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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
Nyx,
whatamisayin? whatYOUsed!
hey, what if your buyer wants ta keep ya permanent. . .with a MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE? hah!
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
Fire Mike - If you think flattery will get you places, you were right..........
I am a non-profit organisation and as I see your interest in this house (topic) I will hand proceedings over to you and you alone for nothing.
I do this on sound information that you KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, I will however be retaining the postion of owner and keeping a beady eye on you so behave yourself young man!!!lol
Owner - Kurobei
Auctioneer - Fire Mike
Good luck
[ 01 October 2002, 02:05: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Mike thanks for trying to keep this humours but I think that recent events have just about killed all the fun that could be had with it.
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
me? old man?
i got a job, working for Flynt in da Official Home of Poi Male Auction House.
if i accept this job from you at no initial cost, WHAT'S MY SALARY & COMMISH, Kurobei?
if Flynt buys ya out, or agrees to assume your promising but disarrayed lil org with all its liabilities & mess to clean up, i'll get paid by her if she assigns me to help out here.
all these panties & stomped lipstix all over the place, for starters. . ..
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
No salary, no commission
If you think it's badly managed do want to improve it? Take over and improve it, I have no objections.
If you don't want the job, someone else might and if they don't it'll only be left as it is.
whats up with all the limitations?
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
*quickly runs in and steals Adren@line, Cass, Flynt, Rozi, Flash Fire, and all other gorgeous woman* Now quickly to my harem, I mean bed room. It needs, errr, cleaning, yes cleaning, thats right *quickly makes bed, and spreads out the black satan sheets*
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Sorry you cant exactly run into an airborn plane bud. Nice try though.
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
Besides, you'd be aprehended long before you even got near the building...yes we've been on to you for a while Bram.
Quick, take the mask of and let's see who's really behind all this!!
"It won't come off sir, I think this face is real"
Damn!! Well, we'll be watching you sonny, don't stray too far....................
whats up with all the limitations?
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
fine you can have Flynt and you can borrow my dear Rozi for the nite Ray, but I want her back by midnight. and no staying wif wierdys. As for the rest, they are all mine *evil laugh* *cough**cough**cough**cough* I should quit smoking again
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Umm you missed the point Cass Rozi and Flynt are mine, we are airborne sorry. You are about 17 hours late
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
quote:I thought it was an auction...
Originally posted by adren@line:
well well well
after great consideration and deliberation, ive decided that mikeginny is a sexy, strong, smart, luuuurvley young man to whom i have but one mere question...
is it love?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
It doesn't matter Mike, because i stolen Adren@line
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
385 posts
Location: NorCal
quote:Uh-oh! *looks around frantically, searching for an escape path...hands go to neck in an unconscious effort to loose the invisible collar apparently getting tighter*
hey, what if your buyer wants ta keep ya permanent. . .with a MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE? hah!
"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"
~Charles Baudelaire
385 posts
Location: NorCal
It might be time to make use of Ray's ballistic driving "skill" and make a fast getaway!
"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"
~Charles Baudelaire
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
on the other hand, you being the Night Stalker & all, Nyx, i'm sure most males around here just want you for a gurltoy for half the night & then they're over it.
(oops, what did i say?) i mean to be your lifetime slaves at your slightest whim, whenever you want. (right).
but i'll lick da curves in your ankles & on the sides of your temples, those sweet lil depressions just up in front of your ears, anytime, babe. (* grin *)
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
and meanwhile i will be making use of whipping cream and ice magic
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
385 posts
Location: NorCal
quote:1. when did I become the Night Stalker? That's not my name...Nyx means night but there are deeper meanings than some silly sexual stalker thing.
on the other hand, you being the Night Stalker & all, Nyx, i'm sure most males around here just want you for a gurltoy for half the night & then they're over it.
2. I'm no toy
3. just because i don't believe marriage is for me and i lean toward being polyamorous doesn't mean i don't believe in deep, meaningful, intimate connections with people! I don't choose men who are as superficial and spiritually dead as what you imply! Just no chains please.
4. Lick my curves? Not with that attitude, babe.
"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"
~Charles Baudelaire
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
*sigh*
has it come to this??
Kurobei sweetling honey lucious one. You are the Auctioneer. See that Gavel in yon fist? USE IT BABY! you just make with the banging of said gavel, and say, okies, she goes with him, she's owned by him.... ect ect `
tisnt that hard really
*snugglz*
think i might withdraw from auction, that way i wont have Ray an Kurobei argueing about it anymore.
Kurobei, i have to say tho. Your bid, was probably the NICEST thing, without exception, that anyone has (even jokingly) offered me... Thanks, you really bought a huge smile to my face, and lots of warm fuzzies to my heart xoxoxox
Currently on the right side up of the world.
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
So what does this mean??? I don't get Nyx
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
quote:* runs into the male auction and grabs the bram pic *
Originally posted by Bram:
It doesn't matter Mike, because i stolen Adren@line
ALLRIGHT! Drop the woman or I rip the little red oval off!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
no. it is a fake picture put up by Mike in order to sell more mini brams to make a greater profit. I heard that it is actually a picture of him
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
yeah, right.
Scotts sheep squeals when caged. . .by its own dam & sire!
MikeGinny's a scientist, he'll repeat that hair test we already did in the Auction House labs to prove it's Bram, & confirm it!
[ 02 October 2002, 12:13: Message edited by: FireMike ]
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
239 posts
Location: Laguna Beach, but i live in Denver, Colo, USA
Uuuuuummmmm...
So does this mean that i've sold to the highest, and in my case, only bidder?
We got the MikeZ in the house, woot!Glue the ham, hat baby!
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
urm, if this auction is modelled on the male one, then by all rights, the auctioneer, in this case the lucious (and now mine) Kurobei, is the one who decides who gets who? he can of course consult with the Female who is up for Auction, pertaining to any preferences she may have, according to what bids are placed. Ultimately tho, Kurobei is the one with the Gavel, and its his call.... `
Currently on the right side up of the world.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
quote:I can even clone Bram! Of course, that might violate international copyright laws...
Originally posted by FireMike:
yeah, right.
Scotts sheep squeals when caged. . .by its own dam & sire!
MikeGinny's a scientist, he'll repeat that hair test we already did in the Auction House labs to prove it's Bram, & confirm it!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
plus it would damage the value of his shares....
Currently on the right side up of the world.
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Darn tootin'. As his owner I have to give permission for the taking of any samples, includng any given for the pruposes of cloning. & I am keeping my rare little kilted & whipped cream Bram all to my self.
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
quote:Ok, so make him give me back my Adren@line and I'll destroy the DNA samples I have from him.
Originally posted by Rozi:
Darn tootin'. As his owner I have to give permission for the taking of any samples, includng any given for the pruposes of cloning. & I am keeping my rare little kilted & whipped cream Bram all to my self.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Bram, drop Adren@line!!! I said drop her!!!
You don't want me to put the collar and lead back on again now, do you?
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
I see there are some problems here...
I'm the owner of this 'ere establishment and I have appointed FireMike to rule in my absence (as he seems to be the only one to actually know what he's doing).
He will handle all matters concerning bidding, and/or selling, so if you will all please refer all questions to him we would be most gratefull.
Flynt, can we go now, I'm tired.......
whats up with all the limitations?
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