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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
*b*u*m*p*
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
hello. clarence_quack you need to make a decision. i've been hanging on the edge of my seat for days.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
ok, ok... i go away for 3 days, and you go nuts!
i guess you win
*wonders what she's gotten herself into...*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
yayy! i will be very nice to you
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
well I lost track on the bids for me
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
i bid everything i have on cat even a lift to yonis party if i pass my drving test
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
shtum about the party
you have to be discreet like me look.
i'm not having a party
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
what party?
ok il just give you lifts cat
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Written by: mynci
Where's the goods? Damn Prices are gonna rise demand's out-stripping supply.
*looks for other worthy souls*
well this seems like a nice time to post in this thread, ive seen some great bids on this page
, so im-a-thinking of maybe putting my self up.... hmmmm, will the bids still rise? Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
oh god! I must win this one!
*runs off to collect stuff to bid*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
:P your such a sweetheart FRD
*wonders what the lil rascal comes up with* but i would have to admit, shu's bid looks very good if its still up, i mean e-mo i like that, plus gloves and tweezers! sounds fun 
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
did i kill this thread
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
no!
I'm still gathering... I shouldnt be spending too much time doing so... there are loads of meglamaniacs on this site *cough*SNOOPoi*cough*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i'm out raged! lauz told me what that means an i'm not like that at all!
i have enough people for the minute FRD!
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
OH OH OH
on liquid buble gum i bid....
1 infinte compliments (hard to come by from me)
2 an endless supply of hugs and kisses
*free sample*
3 unlimited access to any toys etc i own (list is still being compiled)
4 food at falmouth (should you be going)
5 any drink that i have at any party
6 a butchers tag
7 my friendship
8 use of my giant space hopper
ok theres a bif for you to beat FRD
me the best me win back
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
*confused*
(as per bloody usual)
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
still on the bid for cat
12 multicoloured socks
3 drawing pins
FRD's toes
a peter pan hat
my old bus pass
and a used camera
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
erm the socks sound cool.... toes mnegh....
I use bluetac not drawing pins... does anyone have rainbow tac?
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
rummages around
yeah! found some!
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
*wonders if she should put herself up for bid again as previous owner has gone AWOL*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
who put herself up for auction.. I dont think anyone owns me yet....
RAINBOW TAC! *has orgasm*
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*gathers all material, and most non-material posessions to bid on flynt*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
i bid on the cat the power to advise me as president and a pink balloon
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
not doing it mate... theres no rainbow tac in that deal
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
but i don't have rainbow tac
what about an invite to my party and free wetsuit hire off me (if i have one that fits)
and a balloon
a crumpet
a picture of my party
an odd sock
anything you find in my underwear droor(a place of many wonders that surprises me daily with cd's, sox, a rubix cube and other stuff)
some noodles
a cd of some mp3's
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
ooo think u've just overtaken Noddy
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
woohoo
oh yes and lot's of hugs and kisses
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
lol.... any more offers?
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I don't believe that this is still around!!!Flynt, go for it! Maybe it will get the old owner of yours back on line.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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