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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:OOOOOH FRD eh... well cant be missing out on this one..
I bid.... hmm

1 Spongebob squarepants squishy
1 Satsuma
A lifetimes supply o hugs
The entire Transformers series on DVD
4 Packets of jellytots
All the cds in my posession
And a guinness tee

What more could you want biggrin


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:ohhhhhhhhh! I rekon thats the best bid so far!

I love spongebob square pants! Its like ren and stimpy, but kiddy biggrin
Transformers rule! bounce bounce2

Big hugs and kisses to u claire!


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Stainless Munchkin


Stainless Munchkin

Master of the Munchkins


Total posts: 246
Posted:I bid for henry
1) a slice of pizza
2) family guy box set smile
3)me not goin on d of e
4)me goin to falmouth

no wait, im a guy!?!?!?


Are you that clever that you smile forever? biggrin

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:I bgring my bid for FRD up to:

One pineapple
a sakura flower
*unlimited* of hugs
noodle sauce
sexy schoelaces for his shoes
a joke book
my collection of DVD'S
3 cds of his choice
A companion to make noodles with
and my beloved jack daniels t shirt.

MWAHAHAHAHA Wont give him up wihtout a fight


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:rofl ubblol

cheers chris, much appreciated... and u quitting D of E and coming with me to falmouth is very tempting...

Whoooo! Family guy and pizza?

So its a tie between claire and chris... biggrin Ive never felt so loved *sob*


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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:*withdraws bid*

i give up...i just wasnt willing to give you my 5 seasons of futurama dvds


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Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

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Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Grrrrr!!!! This means war!!!

OK everything I've bidded so far.... AND...
My vast anime collection
My beautiful laptop (Called Poota)
3 Cowboy hats in various colours of FRDs choice
Patrick AND Gary the Snail squishys
And a blue slush puppy...


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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:I like you pigeon wigeon...
you're a martial artist too!!!! and you like anime!!!:D


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

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Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:I like you too biggrin You and your polarbear jacket!!

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:i bid a room in my tent at falmouth tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:ummm... update to my intial post

Likes anime, and wants to become a martial artist biggrin

ohhhh.... sakura pulled out of the bid frown *feeling of love decreases*


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

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Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:(In response to Havokist) Your tent room means nothing without my help to get to Falmouth.. so I think someone better let me win.. EH!!



And oooh I'll teach you Kung Fu and Kickboxing if you likey smile


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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:fine i put my bid back in and i throw in along with the other things:
a part of my futurama dvd collection
and a home away from home if you ever come here


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted: *lets Miss Pigeon win on condition she comes to falmouth*

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:hmmm... so its now between havokist and pigeon... pigeon has a good argument tho... *feeling of love increases, but is now torn btween a decision*

Chris 's vote ia annulled cos he wont skip D of E cos hes to keen frown shamwe really, i wud have loved him to come.


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

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Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Chuh...

I put in my martial arts teaching..
And a bed in Surrey if ever you need one smile


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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:Written by: Sakura_moon

...5 seasons of futurama dvds



5? thought there were only 4. or is it just us brits being denied all the good stuff by selfish foreigners as usual?

btw my auction runs out in about 3 hours so anyone dumb/bind/desperate enough feel free to bid


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

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Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Hmm Havokist... if I come do I get a room in your tent?

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:i add a sleeping bag

*runs off in search of spare sleeping bag*


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon

I put in my martial arts teaching..
And a bed in Surrey if ever you need one smile



hmmm... any1 else think that sounds funny *grins in his perverted devilish way*

Any way... pigeon, i demand u go down to falmouth, or i shall sulk... and chris shall suffer the consequences biggrin

And this has got to be the fastest set of posts ive ever senn biggrin *feeling of love increasing rapidly*


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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:my bad - theres 4...i accidentally tapped 5 i think, or maybe that its early



i chuck in:



my katana (sword), and lessons on how to use it


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:0.o gah! there is far to many cool stuff for me to choose... confused



*squints @ sakura* i thought u gave up?

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

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Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:GRR!!

Ok...
My shot glass collection
A packet of skittles
My devoted love...
And the chance to use Havokists room and sleeping bag


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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted: *finds spare sleeping bag*

yeah, i bid a sleeping bag for falmouth and a room in my tent tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

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Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Yeah well I've already bidded the chance to use them.. without me... your bids mean NOTHING!!!

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:i also bid the chance for Miss Pigeon to see the raven-like cloak i should be bringing to falmouth tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:One pineapple
a sakura flower
*unlimited* of hugs
noodle sauce
sexy schoelaces for his shoes
a joke book
my collection of DVD'S
3 cds of his choice
A companion to make noodles with
my beloved jack daniels t shirt.
a pair of funky pants
bag of lollipops
henna
a puppy my sister doesnt want that is non rabid


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:ohhhh.... is sum1 taken 4 granteed the fact that i am unable to run away from home smile

anyway.. i reckon pigeon is winning...

but im gonna let this role 4 a while... if only to give my ego a gigantice booost! biggrin


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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:i think we should let Miss Pigeon win, she seems determined to own FRD and i think he knows of certain advantages that may be gained wink tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

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Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:GROWLY!!

OK... *breathes deeply*
Everything i have bidded before now... plus..
A goldfish called Milo
All the coppers in my copper jar
A pair of toastie socks
A bobble hat


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