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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

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Posted:hi! i don't know if it's ever been done but i thought it may be fun to start a story. people post three words to the story and lets see where it goes. if thats not tooo daft! lol!



so here goes:-



in a land

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THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:you sitting comfortably?

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:well let's begin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:The story so far..(note Ive put the page numbers in for each bit to break it up and incase you want to see who wrote what or something wink )

(1)in a land far far away some elephants were playing chess when spinning to slipknot having a party. The party was really really really hot becuase of sexy elephant games. the elephants decided they liked to do naughty thing seat pudding with big rusty spoons! i like spoons because they are shiney, good for spooning with. The finest spoon ever was called ning ming plong pooning once said hi my name is ning i like
(2)pizza. then the elephants trampled ning with grubby tapson the salad made of cheese with pickles and with pickles and a small snail. The elephants thought that they should try to help that sexy elephant remove the spoon from her big voluptuous wrinkly grey handbag, so she could scoop out using a tube and a pipe full of ice the lodged object which rested in a kind of vice. She levered It open with ning releasing the
(3) left hand clamp
and heard a baby elephant scream...." why am I not yet dead?" Then came the To which the sexy elephant's pimp told the baby 'you don't know... so if you think you can get very confused then pull this can find the hole, and put it somewhere that your big toe may get lost will find the the shiney thing that doesn't post without first class . the baby said but I want
(4)to see your trunk do that thing with the spinny, winny thingy spoon attached to your ear by superglue and rice paper thats pink . the elephant came from instanbul where he breakdanced to she danced with a unicporn called tree. tree loved a magic caterpillar called Allister. Allister... was very beautiful and very wise and had lots friends who were gonna buy him some prettyful flowers and shoes for tapdancing on rice.... which makes unique which makes unique
(5)yellow snow balls sounds as it is spelt. Life dont talk to strangers who offer you sweets and asks you to sing the blues . tell all of the mushroom people to go and darn some socks in the pool with some friends and then eat a tofu pie . Alister and ning were on the grass smoking a cucumber wrapped in layers of thick banana skins and orange peel. It was so trippy, that they thought that they thought
(6)they could fly the sexy elephant did a flip (do people actually read the thread before they post?) landing on her and squashing her... sisters friends aunty who often would eat raw ham which is gross when you consider it was murdered it suddenly puts your whole life not quite into prospective. when she decided she would jump off the mooses clothes line, she wondered why she had HUGE yellow clown shoes stuffed behind her red cordial bottles. It was shocking
(7)to find that that the elephant had eaton all his socks in less than four huge bites, with no special effects but with huge burping that followed a rather strange and quite significant upside down stripey blue pair of jompers. How it sounded when the gold plated monkey mightily hit the elephant in face and kicked his peanuts out of the bucket being very very crazy and a little voice said that come and kick it had to
(8)come and kick the wall down. with only one sticky, glue-filled whomp, the wall was bright pink and so, slightly painful to look at they made special glasses so they could see the iridescent brightness coming from beneath the floorboards. However, someone broke all of the china. What this had A Really Bad smell to it! the smell was slightly offensive in round and round and round and and a square made of jelly
(9) that was pink and went squish inbetween the toes and smelly fingers after picking noses and eating it . then someone said Hey! shouldnt you this tastes awesome even with salt (someone needs to delete a post! I'm all confused!) (aaaa) we should all (who though?) That was me ..sorry..late entry (no matter it got fixed) so: we should all hang up laundry that we washed. AND THEN SHOP in macy's new-york (great shop) to get some nice new clothes with motor oil not on them used as detergent used with chocolate
(10)covered marshmallows. When suddenly 60 wombats came out of a moving square can be used as a maths ruler, to do extremly large doritoes which can never be eaten because they are extremely cheesy and covered with toxic sprinkles however you can switch them off. by using a switch. my friend with sticky fingers from a bun had to eat thats been in a dustbin for 7 whole years sitting there, aimlessly looking out of
(11)a house full staring at wall . Suddenly ning returned! ning said he didn't want to have a large wand, he only wanted to have an extra sized baguette with more or less of the seeds than and more of the safe kind. He then went under his aunt's alluring and fulsome bed, hiding because the big red moofus who loves baugettes was trying to screw jam inside the other elephants nostril. The elephant didn't want
(12) to go tothe shops because because his left... foot needed replacing. "why's that?" said.. katinca. "well," said... big ears I really think you should have some edible miniature racing-cars, because they are soooo amazingly tasty it's sickenin to me. well i never wanted to try a big red racing car, but that dude made him eat cereal. off of the... normal track a that is to.. that spam was very funny looking. so he decided
(13) to go and find a very interesting red and brush to go and do... naughty things to the people who think they are better than the monkey's that are stoned and horny but then the large pineapple popped leaving jam splodges on my tits from which I standard sized eggy breaded moos and put them on Bernards flipper along with great green giant goats of monstrous thingy migigy's. it happened so quickly that
(14) the dust had no time to settle on the cheese, this elephant very good sex -ing maggot gender (That doesn't make sence, i'm sorry, i read the whole thread and got to here, an just can't make anything of that... and it's all 1337's fault.) anyway... so, something about a... : gender confused elephant
(15) and they like doing naughty things with furry balls attached to their furry white ears but they dont like cups filled lots of raspberry leaf tea .What Ho! Said three wide moles ,look yonder for suckling cows udders in a field of daisys and purple jelly rolls that tasted like bovril. W00t exclaimed the wicked witch who had been very very naughty inside gingerbread houses with there sexy blind mice on
(16) dry toast and scooters. when the band started to rock on they were confused by the blind mice running to the rhythm of the drum. Now this particular drum was very sexual, it always became tipsy each time it went past the camels and fell into a giantic vat of check your myspace some time for a big Surprise. Meanwhile, over on the stairs The Hidden was trying not to eat all the big red candles
(17) or the purple fluffy coconuts which could fly like pink elephants with ninja costumes. However frequently fell off , did captain Winston and his giant unbrella of incomprehensible knowledge land safetly? We are waiting for some giant furry toothed mollusks to attack somewhere in the deep dark pits of surburban melbourne, said my aunt Martha who is a Raging homosexual with a passion for square elongated pens which martha used in imaginative ways on her budgie.
(18) Then one sunny sunday afternoon, Brian the communist rabbit took the budgie and inserted it using appropriate care into a post mans mouth. The Girl's Sports Teacher gasped with shock at the sight as he pounded at the dough budgie sticking out of his mouth. Brian looked on as the other communist rabbit, thrashed about like a wild thing....you weak pathetic fool Take that budgie and let it be, let it be. Now children
(19) gather round. Are you sitting comfortably? well let's begin

