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BirdGOLD Member
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hours of endless fun Assuming you're bored, this is a great way to make you giggle, just type your name, or any word of your choosing.

biggrin

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
durbs it dude wink been on here before. Still funny as hell though.



how do you eat your tits.

Ho ho ho, green tits

The tits that like to say yes



ubblol
EDITED_BY: *Aimée* (1116103053)

nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Tense, Nervous, Monkey Nuts?

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
slap me for posting but Pah ha ha !

doodle is our middle name

loves the fire you hate

the ultimate ken dodd machine

get seriouse. get gammon steak

make room for the glowyness

and

give that man a moose

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
"you can be sure of poi"
"let your fingers do the walking through poi"
"naughty, but poi"

anyway.... *wanders off*

back


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Definatly seen it before, but still ace.

Wouldn't You Rather Be Smeg?

Better Living Through Sparkey.

Great Poi. Great Times.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
love the "better living through sparkey" biggrin

*bounces around in a kinda randoms way*

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_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
I typed my first name and got "It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Jesse.".

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
hhah i got
"The Worlds Favourite Sakura"

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
of course you are biggrin
thats not a slogan thats the truth biggrin

back


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
Gunge Saves Your Soul.......

............. apparently biggrin

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
The Boo that Smiles Back.



You Like Boo. Boo Likes You.



A Boo Works Wonders.



Things Go Better with Boo.



The Real Smell of Boo. (?????)



You're in Good Hands with Boo.



The Incredible, Edible Boo.



A Day Without Boo is Like a Day Without Sunshine.



These are some of my favorites, it truly is hours of fun.

Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
'An army of Steph'

'Wait Till We Get Our Steph On You.'

and 'When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Steph.'



Hell yeah! ubblol



Everyone knows us little ones are scary biggrin
EDITED_BY: polythene (1116112273)

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
That'll be the Skag.
Don't Leave Home Without Jesus Juice.
Please Don't Squeeze The Badger.
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Captain Birdseye.
America's Most Trusted Strange Smelling Pants.
Life Should Taste As Good As Roland Rat.
An Army of Cuckoos In Jars.
All You Need is a Fist and a Dream.
We're Serious About Dot Cotton.
Leaves Your Jam Festival Minty not Mediciney.
Give That Man A Dog Auction.

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


ImmortalAngelSILVER Member
Scientist!
578 posts
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada


Posted:
We're Always Low Gram.

They're Waffly Immortalangel.

Which Twin has the Cupcakes?

The Muffcake That Refreshes.

hehehe way to much fun

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
Penguin not included

Always after me earwax

Never knowingly Penguin

Hope It's Penguin, It's Penguin, We Hope It's Penguin...

-Sparkey! #Puts on a three-year-old accent# You a Wed Dwaff Fan! #Stops it, looks down, goes red, shuffles feet#

It's Shake 'n' Ebola Monkey, and I Helped.

Get the Door - It's Ebola Monkey.

Doing It Right Before Your Ebola Monkey. - My gosh.

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Groove!

Do You, uh, Seb?

The Seb With The Hole. - I'm getting horrible images.

Sweet as the Moment When the Seb Went "Pop" - Uhh, gross.

You're Never Alone with a Seb. - That one isn't too bad.

The Best Seb A Man Can Get. - AAAAAAAAAAaaaarrrggg!

Clunk Click, Every Seb. - what?

Come One, Come All To Hallepenjo Doggie.

Get In My Hallepenjo Doggie.

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Hallepenjo Doggie Knows for Sure.

#Radio DJ voice# And finally for all the firespinners out there

Kills All Known Pyromaniac - Dead. - Oh dear, that's a different sentiment than I was hoping for. Just a minute, I'll reload. Oh. Sounds slightly Ferudian considering the slogan.

Something Special In The Pyromaniac. - Sounds like Nimbin.

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
"How Do You Eat Your Do?" ubblol

ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
be like dad. keep toe fungus
the futures bright, the futures testical
the testical that smiles back
stiff cabbage is good for you

i could do this for hours!

Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

Just One Pink - Give It To Me
Take Two Bottles into the Pink?
The Best Chocolate A Man Can Get.

ubblol

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
Little. Yellow. Different. MiG.
MiG Just Feels Right
You Deserve A MiG Today
Home Of Poi Born And Bred
Home Of Poi- It Looks Good On You

This is bookmarked smile

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
If You Can't Beat Lazyangel, Join Lazyangel.

Avez-Vous Un Lazyangel?

Grab Life by the Cannabis

Reach for the Spliff-o-matic

You're in Good Hands with Spinners

Come One, Come All To Home Of Poi.

biggrin This thing is great! ubblol

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
Written by:

Sweet as the Moment When the Seb Went "Pop"
"Don't leave home without jesus juice!"





ubblol

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
Behold the Power of Liquid Bubblegum.
ubblol
Stimulation for Body and Liquid Bubblegum.
You Can't Top a Liquid Bubblegum.
Think Once, Think Twice, Think Liquid Bubblegum.
See the USA in Your Liquid Bubblegum.
When You've Got Liquid Bubblegum, Flaunt It.
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Liquid Bubblegum. ubblol

ooo this is fun biggrin

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


.:star:.SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Starpoi.

Watch Out, There's a Starpoi About.

I'm a Secret Starpoi Drinker.

Starpoi - It Does a Body Good.

Go On, Get Your Starpoi Out.

Have You Forgotten How Good Starpoi Tastes?

Bridge That Gap with Starpoi.

If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Starpoi.



Don't Say Brown, Say "Poop".

Think Once, Think Twice, Think Poop.

Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Poop.

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Poop.

Poop Comes to Those Who Wait.

At 29p a Poop, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.



damn my addictive perosonality! cant stop pressing sloganize!
EDITED_BY: starpoi (1116168221)

firebyrdSILVER Member
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom


Posted:
Okay I know this is gross but , it's something that has stuck with me. I used to go out with a guy who was a contractor and worked around alot of labourers etc. anyway I went to the yard one day to pick him up and one of the men called me 'a right spunk bucket'..... so I thought I'd stick it into the slogan thingy and see what came up. I've just stopped laughing and thought I'd share it with you guys..

Chocolate Spunk Bucket Since 1911.

animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
I saw hard nipples and thought of you!!

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Ahahaha
This reminds me of another marvellous website... the Random Goth Lyric Generator:
https://scribble.com/dghq/gothlyric/


A sample:
by Dehydrette Fiend
Banshees engulf embittered effervescence
Terror lies weeping precious tombs
Devils destroy feral psychosis
The stench grovels before mocking impudence
Evil clings to sanguine fangs
Ravens eviscerate labrynthine webs
Jesus cries baleful fangs
You collapse from delicate clutches
My prey quivers lugubrious manacles
Bats implore clandestine psychosis
The moon plucks feral marrow
Bats implore blackened decay
Serpents engulf helpless effervescence
A ravenous She-wolf entangles melancholy minions
Persephone cries celestial manacles
The Muse scoffs at nocturnal decrepitude

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Hahahah
"The future's bright, the future's Sakura moon!"
"Silly rabbit, Sakura moon is for kids"
"Beware of expensive Sakura moon"
"Now with 50% more Sakura moon" ....(well, i would hope so *contemplates half an arm, half a leg half a...*)
"Shake the bottle, wake the Sakura Moon"

Hmmm...

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



AlfredSILVER Member
Altyd Brandend
149 posts
Location: Orange County, California, USA


Posted:
"wear fire"
"the sweet you cant eat without fire"
"Absolut fire"
"i wish they all could be fire girls"

Its fun. And i think ill call someone a "a right spunk bucket" tomorrow.

Spinning makes my world go round


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
The Strange Hat That Refreshes.

Australians Wouldn't Give A Strange Hat For Anything Else.

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Tense, Nervous, Washables?

Don't Forget The Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeans, Mum.

It's Not TV. It's Lickable Wallpaper.

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Lickable Wallpaper from the Oven.

For The Lickable Wallpaper You Don't Yet Know.

Can You Tell Lickable Wallpaper From Butter?

Used Cotton Buds Is Our Middle Name.

Time - The Freshmaker!

Have Time Your Way.

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Time.

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be A Life Overnight.

Hours and hours and hours. wink

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
myco:the other white meat smile

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