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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:you can have your own beer factory. the beer of your choice...

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:every monkey ever and every monkey still to come. and some balls...
a pink marker pen
23 able seamen
lots of ships
a dory
the most comfortable thing ever
a machine that does everything (mind powered) so you never have to move from your comfortable thing


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:I bid for liquid ....... (drum roll please)

18 jars of tomatoe jam
1 56man tent (self constructing and folding)
1 yellow flashing thing
a lifetime supply of toast
all the bananas in the world
a small planet (its new)
69 chavs
the invisibility cloak from Harry Potter
Dorothy's red shoes from W.O.OZ
Ink, lots and lots of ink
an introduction to the person of your choice (dead or alive)
a jungle
some soup
your own version of paradise
bubbles, all the bubbles in the universe to do with as you see fit
the answer to poverty and world hunger
protection from SNOOPoi's breeding programme
3 blind mice
...
and everything Mynci bids coz I own him too.


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:that works both ways. and i've already promised to match SNOOPoi's bids
hmmm will have to get someone to bid for me
*scratches head*


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:dude, liquids gotta choose one of us, so either way, you/we win!

Unlesss.....*scratches chin*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:we could form the blu_mynci_valley conglomerate to out bid SNOOPoi!!!!
The first multinational bidding company...


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:On everything! We can take a stand for HOPPers rights, protect the defenceless, take over the WORLD.... or we could just accumulate stuff..... works for me!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i will match all bids made for liquid_bubblegum
i will also add:


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some fairy dust

http://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=22&Template=standard
br>http://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=23&Template=standard
http://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=24&Template=standard
br>http://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=25&Template=standard
http://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=26&Template=standard
br>http://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=27&Template=standard
http://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=28&Template=standard
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all of those primates.

http://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=1&Template=standard
br>
in fact you can have tho monkey world centre to keep them in as well.


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:eek wow guys! ive only been to work, i come back and look! theres loads cool stuff biggrin wow, really confussled confused

whats this breeding program, sounds scary! even though that was a really nice dress snoop! hmmmm this is gonna be a close one! any final bids? bounce


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:yes... but I cant think of anything frown

Crap crap crap...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:mmm, three loads of crap. bound to swing the vote ubblol

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:the breading program is not scary! it's a experiment to see if poi-ers have children that are natural poi-ers.

my final bid is:


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this pirate ship


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this beach that has buried treasure


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a map to find the treasure


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and fairy world. biggrin biggrin


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:i on liquid bubble gum your own personaly universe hand crafter by me as well as an animated avitar of your choise

back

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:wow would you really make me an animated avatar?

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:wow would you really make me an animated avatar? that ship does look really cool! biggrin im just gonna sort my comp (tis gone funny) and ill be back soon to annouce the winner

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:oooooh! i can't wait! biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:Written by: blu_valley

On everything! We can take a stand for HOPPers rights, protect the defenceless, take over the WORLD.... or we could just accumulate stuff..... works for me!


after careful consideration i think this is what helped me decided, im soo sorry snoopoi hug thankyou so much! you came up with some amazingly cool stuffhug but i would like to be the first hopper to be won in the blu_mynci_valley multinational community for the protection of defenceless hoppers biggrin bounce
c'mon then guys, cough up the goods wink


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:*steps up to delivery point x*

Here you go please take your ticket to receptionist to claim your goods,
I would like to welcome you to the Free HoPpers assembly for the good of all!!
hug
biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:WOOOHOOOO!

*does a jig, bounces around and claps hands*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:*joins in with blu_valley*

1 more soul protected from evil....


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:....today liquid_bubblegum... tomorrow... all of HOP!

Now whos next? (gets slightly manic glint in eye and rubs hands together)


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:eek now im scared lol, wow got lotsa cool stuff bounce can i join in the bidding...? ubbangel

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:Who's up???

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:yeah come on come on come on!

*bounces up and down*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:anyone up for auction????

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Nucleopoi
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

Nucleopoi

chemical attraction
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England

Total posts: 1097
Posted:me!!!

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:I bid the world for you!!

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Nucleopoi
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

Nucleopoi

chemical attraction
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England

Total posts: 1097
Posted:not enough.....

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Nucleopoi
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

Nucleopoi

chemical attraction
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England

Total posts: 1097
Posted:you couldnt give me the world either

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...

Total posts: 3099
Posted:i bid:
a drawing of whatever you want
a goldfish
a flower
sunshine in a bag
and lot's of hugs and kisses hug kiss hug kiss


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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