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[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
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whatamisayin? whatYOUsed!
hey, what if your buyer wants ta keep ya permanent. . .with a MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE? hah!
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
I am a non-profit organisation and as I see your interest in this house (topic) I will hand proceedings over to you and you alone for nothing.
I do this on sound information that you KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, I will however be retaining the postion of owner and keeping a beady eye on you so behave yourself young man!!!lol
Owner - Kurobei
Auctioneer - Fire Mike
Good luck
[ 01 October 2002, 02:05: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
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Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
Deletei got a job, working for Flynt in da Official Home of Poi Male Auction House.
if i accept this job from you at no initial cost, WHAT'S MY SALARY & COMMISH, Kurobei?
if Flynt buys ya out, or agrees to assume your promising but disarrayed lil org with all its liabilities & mess to clean up, i'll get paid by her if she assigns me to help out here.
all these panties & stomped lipstix all over the place, for starters. . ..
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
If you think it's badly managed do want to improve it? Take over and improve it, I have no objections.
If you don't want the job, someone else might and if they don't it'll only be left as it is.
whats up with all the limitations?
DeleteYou. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
DeleteQuick, take the mask of and let's see who's really behind all this!!
"It won't come off sir, I think this face is real"
Damn!! Well, we'll be watching you sonny, don't stray too far....................
whats up with all the limitations?
DeleteYou. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
DeleteGOLD Member since May 2001
HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Total posts: 13920
well well well
after great consideration and deliberation, ive decided that mikeginny is a sexy, strong, smart, luuuurvley young man to whom i have but one mere question...
is it love? I thought it was an auction...
-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"
~Charles Baudelaire
"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"
~Charles Baudelaire
(oops, what did i say?) i mean to be your lifetime slaves at your slightest whim, whenever you want. (right).
but i'll lick da curves in your ankles & on the sides of your temples, those sweet lil depressions just up in front of your ears, anytime, babe. (* grin *)
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
2. I'm no toy
3. just because i don't believe marriage is for me and i lean toward being polyamorous doesn't mean i don't believe in deep, meaningful, intimate connections with people! I don't choose men who are as superficial and spiritually dead as what you imply! Just no chains please.
4. Lick my curves? Not with that attitude, babe.
"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"
~Charles Baudelaire
has it come to this??
Kurobei sweetling honey lucious one. You are the Auctioneer. See that Gavel in yon fist? USE IT BABY! you just make with the banging of said gavel, and say, okies, she goes with him, she's owned by him.... ect ect `
tisnt that hard really
*snugglz*
think i might withdraw from auction, that way i wont have Ray an Kurobei argueing about it anymore.
Kurobei, i have to say tho. Your bid, was probably the NICEST thing, without exception, that anyone has (even jokingly) offered me... Thanks, you really bought a huge smile to my face, and lots of warm fuzzies to my heart xoxoxox
Currently on the right side up of the world.
DeleteYou. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
GOLD Member since May 2001
HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Total posts: 13920
It doesn't matter Mike, because i stolen Adren@line* runs into the male auction and grabs the bram pic *
ALLRIGHT! Drop the woman or I rip the little red oval off!
-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
Scotts sheep squeals when caged. . .by its own dam & sire!
MikeGinny's a scientist, he'll repeat that hair test we already did in the Auction House labs to prove it's Bram, & confirm it!
[ 02 October 2002, 12:13: Message edited by: FireMike ]
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
So does this mean that i've sold to the highest, and in my case, only bidder?
We got the MikeZ in the house, woot!Glue the ham, hat baby!
DeleteCurrently on the right side up of the world.
DeleteGOLD Member since May 2001
HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Total posts: 13920
yeah, right.
Scotts sheep squeals when caged. . .by its own dam & sire!
MikeGinny's a scientist, he'll repeat that hair test we already did in the Auction House labs to prove it's Bram, & confirm it!I can even clone Bram! Of course, that might violate international copyright laws...
-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
Currently on the right side up of the world.
DeleteSILVER Member since Jan 2002
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Total posts: 2996
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
GOLD Member since May 2001
HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Total posts: 13920
Darn tootin'. As his owner I have to give permission for the taking of any samples, includng any given for the pruposes of cloning. & I am keeping my rare little kilted & whipped cream Bram all to my self.Ok, so make him give me back my Adren@line and I'll destroy the DNA samples I have from him.
<evil grin>
-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
SILVER Member since Jan 2002
100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Total posts: 2996
You don't want me to put the collar and lead back on again now, do you?
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
I'm the owner of this 'ere establishment and I have appointed FireMike to rule in my absence (as he seems to be the only one to actually know what he's doing).
He will handle all matters concerning bidding, and/or selling, so if you will all please refer all questions to him we would be most gratefull.
Flynt, can we go now, I'm tired.......
whats up with all the limitations?
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