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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Hmm, that sounds very Indian... ok:

To my previous bids I add everything that AmaraO, Hamamaelis, ACT and Shocked_Prawn own (and love) biggrin Tell me if I have to get it from you first... wink

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


AnarthaSILVER Member
Member
7 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Hmmm your gunna have a fight to get it off me as its very close to me also your gunna have to come up with a very bloody big offer to even get close to me LOL biggrin For Amara anyhow

#Property of AmaraO#


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
I'm not ready for another early morning decryption... rolleyes is it legal to bid somebodies' own property anyway? not meaning to discredit your bid, Anartha, but to me it looks as if you're holding AmaraO's ring hostage... umm
*dusts off his M.A.G. (Marmite assault gun)*

wink

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
i think it would be illegal, to bid away somthing that is not yours to bid, but woah woah no need ro get violent!

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
No violence involved wink



*soaks Anartha with Marmite head to toe* Told ya...

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


AnarthaSILVER Member
Member
7 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
*breaks out toaster and bread*

#Property of AmaraO#


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Reading your sig I get the plot wink *patronizing voice*

As you yourself are property of AmaraO, everything you (temporarily) own is property of AmaraO... especially if it really IS her property... so kindly hand over her ring and let her proceed with the auction without interference.

tongue

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I want Shocked_Prawn. I will bid the following for she/he/it:-
12 wooden clothes pegs
6 pots of homemade jam
1 rugby shirt(of your choice)
6 elastic bands
1 course in contempary arts at Falmouth College of Arts (hot glass included just for you)
3 nights on a beach, including bonfire and booze
1 suit of original stormtrooper Armour
9 stickers
1 black and white beach ball
3 red glow sticks
15 yellow frisbees
102 water balloons
1 night under the stars
2 train tickets to where ever one feels
1 pin
6 nurofen tablets
2 pink highlighters
the ability to change into the silver surfer on a full moon
1 spare plug socket in my room
1 thesaurus
1 nudey pack of cards
1 friend from denmark to come visit you whenever one feels!!!
1 red bow tie


think that will do? anyone want to beat that offer.

PS shocked prawn. accept the offer for me wink xXx

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
interesting offer, but im still offended by the she/he/it bit spank

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
ok ok. I should of added (delete where appropriate) But you know I am joking. To my list I add:-

1 make-up hug

xXx

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
if you visit over easter your going down muwhaha ubblol devil

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
So.. *cough*

Just to clarify, who's bidding for what? I think I currently have one bid of:
Warmer climate - year round
free access to the thumb tacks
and a skateboard
from Poje,

and a bid of a 3rd share of:
15 sunsets and
15 sunrise
1 full moon
6 shooting stars
1 seat on the back of my Enfield (timeshare)
3 contact balls
1 fireset, containing firecups, fans, sword, poi and staff
1 bellydance costume
1 hammockspace under the Mangotree
1 endlessly patient Tetris-tuition
1 "endless summer" journey...
1 barely used CANON EOS 1 (35mm) and compassion for photographic passion (i.e. patience)
1 pair of scissors and 20m's origami paper...
3 sets of sparkly masks and
3 sets of angel wings
3 sets of woodlegs
1 course in martial arts (choose your own style) each
and everything we own and love..
(out of interest, do we get this before or after the martial arts training, 'cos if it's after you may have some trouble getting it off me..)

So.. how does that work if we are not sold as a set? I mean, is it like on Antique's roadshow and if you get a set they're worth more than the component parts?

I'd just like to make this clear..

