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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:*blush*

tough choices here!

From fire mike i am bid a fire dance in the buff.... *giggle*

From loverly Ray, i am bid the place of my dreams, plus endless questions....

From Kurobei i am bid something from the magic bag..... im curious as to what it is..

can i spend a day with Cass first? hehehe she's offering Thai Chicken! and Wings! psst Cass, can i have purple ones??

dances round the room like a faerie


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:*enters the room growling, realizing that pozee has somehow been sending secret bids on HoP cuties while still locked in the closet*

Don't make me get the whip!


"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:*swaggers up to the auction block in a black leather catsuit, with six-inch spiked thigh-high boots, spurs, a stun gun and a bullwhip*

Okay boys, here I am for auction...if any of you has cojones enough to bid!



"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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arashi


arashi

Pooh-Bah
Location: austin,tx

Total posts: 2363
Posted:big whams?

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.

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arashi


arashi

Pooh-Bah
Location: austin,tx

Total posts: 2363
Posted:i'm buying all the women here, sorry guys, but they're all coming with me... big whams or not...
i got nutella ice cream
and a nice firm six pack


-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.

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Puk
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz

Total posts: 2615
Posted:who should i bid for so many choices
nyx sounds devilisly nice what to bid ummm
me ? no
a life times supply of alchole no
deep and meenifuls no
a sweet poem no
ah dam it don't know what to bid ? or who to bid for ?!


that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by arashi:
i'm buying all the women here, sorry guys, but they're all coming with me... big whams or not...
i got nutella ice cream
and a nice firm six pack Real men don't have six-packs. Real men have kegs.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:For Nyx

I will cut up my drivers licence
get her some better commet poi
a copywrite for her carosel (the theif)

All of her fav punk music and clothes to match the ones she wore in highschool!

FireMike credit is for broke people, I pay for things outright!! I win!

How I am going to afford it? Thats nonya, besides owning a small business, the Tax payers of America are going to pay for it, and pay me to spend time with Rozi!! So

[ 26 September 2002, 15:42: Message edited by: Raymund Phule ]


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:starting to wonder where Ray is going to keep all these HoP females if he wins...

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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pozee
BRONZE Member since Jul 2001

old hand
Location: san diego

Total posts: 886
Posted:ms nyx, for you i have

1 pair spiked handcuffs,
1 bondage chair,
leather tie downs on all four bed posts,
electric small voltage sensual shocker,
hot wax,
feathers,
silk,
edible body paints,
gag ball,
cat of nine tails whip with chanille fabric ends,
and a flaming headboard...

dont ask me how i fit this all into the closet mistress...


anyone got a light?

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:I think I might just sit in a corner & cry now, I just got rejected by Master Na, for a real life fire goddess. How can I compete with that?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Bendy


member
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

Total posts: 750
Posted:Figuring that Nyx owns all the dominatrix stuff she could dream of, I've decided to turn the tables.

*sneaks up from behind and places a collar and leash around her neck*

My bid:
This time I will be the dominator. Grr!

(convincing? )


Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:I have to add a nickle 6 in 1 3/16 inch chainmail halter top!

The one I promised and ran out of wire for hehe


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:Hugs Rozi, its okay your commin home with me Flynt and hopfully Nyx.

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:orrrrrr we could both end up with Kurobei, who's bid a Fortnights holiday at the Med...

where the hell is that, anyone know??


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:Club Med, a resort for the populace with shallow pockets!!

Your commin with me baby pack your bags


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:Do you use that one a lot Ray? -
(Sorry man)

(*Reads thru thread to discover that no-ones tried to outbid him on the 3 sexiest women on the planet and skins up a reefa*)

(*Puts axe down for a minute*)

[ 26 September 2002, 18:50: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]


Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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Bendy


member
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

Total posts: 750
Posted:Smallboy - I'll see your bid and raise you a Terry's Chocolate Orange each!

Kurobei's "Med" could also be the Mediterranean. (That or the hospital which is not too romantic!)


Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:(*Picks up axe and starts to sharpen it menacingly*)

I see your bid back and raise you a leather bondage outfit for DFQ, a million quid for BamBam and a small Country for Lolli.

I still have my axe -


Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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Bendy


member
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

Total posts: 750
Posted:*Places head on fast turning sharpening wheel in an attempt to seem more menacing than SmallBoy*
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*is carted off on stretcher with blood pouring out the resulting open wound muttering something about raising SmallBoy a bandage outfit for JFK, a million squid for Pebbles and a smelly Count for lolli*


Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:Hahahahahaha - Nutta.........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Hmmmmmmm.........................

*as owner, considers having Ray bodily removed from the auction house for his insulting behaviour and disgusting dress sense*
That dress really doesn't go with your hat you know!!lol

The Med is indeed the Medditeranian but it's now been superceded by better things.........will now bid trip amongst the stars, maybe the Horsehead Nebulae or maybe even a sojourn to the next galaxy with a veiw to visiting places so beautiful that I'm lost for words, they would bring tears to your eyes the second you cast your gaze over the rugged, natural & awesome landscapes.........

Or maybe I will just offer Flynt my heart, body and soul for the rest of my mortal life.

LOL @ SmallBoy, prolly every day mate!!!!


whats up with all the limitations?

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BamBam


BamBam

Pooh-Bah
Location: London

Total posts: 1810
Posted:Ahh small boy you say mucch nice things about us ladies...we'll pay you later.



LOL Bendy on the play of words......but call me Pebbles one more time and I'll BamBam you!!!


A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:If u didn't all deserve it then I wouldn't say it - x

And all poi girlz deserve lots of hugz and attention (one or 3 in particular regardless of who takes up my dream space)


Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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Bendy


member
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

Total posts: 750
Posted:quote:Originally posted by BamBam:
...call me Pebbles one more time and I'll BamBam you!!! Promise?


Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut

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BamBam


BamBam

Pooh-Bah
Location: London

Total posts: 1810
Posted:Well if you really want me to.......ahh how about a cuddle instead ?

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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Bendy


member
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

Total posts: 750
Posted:Well now you might have to bid for me to get that!



Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut

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adren@line


member
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia

Total posts: 249
Posted:hey MikeGinny, who yells out SOLD?!

mmmm crepes and nutella...


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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Okay, my previous offer for Flynt stands but I have a new item to add to my bid for Rozi:

1,000,001 things to do with an ice cube and aerosol cream.

I would also like to say fuck it and put in a bid for BamBam:
1,000 jars of nutella
10,000 hugz
A new LED staff
A set of acrylic contact balls
and a new stereo!!
Whadya say?

and a bid for DFQ:
100,000,000,000 spankings
rare limited edition stripey knee-high socks


whats up with all the limitations?

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!

Total posts: 2444
Posted:*Hels wonders into the room with her hair in pigtails and her school uniform on (for no particular reason you understand! )*

Can I be auctioned off ?

*She goes back to sucking... her thumb!!... and looking all innocent and school girly-ish*



Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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