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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
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Classic 90's Fire Dancer... Poi, Staff, Doubles, and Breathing
743 posts
Location: South Lake Tahoe, USA
I Love Cookies!!
Me like camels but not goats.
FIRE IS ALIVE!
IT LIVES AND BREATHS!
IT CONSUMES, AND DISTROYS!
BUT WE CONTROL IT,
AND DANCE WITH FIRE!!
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ok i match your bid narr (minus the goats) and i'll add in a snowboarding lesson (by firespirit for me....in other words, a chance to laugh at me and then putting your hands all over me under the guise of "teaching"
)oh and some whipped cream......for the chips ahoy
(what? they're really good with whipped cream. i swear!) I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Classic 90's Fire Dancer... Poi, Staff, Doubles, and Breathing
743 posts
Location: South Lake Tahoe, USA
I think Im SOLD!
FIRE IS ALIVE!
IT LIVES AND BREATHS!
IT CONSUMES, AND DISTROYS!
BUT WE CONTROL IT,
AND DANCE WITH FIRE!!
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
rudeness wins out again...i ask you what is this world coming tooo?!?!?!?!?
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
claims her "prize" and wanders off with firespirit
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
im more than a home cooked meal! i swear!!!
2!!!!!!! and then choclate and a movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Nobody out bid pounce for me and now she's walked off with a fire spirit instead of a bug
and double So I'm gonna cheer myself up by trying to win a lightning (if he's up for it..lightning??) He's quite lush really so I bid.....
An Idiots Guide to Working with ADHD kids, a big bucket of kerosene, A little plate of Sushi and some already lit Nag Champa :-)
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
I bid fourteen hugz, five jelly bean sandwhiches, twenty three butterfly kisses and a four gallon tub of choc fudge icecream for CustomBug....
I hear he's worth it....
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addict
469 posts
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...
surely thats too much ice cream??
my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
How did you know I love butterfly kisses?!?!
*flattered and wanting to cash in kisses right now*
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
ummmmm smit, who said i was going to EAT it???
*blink*
CustomBug.... ahhh, but you see, it's best to do the proper research when placing a bid on an eligible male!!
and besides.
I used to run this auction house y'know
I have insider information...*offers one butterfly kiss now as a show of good faith*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
*Bug now has funny tingle on his nose and big smile on his gob from Butterfly Kiss advance payment*
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addict
469 posts
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...
jesus what are you gonna do with 4 gallons of ice cream??
bathe in it??
wash your clothes in it?. make an interesting ice cream sculpture?
my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
mmmmmm.....bathing in ice cream......mmmmmmm.......eating ice cream sculptures.....mmmmmm......
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Can I put myself back up for auction?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
I think that should be ok....Flynt??
Anyway I've already put a bid in for you lightning (see previous page) so I get first dibbs!
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
hey i can still bid! there's plenty of pounce loving to go around
i'll match your bid flynt, and raise ya a paid trip to the piercing shop, breakfast in bed, and a go in the jacuzzi
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
"a go in the jacuzzi"???
:P
interesting.
Right, I'll see your bid, and I'll also add one, one afternoon of extreme go-karting, two handmade tshirts, an ear nibbling, twelve breakfasts in bed (with or without the bed), and a large pizza with the lot (cept no pineapple).
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Wait a sec...who are we bidding on here? DB or me?
Because I'm going to start bidding on DB as soon as I can sell some stock to raise the funds.
But I'll start the bidding with a nice pair of brand new fire poi, perfectly weighted.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
And for Lightning I bid:
2 cute male university students (whatever subject he desires)
A week in the Australian outback (minus the creepie crawlies)
Uber amounts of hugz and laughter
1 punnet of raspberries
1 bottle of cream.
Cos, although I realise I'm not his type (:P), he'd sure be fun to hang out with!!! xoxo
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Flynt, I think at this point, it's equal-opportunity bidding. I bid on both Pounce and DB...
Go figure.
But to win me, the deal had better damned well include CHOCOLATE.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Lightning does medicine, right?
I'll bid a year's supply (based on appetite, of course!) of finest Lindt swiss chocolate for Lightning to do my forensic toxicology and clinical immunology exams for me.
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
ooops
ok, so in addition to my prevoius bid, I'd like to add:
1kg of Gajiadian Belgium Chocolate
2 boxes of Lindt Assorted Chocolates
4 x 1kg Cadbury Dairy Milk Blocks.
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Ok, Flynt is WAAAY in the lead because her bids don't involve taking any exams.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Damn!
Ah well, worth a try.
Back to the books! The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
hmmmm, me think's NYC isn't doing his job properly, i don't seem to have been listed yet, so i'll do it myself. My description can be found here:
[Old link]
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ok flynt, i think you got me on Custom Bug
but for lightning, i will see your bid, and raise you 2 boxes of Ethel M's chocolates, a ticket to Burning Flipside, 2 new assorted cookbooks, and a new set of poi
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Quote:
ok flynt, i think you got me on Custom Bug
Yey I've been won!! I've got a new piercing and a lot of breakfast in bed and a go in a jacuzzi and an afternoon of extreme go karting and two hand made t-shirts and ear nibbles and and pizza with the lot (cept pineapple which is great cuz I hate pineapple on pizza!) and butterfly kisses and fourteen hugs and five jelly bean sandwiches and a four gallon tub of fudge ice cream (mmmmmmmmm) and two tattoo pics and 1 piercing and 5 butt wiggles!!
I hope you can afford to pay up Flynt!!
*Jumps in Flynts lap and settles down in new home in Melburp in the sun shine*
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
k i'm bidding on NYC
i bid 4 extra pillows, taking over on organizing an event, a custom written poem, grading all his finals, and an endless supply of snuggles whenever he wants them
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Finally puts himself into the Ring Anybodie value me
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
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