Or would anyone else like to join the bidding, and make things even more confusing? umm

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Well, it'd be nice to find out who actually is out for auction... wink

To clarify my bid (each)

15 sunsets and -rises (you can keep and take home after watching)
1 full moon (you can keep as well, we'll make new ones)
6 shooting stars (recyclable)

3 contact balls
1 fireset (as previously described)
1 costume (of your choice, doesn't have to be bellydance)
1 sparkly mask
1 set of Angel wings (flyable)
3 sets of woodlegs (1m, 2m and one set skyhigh)

1 Hammockspace (including Hammock) under the Mangotree (collapsible)

1 endlessly patient Tetris tuition (if requested)

1 "endless summer" journey (you may choose the destination) PLUS
1 journey to the "Valley of Flowers" and "Gangotri" (source of river Ganga) carrying
1 CANON EOS 1 analogue camera and photographic patience
1 pair of scissors and 20m's origami paper

1 passenger seat on my Enfield (timeshare), or your own

3 instant miracles (your choice)

1 set of wisdom stones

footmassages every evening wink

everything you love (don't necessarily need to own it)

1 course in martial and snuggle arts (to get it (off me) wink

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


AnarthaSILVER Member
Member
7 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Ok Fire Tom you caught me out *hands over ring reluctantly* Look after her or else *breaks out vegemite assult uzi*

#Property of AmaraO#


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
*puts on Nutella coated, Vegemite proof vest*

Why are you giving up so easily? AmaraO has not commented the auction since and (IMHO) the smelling sock of someone you like/ love is still worth 100x more than a piece of the golden fleece from someone you don't... shrug Maybe you consider releasing/returning your hostage without being forced to and come forward with a genuine offer/effort... umm tongue I don't necessarily fear competition... can be stimulating sometimes.

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


AmaraOSILVER Member
Member
67 posts
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz., Australia


Posted:
I am awaiting an appropriate offer... *grin*

And considering he does in fact belong to me- he is therefore technically exempt from being able to bid, as everything that is in fact his does in fact belong to me. Hence, he cannot give me my own stuff in order to buy me.

So bid away biggrin

You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
This thread is getting a bit confusing..

Okay, to remove a little of the confusion, I will become to the property of the first person to bid a duck.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Like this one?




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I like it less complicated biggrin



I bid



a duck



for Hamamelis smile
EDITED_BY: FireTom (1203694229)

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


AmaraOSILVER Member
Member
67 posts
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz., Australia


Posted:
Wow..thats one spankin' duck!

Nifty!

You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Yep!

Jolly good.

Okay, you win, though I'm not sure I'm much of a swap for such a smashing duck.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
aww wow hat duck is ace

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
*ponders how little it takes*

Life is sweet bounce2 biggrin

Welcome hug

Please Hazel, you can label your self as "property of" - hence it would be clearly misguiding. I like your style and way of thinking (errm, I mean the part that I have come across of so far)... therefore anything that resembles "proudly owned by" would be much more appropriate smile

I will happily stick to my initial offers - the duck is only regarded to be the cream topping biggrin

However I send you:


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the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


AmaraOSILVER Member
Member
67 posts
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz., Australia


Posted:
Hey Tom...you got any more cool ducks?

And a pair of jailhouse sockpoi?

If you do...I'll happily be 'Proudly Owned By FireTom'

*grin*

You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
hmmm so i have a bid from FireTom and a bid from J.A.C to compare between right?

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Quite right, Robyn smile

AmaraO:


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Non-Https Image Link


You mean like that?

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


AmaraOSILVER Member
Member
67 posts
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz., Australia


Posted:
OOOOHHHHHHHH YYYYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH.

Thats the stuff biggrin

I'm yours. *grin*

You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Ooh, I started a trend. biggrin

Poi, staff and duck exchange.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


AnarthaSILVER Member
Member
7 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
OK i get it im just going to sit in the corner now and sulk with my vegemite toast LOL

#Property of AmaraO#


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
If I'd be forced to sit with a Vegemite toast, I'd be doing the same.... wink




duabduabduabduabduaaaah

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Robyn. Pick me!!! Pick me!!! I will add to my offer:-

a set of House DVDs
A zebra mask
an eyepatch
A bottle of Amaretto
A can of lynx
10x2 orange flavoured Kit-kats
A bridget Jones Diary DVD(without box)
94 drawing pins
orange safety googles
cowboy boots(making them cow girl boots)
1 paint brush

cant resist an offer like that can you wink
xXx

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


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