots of Gentle Massages

Lego Escher

A few odd looking Chimneys

A picture of Barney the Dinosaur speared through the heart

A beautiful Picture

Something to keep your drinks hot and cold

5 Bottles of Ribena

A very wise Karate master (use him well)



I also bid thousands and thousands of kisses, and as many hugs as needed.



biggrin



That should do nicely for now.

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
wow *blush* U made me blush! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
UCOF, i understand you are the co-owner of this establishment along with Kurobei but apparently he hasnt been seen for a while...

i bid a thousand kisses by moonlight, a palace guarded by a magical dragon, a magic carpet with baby sheep, a pool cue and a ship to sail the seven seas in smile

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


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