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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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FireSpirit
SILVER Member since Mar 2001

FireSpirit

Classic 90's Fire Dancer... Poi, Staff, Doubles, and Breathing
Location: South Lake Tahoe, USA

Total posts: 743
Posted:I Love Cookies!!
Me like camels but not goats. ubblol


FIRE IS ALIVE!
IT LIVES AND BREATHS!
IT CONSUMES, AND DISTROYS!
BUT WE CONTROL IT,
AND DANCE WITH FIRE!!

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:ok i match your bid narr (minus the goats) and i'll add in a snowboarding lesson (by firespirit for me....in other words, a chance to laugh at me and then putting your hands all over me under the guise of "teaching" ubblol )

oh and some whipped cream......for the chips ahoy ubbangel (what? they're really good with whipped cream. i swear!)


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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FireSpirit
SILVER Member since Mar 2001

FireSpirit

Classic 90's Fire Dancer... Poi, Staff, Doubles, and Breathing
Location: South Lake Tahoe, USA

Total posts: 743
Posted:I think Im SOLD! ubblol

ubblove


FIRE IS ALIVE!
IT LIVES AND BREATHS!
IT CONSUMES, AND DISTROYS!
BUT WE CONTROL IT,
AND DANCE WITH FIRE!!

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Narr


Narr

(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
Location: sitting on the step

Total posts: 2568
Posted:rudeness wins out again...i ask you what is this world coming tooo?!?!?!?!? rolleyes

tongue


she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:ubblol

claims her "prize" and wanders off with firespirit

biggrin


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy


The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK

Total posts: 1079
Posted:im more than a home cooked meal! i swear!!!
2!!!!!!! and then choclate and a movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:Nobody out bid pounce for me and now she's walked off with a fire spirit instead of a bug ubbcrying and double ubbcrying ubbcrying

So I'm gonna cheer myself up by trying to win a lightning (if he's up for it..lightning??) He's quite lush really so I bid.....
An Idiots Guide to Working with ADHD kids, a big bucket of kerosene, A little plate of Sushi and some already lit Nag Champa :-)





Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:I bid fourteen hugz, five jelly bean sandwhiches, twenty three butterfly kisses and a four gallon tub of choc fudge icecream for CustomBug.... wink

I hear he's worth it....

biggrin


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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originalsmit
SILVER Member since Aug 2003

originalsmit

addict
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall ...

Total posts: 469
Posted:surely thats too much ice cream??

my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:How did you know I love butterfly kisses?!?!

*flattered and wanting to cash in kisses right now*


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:ummmmm smit, who said i was going to EAT it???

*blink*

CustomBug.... ahhh, but you see, it's best to do the proper research when placing a bid on an eligible male!!

and besides.
I used to run this auction house y'know wink I have insider information...

*offers one butterfly kiss now as a show of good faith*


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:*Bug now has funny tingle on his nose and big smile on his gob from Butterfly Kiss advance payment*

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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originalsmit
SILVER Member since Aug 2003

originalsmit

addict
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall ...

Total posts: 469
Posted:jesus what are you gonna do with 4 gallons of ice cream??
bathe in it??
wash your clothes in it?. make an interesting ice cream sculpture?


my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:mmmmmm.....bathing in ice cream......mmmmmmm.......eating ice cream sculptures.....mmmmmm......

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Can I put myself back up for auction?

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:I think that should be ok....Flynt??

Anyway I've already put a bid in for you lightning (see previous page) so I get first dibbs! ubblol


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:hey i can still bid! there's plenty of pounce loving to go around wink

i'll match your bid flynt, and raise ya a paid trip to the piercing shop, breakfast in bed, and a go in the jacuzzi smile


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:"a go in the jacuzzi"???


:P

interesting.

Right, I'll see your bid, and I'll also add one, one afternoon of extreme go-karting, two handmade tshirts, an ear nibbling, twelve breakfasts in bed (with or without the bed), and a large pizza with the lot (cept no pineapple).

biggrin


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Wait a sec...who are we bidding on here? DB or me?

Because I'm going to start bidding on DB as soon as I can sell some stock to raise the funds.

But I'll start the bidding with a nice pair of brand new fire poi, perfectly weighted.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:And for Lightning I bid:

2 cute male university students (whatever subject he desires)
A week in the Australian outback (minus the creepie crawlies)
Uber amounts of hugz and laughter
1 punnet of raspberries
1 bottle of cream.

Cos, although I realise I'm not his type (:P), he'd sure be fun to hang out with!!! xoxo


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Flynt, I think at this point, it's equal-opportunity bidding. I bid on both Pounce and DB...

Go figure.

But to win me, the deal had better damned well include CHOCOLATE.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:Lightning does medicine, right?

I'll bid a year's supply (based on appetite, of course!) of finest Lindt swiss chocolate for Lightning to do my forensic toxicology and clinical immunology exams for me. biggrin


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:ooops
biggrin

ok, so in addition to my prevoius bid, I'd like to add:

1kg of Gajiadian Belgium Chocolate
2 boxes of Lindt Assorted Chocolates
4 x 1kg Cadbury Dairy Milk Blocks.

wink


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Ok, Flynt is WAAAY in the lead because her bids don't involve taking any exams. ubblol

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:Damn!

Ah well, worth a try. ubbangel Back to the books!


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3136
Posted:hmmmm, me think's NYC isn't doing his job properly, i don't seem to have been listed yet, so i'll do it myself. My description can be found here:



http://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbthreads/show...=UBB1#Post94614
br>


rolleyes tongue


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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:ok flynt, i think you got me on Custom Bug

but for lightning, i will see your bid, and raise you 2 boxes of Ethel M's chocolates, a ticket to Burning Flipside, 2 new assorted cookbooks, and a new set of poi


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:Quote:
ok flynt, i think you got me on Custom Bug



Yey I've been won!! I've got a new piercing and a lot of breakfast in bed and a go in a jacuzzi and an afternoon of extreme go karting and two hand made t-shirts and ear nibbles and and pizza with the lot (cept pineapple which is great cuz I hate pineapple on pizza!) and butterfly kisses and fourteen hugs and five jelly bean sandwiches and a four gallon tub of fudge ice cream (mmmmmmmmm) and two tattoo pics and 1 piercing and 5 butt wiggles!!

I hope you can afford to pay up Flynt!! wink

*Jumps in Flynts lap and settles down in new home in Melburp in the sun shine* hug


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:k i'm bidding on NYC biggrin



i bid 4 extra pillows, taking over on organizing an event, a custom written poem, grading all his finals, and an endless supply of snuggles whenever he wants them smile


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Puk
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia

Total posts: 2615
Posted:Finally puts himself into the Ring Anybodie value me

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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