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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
i bid one bed

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
i want ur magnetix!!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
you can have whatever you want just be here ubblove

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
smooth talker ubblol
i want all meals cooked for me, toilet seat replaced after you, pampering is essential...

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
so basically everything i do anyway tongue

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
give me a list of things your willing to do/give up then i'll see if they're good enough... wink

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
I'll start at three bottles of fingernail polish, two black and one purple, a brilliant hat and facepainting on demand.

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
right there's a problem there straight away (and i'm being totally seriously dude lol)

I'm not allowed those colours as they're too goth.

Yes you heard me, not allowed

no bright colours are allowed on these fingertips. I broke this rule once and I had sh*t for it until i took it off. I'm sure he would have dragged me to the bathroom and took it off for me if I'd put another coat of polish on.
I mean - honestly - i'm a rock chick stuck in a mumsy body.

Even my own mum let me wear dark and bright colours, but these days of having to conform to my boyfriend's ideals, its either clear, french polish, sheer, or pastel.

it sucks that i cant be myself arrrgh someone save me!! lol

right - rant over - you may continue bidding!!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
Help, help! She's being repressed! #Quietly removes nailpolish from his bid, disdains to put in anything resembeling pastel and replaces the nailpolish offer with one of a hair wrap, having only today got some thread to do it to someone with. biggrin #

Fancy having your hair decorated instead?

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
err that's a no-no too. *sigh*

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
Oh, whoops. Hmmm. #Rubs chin, remembers that he should take a razor to it soon# Empathy and sad eyes over to you.

#Has an idea#

We'll decorate your boyfriend in his sleep!

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
alas i painted his big toe red once - he wasn't impressed!(oh what a sad life i lead!)
was censored funny though!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'll bid two pirate costumes (including eye patches) fora Goth Frogette

And

I'll also bid two large buckets full of Psy Trance and a big bag of naughtiness for Fluffy of the Napalm Fairies

biggrin

Let's relight this forum ubblove


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Hang on... There's a fluff up for auction?

AND a gothfrogette?

Why didn't anybody say!!

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
would bid for you Tammie but i think you just want $niper to be a good boy for you and your sold... wink but in the interest of fun competition i bid on behalf of the BMVC:

much love and hugs
protection from medical experiments
some brightly coloured stripey paperclips (they are shiney)
an ode to the welsh
respect for you and your little sister
a gaggle of armed geese (for protection in scary places)
99 red balloons
and blue fire to spin with.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Loves the Circus


Hang on... There's a fluff up for auction?

AND a gothfrogette?

Why didn't anybody say!!




Nobody said, I just thought I'd bid anyway ubbangel

Let's relight this forum ubblove


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
If this is true,
I'll bid for the fluffster:

LOADS of body paint so she can look as beautiful as she did at PLAY everyday
A person to apply body paint
Chai with or without Brandy (lots of it)
Pings
Pongs
Fluffy hoops
Unbreakable fluffy poi
Bounciness
Two barrels of fluff
An infected mushroom wink
Giggles.

For a gothfrogette I bid:

A pirate ship complete with spare Jolly rogers
A crew for said ship
A parrot for her shoulder
a cutlASS
Eyepatch
Tiger balm for her nipples

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
sorry time for a moody rant - Tinquelle Pants your man sounds like a complete censored and I really can't understand why you'd want to be with someone who thinks he's got the right to tell you what to do (and you let him confused2). It makes me sad that you don't just say to him "get a life mate I'll paint my nails/braid my hair however I want and if you don't like it then bye"

confused

*NB am having bad day at work and needed to rant.. am sure you're with him for a reason but I just can't understand your attitude.. or his.
frown

..... am sure he's got other redeeming qualities - don't want to be someone just having a go at random people on HoP but it just sounds a bit wrong to me...

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
An new sort of bidding!

Who hasn't been auctioned off yet?

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: sunbeam


sorry time for a moody rant..




i loved she-ra lol

anyway - your right - he's a good dad n provider but i've only just recently (at easter) given birth to his daughter so i'm kinda stuck for a while....

yeah i'm not truely myself like i was as a teen but things will change soon, if i find the guts to do something about it. 3years ago I started a whole new life, and If I leave I'll have to start over again - and I dont have any money to do so. I'm thinking of the children at the moment.

as for this bidding malarky - I'm just waiting for the right buyer lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
Ah, then these aren't inherrently bad bids...in the interest of pointless ness I'll not add to my bid seven pillows, a jolly jumper (you must know what a jolly jumper is. It's not like a shirt.) a pink ferret and a blank CD.

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


ChickpeaSILVER Member
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia


Posted:
ok -im a bit new around here, but im going up for auction....one fine ginger,fanta loving,crazy dancing, nurse.....at the bidders mercy!

Becs x ubbrollsmile

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
i bid 1 wooden fire staff, 1 glowy star, 1 pirate, 1 left sock, 2 right sox (both different from the left), 1 tip for the interview and of course lots and lots of hugs hug hug2 (according to 2bags they are quite good)

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


ChickpeaSILVER Member
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia


Posted:
can i have a preview of my interview tip? so i can make a sound judgement...obviously?
B x

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
hee hee



i bid all the hugs you want

sock poi smile

a pair of drinking socks ("either hammered" or "one tequila two tequila three tequila floor")

a limited edition "im not as think as you drunk i am" t-shirt

either red, black or white felt

3 cocktail umberllas

a pencil

an AAA battery

a pencil pot

an animated avatar

a CD blank (with custom cover)

all the good luck i can send your way for the interview

PLUS an interview tip and one of those shag band things smile
EDITED_BY: linden rathen (1125005649)

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ChickpeaSILVER Member
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia


Posted:
hmm...interesting bids im liking the t-shirt and pirate offers!
i will close the bidding for me at lunchtime tomorrow....but i warn you - the orange fantas very very important.
b x

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*goes off to bye oragne fanta

i bid orange fanta as well smile

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[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
Ok I bid the ownership of fanta in it's entirety which includes (obviously) all the orange fanta you can drink.

I'll also throw in a candle lit supper on board the Black Pearl with music from the band/artist of your choice.

As many home made firetoys as you could ever need in a lifetime. Constructed be moi. Glow toys are also available on request.

Also you can play with my pet gecko. He's cute.

biggrin

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
for bchickpea I bid on behalf of the bmvc



A pyramid made from your favourit treat

12 houstrained monkeys

the southern part of the moon

some mangos

some bananas

a lifetime supply of fanta,with all the bad stuff removed, so its really really healthy and good for you yet tastes and looks the exact same.

alternative fanta flavours, fanta grape,fanta apple, fanta pineapple etc

a 3 hour sit-down-meal and conversation with the person of your choice (dead or a live)

a bright green bus

18 sticky-back notes

some really really shiny stuff

1000 smiles for 1000 hopeless childeren

a plastic glow-in-the-dark frog

a water cooler

a bouncy castle

9 lives (just so you can try really dangerous things without the death being permenant)

and some soup

ubbrollsmile
EDITED_BY: blu_valley (1125047561)

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
bchickpea I up BMVC bid to include

Ownership by an honorary ginger and full on ginger lovin'
as much jelly as you can handle in the flavour of your choice
some super hug grouphug hug2 for you.
eternal laughter (a pic of me would give you that ubblol)
some donkey rides
piggyback transport to a destination of your choice
the secret of immortality (via peach eating)
the use of the mighty VLAD! (my super staff)
the use of much aerotech fun (meteors and proballs)
Even more of the fantastic fanta, (and the secret of making it wink)
tent space atthe next big meet.
friendship
the security of being owned by the BMVC (please check with other clients)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


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