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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
cool i'd have to give my parents warning and clear it with them but other than that it would be cool we could go surfin and spinning on the beach and have all sorts of fun w00t smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
we went a bit off topic there. ubblol i can't surf but poi is good.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
I'm going to re-offer myself for bidding, but you only get to own me until Rouge comes back. Which is soon, methinks.

Anyway.... umm...

Me biggrin

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
you could always learn it's fun and i have two boards and two wetsuits if not though spinnings cool and i have lots of land to spin on (except where horses are)
better get back to topic now though

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
OHhhhh good bids from pigeon and aimée hmmm which to go for ... any more?

ah yes FRD's hmmmm tongue

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=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
This might be a mistake but...

ubbrollsmile LOT #668 ubbrollsmile

ubbangel 1 Flashpoint for Sale! ubbangel

Has mostly own teeth, a dicky liver, and extra McPoundage.

6 previous owners, last of which had good mileage, but no longer wants model.

Good taste and existential theories are an added bonus, as is musical ability and randomness.

Is unable to forgive poor grammar and spelling, but is often placated by beer.

Good operating procedures: Going to Borders for coffee and graphic novels, computer gameyness and alchohol.

Bad operating procedures: Annoying whineyness.

Seller does not accept any responsibility for wanton destruction of property, nor does seller wish to provide indemnity for any acts of conversational stupidity, or foot/mouth juxtaposition.
ubbloco

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i would also like to bid my favorite multicoloured crayon for yoni smile






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THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
woo crayon

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
oo new bid now it gets tricky and i get to have the joy of watching people bid over me smile

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i also bid
my new fan that will keep you nice and cool
my electric guitar
a brand new surf board
and a case of strawberries.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
oooh looking forward to this
how long is the surfboard and what is the guitar

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
the surfboard can be as long as you want it to be. my guitar is black. it's also custom made. smile

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooh nice
i would like a very long surfboard

also i checked and you can come down this summer if you want

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
https://www.sdfsurfboards.co.uk/gallery2.html#long
pick one of these...

that will be cool. biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'll have to go for the 10'1" one but could i have the cool flowery design off the 7'2" mini mal
what week is good for you in the holidays

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
I PMed you. smile you can have that pattern if thats what you want. as long as you are happy smile

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
also i would like to bid my penguins
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THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
wow penguins
i'll wait till tomorow incase you offer me more then if no one else offers me something better (dobt it) i'm yours smile

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
*sits thinking of more things to bid*


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you can have my cats. they don't like to be away from my penguins smile

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm growing a zoo i already had cats horses and dogs
got anything else? hug

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:

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this is my panther. she's called midnight. i am very sad to have to let this go. can i visit her sometimes?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
course you can infact keep her
i'm yours
*i officialy sell myself to SNOOPoi

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
yayy! i am an owner! woo hoo! i've ever been one of those before! ubblol

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
neither have i
i'll treatb you well if you treat me well

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
of course i will treat you well. in fact i will treat you excellently! i will be the best owner ever. you can have whatever you want...

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


DixieGOLD Member
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom


Posted:
Mad.

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KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
I'd like to make a request. I want a someone to step up and help me make a purchase. The ideal man is:

Rational.
Enjoys dancing.
Likes children, and raising them.
Is ok with changing a lot of diapers (cause i don't want too!).
Cleans more than 50% of the house with a limited amount of grumbling.
Particuarly the dishes.
Can call the doctors office on his own.
Is athletic-ish.
Is not terribly hairy.
Does not have boobs.
Cooks at least passable food, because I can't.
Cares about his health.
Likes animals.
Enjoys travelling.
Has some maturity, at least some of the time.
Is ok with not being in charge all of the time.
Knows how to handle money OR is ok with not handling it.
Doesn't care how much my singing sucks.
Loves to play games. (Board, card, hide & go seek, etc. ... not "with people")
Are there any canidates?

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*still wonidering if hes gunna get any more bids

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lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
ok the next male that goes up for auction i offer

a pirate ship
a magical poi set
love affection and compassion hehe
a unicorn (you can choose which one you want)
my gold pencil crayon
millions of sweets
can use my bed room freely as they wish and my bed
and can be horible to me and i wont moan at you wink hug ubblove kiss

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


ShuBRONZE Member
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa


Posted:
okay...

so..



i'm up for auction!



all proceeds to be donated to the Starfish Charity

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!


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