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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I gots me a Jo_Rhymes!!!!!!!
bounce bounce

*glitter spills everywhere*

*ponces on Jo and wraps her up in uber hug while grinning wildly*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:biggrin biggrin biggrin Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! biggrin:D:D

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Just_Another_Clown


Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:Is there no one up for auction at the moment.....:(

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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ickleMatt


ickleMatt

enthusiast
Location: L.O.N.D.O.N.

Total posts: 242
Posted:IckleMatt (in character) walks by wearing a turban, trailing a camel and spitting tabacco.

1,000 camels!

(sees that she is blonde)

2,000 camels!

(hears a rumour that she can cook a great goat curry)

3,000 camels!

(is told that she is a feminist)

4,000 camels!

(after speaking to hear and realising what feminism is)

So, I have this donkey, interested?


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faith enfire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin, USA

Total posts: 3556
Posted:hehe

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:right this is where females who want to be bought go!!

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:where do ladyboys go?

Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...

Total posts: 3224
Posted:Ummm I dunno, ask Doug were he went wink

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:erm i dont know well do you boobs? then here would be for you ..

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 884
Posted:*wrapped up in shiny paper with ribbons on*
Hmmmm.....I've always wanted to sell my soul....and I have a magic wand. DA will testify to my powers. wink


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:does this mean we're bidding on souls only? devil

how much more to include the body? umm wink

PS: chelly I trust your picture, no DA needed wink


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 884
Posted:ubblol Body at no extra charge.

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:ubblol so it comes with it? (one has to verify terms and conditions of the auction before bidding...) Excuse me I'm new to this thread... is this some kind of HoPeBay? Except for the deadlines?

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Thats pretty much the score Tom.

Women offer themselves for ownership via auction. People post bids until the person for ownership see's one she likes then accepts the bid & is then owned by the person with the winning bid.

There is another thread for the auctioneering of male members wink


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Lost my marbles. Has anyone found them? Everything else was used to bid with so I figured maybe that's where they went.

ubbloco


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 884
Posted:Um...is this one of yours? I was sitting on it, sorry....

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"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:*hypnotized*

Ooooh, pretty, shiny marble.


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Wow, you're from Scotland?

I'd love to see Scotland. I'm predominately Scottish myself.
My ancestor was Col. John Crawford (or Capt. I forget which right now.) Google him and check it out. Quite interesting I must say.


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 884
Posted:Coool! Yup, mostly Scottish, with some Irish and a little French thrown in (just the name though!) It's pretty here, you should come and play! I can make you shortbread and tattie scones! biggrin hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:is there anyone up for auction here?!
ubbrollsmile


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 884
Posted:Um, me. I come with some sparkly paper, ribbons and a magic wand..... biggrin

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted:no shortbread and scones?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 884
Posted:Oh yes, I can make them.....isn't this auction going backwards here? Shall I tell you what's on offer?

Name: Chellybean
Age: Undecided
Eyes: Blue
Height: Um, 5 ft 10 (if you stand next to me)
Skills: Baking, magic, and talking nonsense.

Oh yes, and I come with magic wand, sparkly paper and ribbons... wink


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted: Written by: chellybean


.....isn't this auction going backwards here?



pffft, always those rules. I'd prefer to ignore them. Maybe I should start a revolution? Wanna join me and bring some scones?


a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:that sounds exellent smile
i just love talking nonsense.
I bid for you:

-2gerbiles
-5 nearly empty deodorantsticks
-Quentin (my fluffy stuffed pig)
-27empty batteries that you can throw at anyone who`s being mean at you
-playing cards (as many decks as you require)
-2belts


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:Oops - you guys are faster than at eBay... wink Before putting myself into the male section of this, I certainly bid for chellybean... and I am starting with:

- a full day auyurvedic/ thai massage full body treatment
- at a local sauna and steam bath (winter is coming)
- 2 firesticks (unfinished at this point)
- a 4ft indonesian mask, carved from coconut, partly painted gold
- 1 kg of silver jewelry
- 1 big carton of fancy cloth for costumes
- 1 Djembe
- 1 Delruba (Indian instrument)
- 1 Daf (Arabic drum)
- 1 page of beautiful butterfly stickers

Whoooops there goes the clock - be back soon smile


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:oh, sauna is an finnish invention biggrin we all have saunas here, so where ever you go, you have acces to sauna wink

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 884
Posted: Written by: Aurinko


 Written by: chellybean


.....isn't this auction going backwards here?



pffft, always those rules. I'd prefer to ignore them. Maybe I should start a revolution? Wanna join me and bring some scones?


Hell yeah! biggrin And on that note, I also have *ahem* dyed *ahem* red hair....


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:oooo! red hair smile i once had red hair.. that wasn`t as cool as i had imagined biggrin

anyways, how does this magic of yours work? can you do anything you want to, because if you can your baking skill is not that useful umm

i`ll add some items to my list:

before:
-2gerbiles
-5 nearly empty deodorantsticks
-Quentin (my fluffy stuffed pig)
-27empty batteries that you can throw at anyone who`s being mean at you
-playing cards (as many decks as you require)
-2belts

and the new items:

- while FireTom offers you old, painted and carved coconuts, i`ll offer you fresh coconuts straight from the coconut tree which you`ll also get if you choose me as your owner
- 4 compliments (and more if you`ve earned them biggrin )
and
- a cobra made of glass


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 884
Posted:My magic wand can do many things, but it can't cook, bake or make cocktails without my help. Which is unfortunate, but I suppose I should be more pro-active. ubblol

Um.....and I'm not sure how much of a plus point this is, but I also have a Scottish accent. wink


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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