Forums > Social Chat > The Official Female HoP Auction!
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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
I do believe Drome and Pele have already been taken and BamBam wont be on until she's returned from her sojourn in Thailand.
z 2 all!!!!
whats up with all the limitations?
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Ha ha ha im pulling up this old thread ( i know that pounce will have a blast over this one ) . So okay guy's what's the bid for this jelly westling and sometime's naughty American
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I bid a gourmet, home-cooked meal (with poirs Hèlene for dessert
), a massage with lavendar-scented oil and incense, and a beautifully carved mahogany paddle with inlaid mother-of-pearl ornamentation.Hah. Beat THAT...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
But there's sooo many newbie's that wil love this one . (confuzzeled thinking who to bid for ?)
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Well Lightning, as it's for pounce I'll take your bid of a gourmet, home-cooked meal (with poirs Hèlene for dessert
), a massage with lavendar-scented oil and incense, and a beautifully carved mahogany paddle with inlaid mother-of-pearl ornamentation. And I'll add some tastefully decorated whips and chains and leg cuffs to go with the paddle, a bath full of Jelly (flavour yet to be finalised) and an Advanced Guide to Rude Discussion Techniques (experienced masters edition 2.0)
Let's relight this forum 
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
!sits back and watches in enjoyment
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Where's the male auction? I think i ended up owning UCOF and Havoc
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oh ya. i'd definately have a few people i want to bid on
wait, can i bid in the female auction too? (not on myself of course)
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Quote:
Well Lightning, as it's for pounce I'll take your bid of a gourmet, home-cooked meal (with poirs Hèlene for dessert
And I'll add some tastefully decorated whips and chains and leg cuffs to go with the paddle, a bath full of Jelly (flavour yet to be finalised) and an Advanced Guide to Rude Discussion Techniques (experienced masters edition 2.0)
I'll see your whips, chains, and leg cuffs, Jelly bath, and textbook and raise you three bottles of fine wine, a wood frame for use with said chains and restraints, a sling, and 30 Nutella crepes.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
sits excitedly waiting to see who will win
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
oh dear god its back.....
*HIDE*
*realises she's no longer 'owned' and puts self back on market*
*STRUT*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oooh oooh!
i wanna bid on flynt!!!! an entire evening of poetry reading, snuggles, some ear nibbling, a bite on the wrist, and some other naughty stuff i won't mention.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
PAH!!!
i bid an entire evening of poetry reading (my own stuff), snuggles AND cuddles, some ear nibbling n licking, a playful bite on
beat that!!!
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i'll see your bid (and yes it's my own poetry too!
) and i'll raise you a bath (complete with washing her hair and massaging her scalp), a relaxing massage followed by alight back scratching, and a nibble on her bottom lip.
beat that
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
940 posts
I match the bid on pounce, but raise it with a handmade flogger and a bag full of multicolored glitter!
E pluribus unum, baby.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
*blink*
*suddenly unsure about having put self back on market....*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Quote:
I'll see your whips, chains, and leg cuffs, Jelly bath, and textbook and raise you three bottles of fine wine, a wood frame for use with said chains and restraints, a sling, and 30 Nutella crepes.
ooooh the heat is on cuz there's a handmade flogger and a bag full of multicolored glitter in the pot now from Regyt
So I match all that, plus a free piercing next time she's in the UK anywhere she likes on her body....and....
*reaches in pocket and pulls out secret bidding weapon*
Some Lint!! Inside an envelope, with a note that says 'Lint' on it and I'll even post it to pounce's house, by UPS on super duper special Diplomat service!!
HA!!
Let's relight this forum
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Quote:Quote:
I'll see your whips, chains, and leg cuffs, Jelly bath, and textbook and raise you three bottles of fine wine, a wood frame for use with said chains and restraints, a sling, and 30 Nutella crepes.
ooooh the heat is on cuz there's a handmade flogger and a bag full of multicolored glitter in the pot now from Regyt
So I match all that, plus a free piercing next time she's in the UK anywhere she likes on her body....and....
*reaches in pocket and pulls out secret bidding weapon*
Some Lint!! Inside an envelope, with a note that says 'Lint' on it and I'll even post it to pounce's house, by UPS on super duper special Diplomat service!!
HA!!
ok ill see yours and lightnings bids for punce, and ill raise you
two lego figures, a dam fine whipping, narr (sorry babes(and as soph wont be anyones leses, you will have to counter narr with something equally good, and that aint going to happen
)) and a set of high class cuddles!i will also add in a new computer, a hous ein vegas, for her and vagasgodess, and some hand made toys!
Step (el-nombrie)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
yeah so
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
[quote
*reaches in pocket and pulls out secret bidding weapon*
Some Lint!! Inside an envelope, with a note that says 'Lint' on it and I'll even post it to pounce's house, by UPS on super duper special Diplomat service!!
HA!!
Gentlemen. I'd just like to inform you that Lint is only valid as currency when spelt with a y, ie: Lynt.
That is all, Thankyou.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
OK Mech....yours, lighntings, Regyts and any other bids plus I'll go to America, kidnap Vegassexgoddess and bid with her too!! mwar har har
Let's relight this forum
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
oh and I've just found some extra special blue lint in my belly button!!
Let's relight this forum
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
AND
in the bidding for Flynt I'll meet everyones bid PLUS and pair a new, stripy, multi-coloured leg warmers!!
*Bug tries to secure new Harem of HOP ladies + Lighning*
Let's relight this forum
940 posts
Oh, bidding with people for people is a bit too high for me...
For Flynt, I bid all that's been said plus a fish on a string and three new words, created just for her.
E pluribus unum, baby.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Then I'm out cuz I don't have newly invented words
Let's relight this forum
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
ooh ooh ooh....I've just invented TWO new words, it may not be enough but they're both very long so may be more letters!
Let's relight this forum
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
So I bid my loyalty and friendship, a shoulder you can cry on, an honest answer to questions such as "does this make my butt look big?" and endless hours of interesting conversation with no pressure for sex.
Ok, straight boys, beat THAT...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
NO FAIR!! I can only do that half as well!
Let's relight this forum
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
ok here goes, i match all previous bid,
plus i will protect pounce and vagasgodess from bug when he comes to get them, i will hand over four new words inc thwap, and all teh owenership rights to it,
i will alsom and to esp up bid lightning, i will offer a houlder, a set of my higest class cuddles (pounce knows these are good) the massage, a warm fluffy bed!
open care, and hope, and freedom
plus i also offer the no chasing of sex, as it aint inportant to me over teh happyness of a lady!
i also add in my soph, and my website!
Step (el-nombrie)
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Dammit!! Why aren't I a techy geek with a website?!?!
Dammit!!
But what does....
Quote:
i will alsom and to esp up bid lightning,
....mean?
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