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As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i had a disclaimer when i auctioned myself that i was owned by rouge. you both own me now, i think :S
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
whos up for auction atm?
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
Written by: MiG
i had a disclaimer when i auctioned myself that i was owned by rouge. you both own me now, i think :S
now thats not fair. i bought you fair n square. oh I'm so confuddled. my head hurts!
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
im still up
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
have you seen my bids liquid?
can offer more monkeys...
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
i like monkeys! Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i bid for liquid_bubblegum:
this monkey:
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a black handwriting pen
these monkey's:
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oh and a spot on my breeding program
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
*enters Thread*
*Quickly realises he would get into trouble for purchasing other women unnecessarily*
*Walks out again*
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
it's no good SNOOPoi I have already bid everything that you bid so you just increased my bid for liquid
mwa hahaha
*rubs hands together*
Have you seen SNOOP's breeding program liquid?
you could be used in warpped genetic experiments (thinks the hugs are bait)
*tries hard to beat SNOOP in at least 1 bidding war*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
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fire poi
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fire staff
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and this pretty dress
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
I bid Universal Enlightenment (coz he can't suss out how to put pics on post)
and a free range toaster
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
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to be this fairy
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with this wand
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
I also bid
1 large music venue of your choice for eternity
(playing - graverobber)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
a life times use of my dads music studio. one of the many all over the world.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
will cajole you a lift to falmouth off someone going your way
and will give you real beer (that gets you drunk) at falmouth
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
will buy you your own car and driving license so you can get to falmouth yourself. and london.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
mmmm*shakes can* REAL beer,,,,....
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
you can have your own beer factory. the beer of your choice...
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
every monkey ever and every monkey still to come. and some balls...
a pink marker pen
23 able seamen
lots of ships
a dory
the most comfortable thing ever
a machine that does everything (mind powered) so you never have to move from your comfortable thing
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I bid for liquid ....... (drum roll please)
18 jars of tomatoe jam
1 56man tent (self constructing and folding)
1 yellow flashing thing
a lifetime supply of toast
all the bananas in the world
a small planet (its new)
69 chavs
the invisibility cloak from Harry Potter
Dorothy's red shoes from W.O.OZ
Ink, lots and lots of ink
an introduction to the person of your choice (dead or alive)
a jungle
some soup
your own version of paradise
bubbles, all the bubbles in the universe to do with as you see fit
the answer to poverty and world hunger
protection from SNOOPoi's breeding programme
3 blind mice
...
and everything Mynci bids coz I own him too.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
that works both ways. and i've already promised to match SNOOPoi's bids
hmmm will have to get someone to bid for me
*scratches head*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
dude, liquids gotta choose one of us, so either way, you/we win!
Unlesss.....*scratches chin*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
we could form the blu_mynci_valley conglomerate to out bid SNOOPoi!!!!
The first multinational bidding company...
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
On everything! We can take a stand for HOPPers rights, protect the defenceless, take over the WORLD.... or we could just accumulate stuff..... works for me!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i will match all bids made for liquid_bubblegum
i will also add:
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some fairy dust
https://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=22&Template=standard
https://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=23&Template=standard
https://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=24&Template=standard
https://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=25&Template=standard
https://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=26&Template=standard
https://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=27&Template=standard
https://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=28&Template=standard
all of those primates.
https://www.monkeyworld.co.uk/topic.php?TopicID=1&Template=standard
in fact you can have tho monkey world centre to keep them in as well.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
guys! ive only been to work, i come back and look! theres loads cool stuff wow, really confussled 
whats this breeding program, sounds scary! even though that was a really nice dress snoop! hmmmm this is gonna be a close one! any final bids?
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
yes... but I cant think of anything
Crap crap crap...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
mmm, three loads of crap. bound to swing the vote
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
the breading program is not scary! it's a experiment to see if poi-ers have children that are natural poi-ers.
my final bid is:
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this pirate ship
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this beach that has buried treasure
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a map to find the treasure
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and fairy world.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
i on liquid bubble gum your own personaly universe hand crafter by me as well as an animated avitar of your choise
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