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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Nyx:
ZZZZZAAAP!
*Nyx casually pockets her laser stun blaster and drags Mike Ginny by the hair to her infamous closet ... *

Mwahahahahahaah!Oooh! I've been stolen! I feel so special!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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FireMikeZ
FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US
Member Since: 24th Jul 2002
Total posts: 1438
Posted:AUCTIONHOUSE MERCHANDISE LOG NOTES

ITEM #1069 Maximus

photo of this item entered in Catalog. will be distributed to all browsing potential buyers. excellent! Scottish tendency to undress & display bare even in cold weather will be noted as distinctive attributes. will ask photo lab if resolution of principal Catalog photo is high enough to permit sidebar with closeup of tits, especially if they turn out, on enlarged examination to be stiff & perky.

[ 26 September 2002, 08:16: Message edited by: FireMike ]


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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NYC
NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Member Since: 26th Aug 2001
Total posts: 9232
Posted:Bidding on NYC? If you have to ask, you can't afford me.

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[And I never in a million years would have thunk that Cass's G spot would have made a HoP thread. And yes, it's "G"... Named after Dr. Ernst Grafenberg of course.]


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by NYC:

[And I never in a million years would have thunk that Cass's G spot would have made a HoP thread. And yes, it's "G"... Named after Dr. Ernst Grafenberg of course.]I don't know what his specialty was, but if it's your job to get things like THAT named after you (how did he conduct the study, I wonder? Actually, how did he get funding for it??? ), then I WANT HIS JOB!!!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:oh dear me, i think i may have to place a bid on Maximus.... verrrrrry nice *purr*

OK! Its nine am Melburp time, and time to round up last nights bidding! Firstly i have to say, Nyx darling, please return Mike Ginny, im afraid stealing the men is NOT allowed. Thankyou...

Todays Men:

Mike Ginny, goes to Hels Bels on the provision that she also supplies 400 Foot Massages..... Well done Hels! im sure Mike will be showing you his "examination prowess" in no time at all.... remember, hospital gowns are kinky!

Bram: Still waiting for bids on this young stud, Now ladies dont be shy.... im told blue is a very flattering colour on this lovely one!

Bids to be taken soon for NYC and SmallBoy, so get your bidding paddles ready!

ok, i think thats everyone?

casually tucks Maximus under her arm and wanders off.....


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Flynt
Flynt

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Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Alroighty!

Ladies ladies, come one come all, gather round and see what find specimins we have for you to bid on today!

First up:

The ever popular SmallBoy! Rumour has it that this lad is "not so small" and at the ideal age of 22, this poi and staff spinning loverly loves giving Hugz, green things, and fluffy stuff! Sure to be a hot item at Auction today, get your bids in quickly ladies!

NYC! HoP's official Man of Mystery... Try as i might, i couldnt find the intro thread for this Yummy Gentleman, but he is definately in demand! So! im putting the call out here, Ladies, place your bids, and lets have a little background info on the sexy smouldering NYC!


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Bendy
member
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Member Since: 29th Aug 2001
Total posts: 750
Posted:*Still waiting for his understandably high reserve price to be reached...*

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:oops i knew i forgot someone....

Page three ladies, we have a page three boy with us today, The scrumptious hammock swinging Bendy.... Dont forget to place your bids soon!


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NYC
NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Member Since: 26th Aug 2001
Total posts: 9232
Posted:Oh no thanks Flynt, I'm not up for auction at this time. My heavy heart needs to beat on it's own for a while, thanks!

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:NYC honey, its not your heart they are after

However, i will remove you from the Auction Block, much to the dissapointment of all female HoPpers im sure... xoxoxox hope that heart of yours doesnt stay heavy for long `


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Flynt:
Firstly i have to say, Nyx darling, please return Mike Ginny, im afraid stealing the men is NOT allowed. Thankyou...
But I was having fun! Besides, I haven't had this good a workout in ages...


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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FireMikeZ
FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US
Member Since: 24th Jul 2002
Total posts: 1438
Posted:AUCTIONHOUSE MERCHANDISE LOG NOTES

ITEM # 2132 Bram

rumor to confirm:

when Bram is NAKED, PAINTED, BLUE & VIRILE, he can simultaneously spin 2 fireswords AND a mini-staff. how does he do it?

and will the stiff lil tits add some trace flames for a quintuple play??


