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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Argh - I think we need some sort of adjudication!
But raise you the piesta resistance (spelling I know I know)
Pink high lighter and a pouch of rolli baccy (Drum light to be prescise - oh and I got some black cherry flavoured stuff too..)
Thats it I'm out of stuff.... C@NTUS!!!! We need you... oops one more a Guarana Boost - I can't eat it - far too sweet..
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
My beautiful fraggle will not be online til after 6 this evening.......which leaves you two girlies lots of time to fight it out over one Delectable Durbe
*pull her hair.....go on!* hee hee hee
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Now now..........you just look silly
Geologists do it in the dirt................
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
Come on girls "who can resist" if I wasnt owned and owning I would bid more for durbs because its true with a face like that who could resist... oh and that hand gesture as if saying ladies I am a star! Hes got a point! but I am quite pleased with this sale so I wont and stay here waiting for me slave to get to work...
My back aches... First duty, good long massage!
HA I like having my own certified auction Spiral with slave certificate et all...
Flynt you are brillint!
DFQ is coming online today!!!!! At me place on me computer... Mind you watch out I think the spanking is set up...
We shall see in due time!
Much love, Drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
*adopts a Fighting stance at Stix...*
Wait... why dont we just share him?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Oy oy - I like the way this is going - 2 female owners (well, 3 if you count the Mrs but she's off at Uni )
So err, what could us Three do together? Hmmm, two girls and a guy, now there's a word for that, Threesome is it? Yes, that sounds about right.
Well - If push comes to shove I'll be up for a 3-some...
But you have to ask nicely.
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
I thought this was an auction house not a brothel!
Geologists do it in the dirt................
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Or you could just cut him in half, or split him weekdays
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Ok.. how does Monday, Wednesday, Friday
I'll take Tuesday, Thursday (coz I see him anyway) and Saturday..
Durbs - I think we'll allow you sunday off to see your Mrs - How does that sound??
Pink poi - happy with that or do ya wanna take this outside??
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Sounds good to me!
OK. It's a deal! That's if no one else wants to bid for him, then we shall pull our resources together..but we shall beat them anyway!
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Deal..
I don't know why I was asking if it was ok with Durbs - if we own him - we tell him where he should be right??
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Yup.. i want a chocolate cake..for me and Stix
And um...I'll think of more things later. Better not say too much incase my boyfriend is reading this!
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
quote:That did the job! Thank you Now if you can pass me the oil, it's only fair I repay the favour. Where would you like me to start?
Originally posted by MikeGinny:
Yes, Mistress.
* grabbing massage oil *
eeer how long do I own you for? Not sure what the terms and conditions of our contract are...
am hoping I own him for a LONG time
he he he
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
I shamefuly admit i don't have time to read... i shouldn't even be posting, i should be editing my really evil paper. but i got a pm stating my bid had been gavelled and so i hope if i post someone will fill me in either here or by pm.....gracias all, miss ya, will try to be back soon.
peace & love, kyri
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
107 posts
Location: Michigan, USA
I would bid too, but needless to say my wee wittle brain got confuzzed awhile ago...Durbs, Raymond and who else is being pimped out..oh..err..umm..auctioned off to a good home.
And all my days are trances And all my nightly dreamsAre where thy gray eye glances And where thy footstep gleams-In what ethereal dances By what eternal streams. Edgar Allan PoeThe prophet is a fool and the religious man is fucking mad, and for the multitude of your sense and your inequity, and the great hatred......NANCY BOY
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
why thankee Drome honey, *curtsey*
allways love to see a happy customer! `
Stix, Pink Poi, im afraid there will be no fighting in the Auction House please....
And Durbs. Its really up the them what they do to you... feel free to make suggestions, but dont look too surprised, when they get you to put on an apron and make them endless cups of tea and do the ironing.... ok? xoxoxox
Currently on the right side up of the world.
68 posts
Location: UK Lincolnshire
I missed the start of this but i'll put myself up for grabs.
Krysztof.
19
mousey brown hair, electric blue eyes
Likes: firestaff, poi(who doesn't?) art, all genres of music from classical to gabber, the colour green, yogurt, HoP, bottled water, etc.
Dislikes: gothmetal.. infact goth culture in general, sprouts, thats about it actually.
I'm working as a barman for now but plan to be a party organiser in the future, or own my own bar/club.
I am only nineteen and dont have any kind of porcshe or anything but i can make someone feel good, and i think that's what's important.
Please, if anyone wants to bid for me, no nutella because i hate the stuff. Bribes will be accepted but only in the form of pre-melted marshmallows.
yours, (for a price)
Deep.
61 posts
Location: abbotsford , bc canada
just got back from the docs office had a bionic toung implant installed
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it even has the ability to read your mind so it does the job just the way you want it to . and incase you forgot i cook clean and swifer and my massage table and sensual oils for those full body massages after hard day of telling me your every desire. gotta run polar bears comming must reinforce igloo
dont ever ask me whta time it is ?where are we? or are we there yet? because the time is now!we here !and we wil never be there !
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Hey look, a caribou.
Meh
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england
ill bid for the lovely and rather yummy sounding deep:
*his body weight in pre-melted marshmallows (any colour you want)
*6 tonnes of special christmas flavour white hot chololate (yummy yummy yummy )
*a very fluffy white kitten
*all my love
*my whole cd collection (about 200 including no goth music wot so ever!)
luv 'n' hugz
kitty
i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
it's not a true collection wif out the goth muzik, maybe some Cradle of Filth
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england
noooooooooo i have an unexplainable fear of CoF nearest ive got to goth is nine inch nials which is way more industrial) my rule is the if its got lyrics i gotta be able to hear what their saying!! *cough* slipknot *cough* hmmm maybe sayin i dont like goth is a bit to general, ill rephrase,im open to suggestions, i dont like any goth ive heard so far.....
i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
quote:Well, you own me, so you don't need to repay me (as long as you pay the price you agreed to pay).
Originally posted by Hels Bells:
That did the job! Thank you Now if you can pass me the oil, it's only fair I repay the favour. Where would you like me to start?
eeer how long do I own you for? Not sure what the terms and conditions of our contract are...
am hoping I own him for a LONG time
he he he
Now, if you WANT to repay me...I'm all yours.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
Kyrian, maybe our House's Senior Director of Bids can fill you in on your status as a bidder & what you bid for. does he have your current e-mail, which is no longer the spiffylitlechair (more or less) but sbischof@cats.ucsc.edu at University of California at Santa Cruz?
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
68 posts
Location: UK Lincolnshire
Hey Kitty!
throw in a stir-fry as well and i'm as good as yours!
i'm such a sucker for chinese food!
deep.
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england
a stir fry it is then (im a part time chef by the way ) wot kind of stirfry dya want?
love kitty
i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
if i knew who he was i could tell you
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
416 posts
Location: Hartford, CT USA
Hehe, i was almost bid on...
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
Kyrian,
C@ntus, Senior Director of Bids
The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
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