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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:Nyx,

whatamisayin? whatYOUsed!

hey, what if your buyer wants ta keep ya permanent. . .with a MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE? hah!


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Fire Mike - If you think flattery will get you places, you were right..........

I am a non-profit organisation and as I see your interest in this house (topic) I will hand proceedings over to you and you alone for nothing.

I do this on sound information that you KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, I will however be retaining the postion of owner and keeping a beady eye on you so behave yourself young man!!!lol

Owner - Kurobei
Auctioneer - Fire Mike

Good luck

[ 01 October 2002, 02:05: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:Mike thanks for trying to keep this humours but I think that recent events have just about killed all the fun that could be had with it.

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:me? old man?

i got a job, working for Flynt in da Official Home of Poi Male Auction House.

if i accept this job from you at no initial cost, WHAT'S MY SALARY & COMMISH, Kurobei?

if Flynt buys ya out, or agrees to assume your promising but disarrayed lil org with all its liabilities & mess to clean up, i'll get paid by her if she assigns me to help out here.

all these panties & stomped lipstix all over the place, for starters. . ..


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:No salary, no commission

If you think it's badly managed do want to improve it? Take over and improve it, I have no objections.
If you don't want the job, someone else might and if they don't it'll only be left as it is.


whats up with all the limitations?

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:*quickly runs in and steals Adren@line, Cass, Flynt, Rozi, Flash Fire, and all other gorgeous woman* Now quickly to my harem, I mean bed room. It needs, errr, cleaning, yes cleaning, thats right *quickly makes bed, and spreads out the black satan sheets*

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:Sorry you cant exactly run into an airborn plane bud. Nice try though.


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Besides, you'd be aprehended long before you even got near the building...yes we've been on to you for a while Bram.

Quick, take the mask of and let's see who's really behind all this!!

"It won't come off sir, I think this face is real"

Damn!! Well, we'll be watching you sonny, don't stray too far....................


whats up with all the limitations?

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Bram....


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Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:fine you can have Flynt and you can borrow my dear Rozi for the nite Ray, but I want her back by midnight. and no staying wif wierdys. As for the rest, they are all mine *evil laugh* *cough**cough**cough**cough* I should quit smoking again

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:Umm you missed the point Cass Rozi and Flynt are mine, we are airborne sorry. You are about 17 hours late

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by adren@line:
well well well
after great consideration and deliberation, ive decided that mikeginny is a sexy, strong, smart, luuuurvley young man to whom i have but one mere question...

is it love? I thought it was an auction...


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:It doesn't matter Mike, because i stolen Adren@line

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:quote:hey, what if your buyer wants ta keep ya permanent. . .with a MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE? hah!Uh-oh! *looks around frantically, searching for an escape path...hands go to neck in an unconscious effort to loose the invisible collar apparently getting tighter*

"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:It might be time to make use of Ray's ballistic driving "skill" and make a fast getaway!

"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:on the other hand, you being the Night Stalker & all, Nyx, i'm sure most males around here just want you for a gurltoy for half the night & then they're over it.

(oops, what did i say?) i mean to be your lifetime slaves at your slightest whim, whenever you want. (right).

but i'll lick da curves in your ankles & on the sides of your temples, those sweet lil depressions just up in front of your ears, anytime, babe. (* grin *)


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:and meanwhile i will be making use of whipping cream and ice magic

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:quote:on the other hand, you being the Night Stalker & all, Nyx, i'm sure most males around here just want you for a gurltoy for half the night & then they're over it.1. when did I become the Night Stalker? That's not my name...Nyx means night but there are deeper meanings than some silly sexual stalker thing.

2. I'm no toy

3. just because i don't believe marriage is for me and i lean toward being polyamorous doesn't mean i don't believe in deep, meaningful, intimate connections with people! I don't choose men who are as superficial and spiritually dead as what you imply! Just no chains please.

4. Lick my curves? Not with that attitude, babe.



"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:*sigh*

has it come to this??

Kurobei sweetling honey lucious one. You are the Auctioneer. See that Gavel in yon fist? USE IT BABY! you just make with the banging of said gavel, and say, okies, she goes with him, she's owned by him.... ect ect `

tisnt that hard really


*snugglz*

think i might withdraw from auction, that way i wont have Ray an Kurobei argueing about it anymore.

Kurobei, i have to say tho. Your bid, was probably the NICEST thing, without exception, that anyone has (even jokingly) offered me... Thanks, you really bought a huge smile to my face, and lots of warm fuzzies to my heart xoxoxox


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:So what does this mean??? I don't get Nyx

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Bram:
It doesn't matter Mike, because i stolen Adren@line* runs into the male auction and grabs the bram pic *

ALLRIGHT! Drop the woman or I rip the little red oval off!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:no. it is a fake picture put up by Mike in order to sell more mini brams to make a greater profit. I heard that it is actually a picture of him

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:yeah, right.

Scotts sheep squeals when caged. . .by its own dam & sire!

MikeGinny's a scientist, he'll repeat that hair test we already did in the Auction House labs to prove it's Bram, & confirm it!

[ 02 October 2002, 12:13: Message edited by: FireMike ]


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Jade Lynx


member
Location: Laguna Beach, but i live in De...

Total posts: 239
Posted:Uuuuuummmmm...
So does this mean that i've sold to the highest, and in my case, only bidder?


We got the MikeZ in the house, woot!Glue the ham, hat baby!

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:urm, if this auction is modelled on the male one, then by all rights, the auctioneer, in this case the lucious (and now mine) Kurobei, is the one who decides who gets who? he can of course consult with the Female who is up for Auction, pertaining to any preferences she may have, according to what bids are placed. Ultimately tho, Kurobei is the one with the Gavel, and its his call.... `

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by FireMike:
yeah, right.

Scotts sheep squeals when caged. . .by its own dam & sire!

MikeGinny's a scientist, he'll repeat that hair test we already did in the Auction House labs to prove it's Bram, & confirm it!I can even clone Bram! Of course, that might violate international copyright laws...


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

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Total posts: 5635
Posted:plus it would damage the value of his shares....

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:Darn tootin'. As his owner I have to give permission for the taking of any samples, includng any given for the pruposes of cloning. & I am keeping my rare little kilted & whipped cream Bram all to my self.

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Rozi:
Darn tootin'. As his owner I have to give permission for the taking of any samples, includng any given for the pruposes of cloning. & I am keeping my rare little kilted & whipped cream Bram all to my self.Ok, so make him give me back my Adren@line and I'll destroy the DNA samples I have from him.

<evil grin>


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:Bram, drop Adren@line!!! I said drop her!!!

You don't want me to put the collar and lead back on again now, do you?


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:I see there are some problems here...

I'm the owner of this 'ere establishment and I have appointed FireMike to rule in my absence (as he seems to be the only one to actually know what he's doing).

He will handle all matters concerning bidding, and/or selling, so if you will all please refer all questions to him we would be most gratefull.

Flynt, can we go now, I'm tired.......


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