biggrin i love how so far it starts with "in a land far far away" and ends with "well lets begin" ubblol


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:ok, "well let's begin"..

to gyrate and


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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phosphojesus


phosphojesus

newbie
Location: Lydney, gloucester

Total posts: 14
Posted:eat some monkeys

According to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle, chaos is to be found in it's greatest abundance wherever order is sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organised.

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FoxInDocs
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

FoxInDocs

Pooh-Bah
Location: Adelaide, SA

Total posts: 1848
Posted:which come in

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

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Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:many different flavours

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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_khan_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

_khan_

old hand
Location: San Francisco, California, USA

Total posts: 768
Posted:pistachio isn't one

taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco

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Posted:pistachio is three

"I don't know what you are talking about"

"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"

"Its not working my lord!"

"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:various veriaties of

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

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Posted:big pink elephants

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:who know ning

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:compoop's idea is

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven

Total posts: 737
Posted:a bit too

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:complex for ferrets

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jemima (jem)
SILVER Member since Dec 2002

jemima (jem)

Pooh-Bah
Location: london

Total posts: 1750
Posted:to wiggle to

Never assume
Always Acknowledge

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:a marching bands

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:brass section is

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven

Total posts: 737
Posted:however, absolutely perfect

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Posted:to throw huge

"I don't know what you are talking about"

"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"

"Its not working my lord!"

"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:Anne Summers parties

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven

Total posts: 737
Posted:in the happy

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Drudwyn


Drudwyn

Forget puppy power, Scrappy's just gay
Location: Southampton Uni

Total posts: 632
Posted:go lucky town

Spin, bounce, be one with the world, because it is yours to enjoy...

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch by

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_G_
SILVER Member since May 2005

_G_

enthusiast
Location: Paris

Total posts: 372
Posted:which was discovered

You can spend hours playing with minutes!

I have seen the light! ........ It was purple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Fast, late deliveries!

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:under a pebble

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:in my grans

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:bloody great bloomers

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_G_
SILVER Member since May 2005

_G_

enthusiast
Location: Paris

Total posts: 372
Posted:anal retentive aardvark

You can spend hours playing with minutes!

I have seen the light! ........ It was purple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Fast, late deliveries!

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:the sea. My

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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