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:Would it be greedy for me to bid for Bram too? I luuuuurve men with dark hair & blue eyes, sooooo sexy...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Flynt
Flynt

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Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:nah go for it, he's a spunk, ive seen pictures...

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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:Alrighty...

*ponders tactics*

I bid:
2 seats in bob the phoenixes' private box at the soccerOne of the only remaining "angelfire" email accounts (accounts with these suffixes are no longer being issued)A picture of the end of the universe...
Beat that grrls!!!


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)
Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California
Member Since: 31st Dec 2001
Total posts: 2905
Posted:Well so much for having Rozi all to myself

Any new bidders for me?

Damn I need to get a pic of me on here in my Dress Blues!!


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:Too late matey. I am your owner... If you wish to seek a new owner, I will have to set a price for you & the new buyer will have to meet it (or does this just sound waaaay too oppressive of the male sex?)

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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SmallBoy - x
SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:OK OK OK...before the mad panic fails to erupt over me

This sadly is me

I am Small fluffy & bouncy, I like to give massages, spend ridiculous amounts of time and money on anyone with a cute smile (Insert the term mug here - lol) and have an ice-cream fetish.
I come with my own fire poi and a bag of weed that I need an army issue rucksack for.

I have my own reserve price of 100 hugz & an ice-creaming, although preference will be given to anyone Raspberry & Vanilla Flavoured


Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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Flynt
Flynt

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Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:hmmm obviously my opening introduction for SmallBoy wasnt good enough.
either that or he couldnt be bothered to read back far enough `...... `


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SmallBoy - x
SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:Just adding to it honey - Have no faith that anyone would actually bid.

Sorry - x


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Jez
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Location: UK, London
Member Since: 11th Apr 2001
Total posts: 642
Posted:Smallboy - Seeing as I know he likes me already!!!!

I meet your reserve price and I also add as much use of my digital camera as you like!!!!!!!

Quick question do I get any of the ladies you win on the female auction as part of the deal!!!!!


'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'

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SmallBoy - x
SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:You're offering me an ice-creaming?????
and the use of your digital camera????

I am NEVER gonna hear the end of this one - lol

(Yes, depending on which one you want, and whether it's kewl with them........and obviously errrmm.....well you know who I mean - lol)

[ 26 September 2002, 19:59: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]


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SmallBoy - x
SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:.....and I didn't say I liked you in that way, I just that you'd be gentle with me -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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Jez
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Location: UK, London
Member Since: 11th Apr 2001
Total posts: 642
Posted:Well I was hoping someone will outbid me, but I have the feeling I might actually be stuck with you!!!

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'

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SmallBoy - x
SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:No way man, (no offence).......even if I have to bribe someone - lol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:I'll bid for you smallboy...
4 tubs of ice cream
200 hugs
use of Jez's digital camera ... (he he he)
and some chocolate cookies


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Helz Bellz
lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!
Member Since: 21st Aug 2002
Total posts: 2444
Posted:quote:Originally posted by MikeGinny:

Firstly i have to say, Nyx darling, please return Mike Ginny, im afraid stealing the men is NOT allowed. Thankyou...

But I was having fun! Besides, I haven't had this good a workout in ages... But MikeG - I think you'll find you're mine, all mine...and I am not letting you out of my sight

Mwah hahahaha

You want a workout huh? I'm sure I can give you one of those

P.S. You can have all the foot massages you like.. (or any other part of the body that you may desire...)

[ 27 September 2002, 00:25: Message edited by: Hels Bells ]


Live well, love much, laugh often...

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Jez
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Location: UK, London
Member Since: 11th Apr 2001
Total posts: 642
Posted:I know I said I wanted to be outbid, but I think it is unfair to outbid me using my own posessions. Also I do not want my camera back with dirty picks of you and smallboy covered in icecream.

God some people have no limits!!!


'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Well why dont we share Smallboy then....pull our resources together?

He could be our coffee maker...

[ 26 September 2002, 20:42: Message edited by: Pink Poi ]


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Jez
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Location: UK, London
Member Since: 11th Apr 2001
Total posts: 642
Posted:Its a deal then me and pinkpoi put in a bid for cam as follows:

4 tubs of ice cream
200 hugs
use of my digital camera
and some chocolate cookies
plus reserve price

He he he Smallboy will be making coffee for us forever, no more ringing my flatmate up to do it instead!!!


'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'

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