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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
yayy! *does a victory dance*
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THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
lol I'm all yours biggrin

SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
yayy! i couldn't be happier! *hands over all of the lovely things to the cat* biggrin there you go!

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
Thankooo

biggrin

mmmm Rainbow tac...

mmmmm bike

mmmmmmmmmmm TREEHOUSE!!!!!

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
o i lost frown

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
aww hug s'ok you have lauz

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
yep biggrin

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
biggrin you can have snowman FRD too if you want...

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
oooo whats the price?

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i'll just give him to you. *gives noddy snowman FRD*

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
yay! i own FRD!

MuWaHaHaHaHa!

hugs SNOOPoi hug

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
you only own him when he is a snowman. watch out for Pigeon_wigeon his true owner. lovely as she is she can be rather scary. smile

what evil things you gonna do to him?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
*ponders an evil plan*

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
hug biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
oh dear... my sense of worth has suddenly diminished shrug

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I go for lunch and look what happens
*stokes furry mynci*
frown
we shall see my pretty........
Sends dispatches to soul army
awwwww
oh well i still have blu_valley biggrin top notch merchandise

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
so who else is up for auction?

GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Actually Flynt has been thinking about it, her current owner has gone AWOL. She's looking for a good owner that gives lots of hugs and snuggles.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: curiosity toastied the cat


so who else is up for auction?




im still up............ lol, been moving house but now im back whoo biggrin does anyoneone want a lil bubbles...?

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
i do i do...
hello how was london?
Can I bid...
many many hug
a meal at falmouth
a jelly castle
with jelly moat
averything that SNOOPoi bids
and as many monkeys as you can handle..

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
also
1 leopard print candlestick
some helium
the answer to everything
anything you want...

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
anyone else?????

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
did anyone ever win me?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
i dunno but i'll bid...
(purely to save you from SNOOPoi's breeding program)

lots of sparkley things
as much chocolate as you want
many compliments
a pink and white zebra
much garlic
and some rouge virgins for your dinner

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
wow mynci! yeah london was cool! you still at falmouth? anyways back on topic! hehehe sounds good so far!
for rouge dragon i bid:

a wine stopper
5 leds on string
a screwdriver (many different ends to clip on)
use of my tent
2 bags of jelly babies
free meals onn sundays
purple fluff
10 plastic party cups....

sorry its not much but im poor frown will see what else i can muster biggrin

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Damn my unimaganitive brain!

I cannot think of one deecent think to give bubbles.... Nuts...

I could use my old list, but that would kinda be cheating......

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
i thought i won you, way back in the long time ago...

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
actually, i think you might be right. so long ago you bidded your pet dinosaur....

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
possibly, but that's pushing the memory...

And i'm pretty certain you own me, too.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
no. i own you!

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


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