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Stone
GOLD Member since Jun 2001

Stream Entrant
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 2830
Posted:whats it with guys who insist on burping and farting all the time?

Dont get me wrong, Im not a prude and a well placed burp or fart from either sex can be hilarious. But, Im sick and tired of guys who insist on burping and farting, especially when they think Im sharing some great male joke.

Like my 30 yo male flatmate said great when our female flatmate moved out because now he could burp and fart all he wanted. Like hello! What am I a wall or something, dont my nose and ears work?

I can't believe this guy actually thinks people like hearing and smelling him burping and farting all the time. Especially, as he is "so" empathetic to other peoples feelings. Grrrrrrr.

rant over


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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:lol, farting isn't usually by choice but i get the burping part

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Medusa
BRONZE Member since Nov 2003

Medusa

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Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Per...

Total posts: 1433
Posted:I used to date a guy who used to think it was hilarious to burp and fart all the time and he also used to give me in depth details of his visits to the tiolet...blech.

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)

Total posts: 538
Posted:it's gotto be the most disgusting habit!

yea we all do it... but i know i don't have the need or urge to share it!


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Farting feels good. ubbangel

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The Tea Fairy
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

The Tea Fairy

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Location: Behind you...

Total posts: 853
Posted:Farting on other people's faces feels good. ubbangel

My boyfriend thinks he'll explode or rupture something in his abdomen if he ever tries to hold it in. I'm not convinced this is true...

Anyone know of any health side-effects of not farting/holding it in?

I know they say if you sneeze with your eyes open then your eyeballs will pop out... is this actually true too?


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boardies
BRONZE Member since May 2005

member
Location: Leeds

Total posts: 40
Posted:holding in farts is really bad for you - fart is methane which is a poisoness gas - a small ammount will not affect you but holding you r fart in will retain a lot of methane in your anal cavity (hee hee) and be detrimental to your health. not sure about risks from not burping as i struggle in that department. Farting though is highly amusing at all times of the day or night, regardless of situation and should be advocated and encouraged. i mean come on, find me one person that doesn't laugh at a fart. they're hilarious, especially on someones face....

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Mr_Jedly
GOLD Member since Jan 2004

Mr_Jedly

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Location: Perth, West Australia

Total posts: 195
Posted:You all don't want to spontaneously combust.....do you?
You all remember what happened to Kenny on Southpark...


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

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Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Farting no, I see the uncomfortableness with that particular gas emission, but you cant knock burping. Its really satisfying,and in some cultures its rude not to burp after eating because it means that you didnt enjoy the food. Im all for burping. Burp Away!!! biggrin

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blueweaver
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

blueweaver

newbie
Location: Cornwall

Total posts: 3
Posted:I get a sore belly if I hold my farts in, and then when i let it out its just noisier and smellier than it would have been if I'd let it out in the first place.

Anyways, the missus farts way more than I do ubblol


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:why oh god why has this thread reappeared? ubblol

was someone searching for farting? ubblol ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

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Location: Maghull, Liverpool

Total posts: 1286
Posted:its not as good as my 'fart smells' thread!

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:May I just add that as a frequent flyer to not-that-far-away places I regularly stumble upon stag or hen parties who think the biggest fun in the world is having "whose fart smells worst" on the plane, in the waiting line, on trains etc... I mean, if you HAVE to, that's fine (or tolerable), but it seems it's impossible for more than 3 Scottish men to be together in one place without the fart thing starting!!

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted:Holding in farts is really bad for you?

I just presumed if you held them in you'd let them go in your sleep when you have a lot less control over your bum muscles ubbangel
Surely having farts inside you for a day won't give you methane poisoning??


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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alien_oddity

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Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


ubblol

either can be funny in the right circumstances but most of the time it is disgusting, and even more so when i found out each fart contains something like 0.1% feacies(sp??)


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polarity
SILVER Member since May 2005

polarity

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Location: on the wrong planet

Total posts: 1228
Posted:Or 'poop-particles' as my brother puts it.



He's guilty of cupping, being noisy as possible and giving a running commentary while in the bathroom, entering a room with the sole intention of breaking wind in the occupant's presence, and sneaking up behind seated people to fart on their head.



He's 25. I feel sorry for his girlfriend, but at least he's moved out. With him and my sisters 14 year old corgi/terrier cross in the house, we'd have to buy Febreze wholesale wink


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KittyKill


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Posted:yikes

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polarity
SILVER Member since May 2005

polarity

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Location: on the wrong planet

Total posts: 1228
Posted:linky

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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wonderloey


wonderloey

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Location: Melbourne - home of pirates

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Posted:Why is it the stinky dogs are always the cutest.. My old dog used to fart so badly he would clear the room, look very pleased and depart from the room.

RIP Lord Lochinvar II


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ezz
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

ezz

moo..
Location: melbourne, australia

Total posts: 1899
Posted:My friend was dumped after she farted in front of a guy. ubblol

hug me!

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WOFT
SILVER Member since May 2005

Likes trees...
Location: Cape Town, South Africa

Total posts: 209
Posted:Burps and farts I can handle (I went to a single sex high school rolleyes), but cupping (or capcaking, as we knew it) is terrible and should be a crime.

'n Boer maak 'n plan.

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wonderloey


wonderloey

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Location: Melbourne - home of pirates

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Posted:dumped for farting? Why?

That's bizarre, does he think she has no colon?


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ezz
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

ezz

moo..
Location: melbourne, australia

Total posts: 1899
Posted:She was laughing and it slipped out. He thought women shouldn't fart or at least not infront of people and was so disgusted he broke it off. She just laughed at him and told him he was an idiot and that was the end of that relationship.
hehe Weird boy!


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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted:I know a girl and her first boyfriend was actually confused by the strange noises she used to make in bed at night. His Mom had told him that girls didn't fart and he totally believed her! ubblol

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham

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Posted:87wt2gxq7 presents....

His Opinion On Farting and Burping!

Gross a lot of the time, funny sometimes. Especially in situations where someone likes the sound of their own voice too much, or is getting too wound up over a trivial matter.

Let a loud one go and watch the look on their face.

10 times better than even the best O RLY? could ever do.


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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

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Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:I enjoy farting. smile

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Perraforde
BRONZE Member since Jul 2006

Perraforde

Its Wet and Cold
Location: Somewhere far,far away......

Total posts: 120
Posted: Written by: jo_rhymes


I enjoy farting. smile



haaaaaahaaaaaaaa

Well said! ubblol


Oh Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good

Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy

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