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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:hi all,

i was spinning on sunday, doing a butterfly, a simple move, and i was thinking, then it struck me... not a thought, but the poi. in the groin. it happened again doing airstalls betwee my legs, with the poi going in opposite directions and yet agian, doing something else i forget now. i was on the ground in pain, three times at one gathering. this sucked. but for anyone watching was hilarious.

my point. does anyone else have any stories that are amazinngly painful to be you, but would be funny for anyone watching.

cheers, pete biggrin


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:#Winces with fellow feeling or possibly sympathy# Ooooh, nasty. I heard something about nipple sensativity the other day too that can give lads an appreciation of it. #Puts ice down Ilsanya's top belatedly in the extreme#

I see what you mean about writing in accents. biggrin


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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:thats it!! ive had enough!!

was out practicing rope dart (sore to turn this back into tesi talk) and once again, smaked myself in the nads.

im gona buy a box.

to whoever it was that said their box kept moving out of place: wear bathers, it works.

cheers, pete biggrin


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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nearly_all_gone
nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:I actually bought my box today.

It was quite embarassing. After walking into a few different shops I had to ask. All the staff were female.

I'm just glad she didn't ask what size. biggrin

It's quite good though, 4 for working nads seems pretty fair to me biggrin


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Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:Aha, thanks Pete. biggrin
Yes, methinks quite a reasonable rate, and verily it IS funny when its someone else.


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tainted
tainted

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Location: London
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2004
Total posts: 422
Posted:hey just found this thread....im always injuring myself im a walking bruise.....and claire / diana i am not always on the lookout, i just like to keep an eye on my surroundings..... wink

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...

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GeoffonTour04
enthusiast
Location: Oxford
Member Since: 30th Nov 2005
Total posts: 360
Posted:I put big ole blocks of wood on the end of my poi chains before I got the fire wicks, to train me not to hit myself (was using bean bag poi before, very forgiving, needed to break the habit), & clocking myself in the head with that a few times wasn't much fun smile

The reason your right [censored] usually takes the impact is cause the left one hangs slightly lower to make room, help against overheating etc. I find if you're gonna hit yourself in the nuts just push your arms away as quick as possible & it kind of isolates & slows the impact


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MiG
MiG

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Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:I always thought the right nut was lower and slightly larger? Something to do with greater blood circulatiuon etc. Same with the ladies, the right breast is slightly larger.

If the right one does hang lower, then it would get hit more times, no?


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