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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include Poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are Poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
*looks nervous*

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I bid on MiG...
20 ltrs Paraffin
100 Chocolate bars
1 Extra Large Fluffy Pink Cushion
3 Jars of Nutella
And...
562 hugs. tongue

Beat that if you can

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,922 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Don't be nervous, Jon. I'm just saying you're cute. That's a good thing! Just take it as a compliment and go off and be the straight boy you are. hug2

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
hug for Mike.

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
So does this mean UCOF is up for betting on aswell...? ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I have been perchased before..

I cant remember who won me though...

Does this mean it all null and void?

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Um i was actually looking back over some of the pages and one page 8 or something you were owned by Rozi... i shall continue looking into it... ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh found it... page... 14
I own you! ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Pinkyone..

there is no point saying "on page..." as everyone has a differnet number of posts per page shown.

I have 50 posts a page for example..

and apparently....im owned by Adren@line.

BirdGOLD Member
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
*considers putting himself up for auction*

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


strooSILVER Member
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
il bid on you bird! 1 packet of skittles...mm...taste the rainbow

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


Xopher (aka Mr. Clean) 456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
I still say whiskey tango foxtrot.

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


BirdGOLD Member
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
ok, looks like I'm up for auction then!



For Sale:



1 Minesweeper geek (see [Old link] for details ) with a pechant for working too hard and playing even harder!!



Any advances on a rainbow of taste?

biggrin


EDITED_BY: Bird (1094841997)

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
How about, Bird, a bid of

1 free month internet access from tiscali cd.
A doodle of a sheep that just pee-ed on an electric fence.
A small squashed grape.
1/4 bottle of nail varnish remover

AND

the drawing of my plans to make a Poi that blows bubbles as it spins! (for day time use) biggrin

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


BirdGOLD Member
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery



A doodle of a sheep that just pee-ed on an electric fence.





I always had my suspicions about you Welsh types wink

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oops... can you tell my mind is not quite with it? ubbangel It says [Old link] that i own you UCOF tongue And i own Havoc aswell... although he hasn't shown himself for a while!



I bid for bird...

5 packets of skittles

10 ltrs paraffin

562 hugs

And...



Some really, really nice thai chicken soup.

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


BirdGOLD Member
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
oooooooooohhh! Thai Chicken soup! biggrin

and I like the idea of the hugs! biggrin biggrin biggrin

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
So am i winning the bid on Bird so far? hu? hu?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Pink..dont forget today is a saturday therefore, not many people will be at work and able to increase the bid.

You should wait until next friday, at he end of the working week, to establish wether or not you bid has in fact, won.

wink

BirdGOLD Member
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
But aside from that - yes you're winning!

biggrin

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
So has Pink given up on my gorgeous MiG? is she satisfied with UCOF?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
*insert suitably smutty comment here*

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh no i am not just satisfied with one... i want them all *insert evil laugh*

Or is that just greedy? Ok i'll let drop my bid for MiG. ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
YAY!!!

pucker up MiGgy kiss

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MiGGOLD Member
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
*puckers as ordered*
kiss

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
So did i win the bid? ubbangel

I've waited a week tongue

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


BirdGOLD Member
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
hmmmmmmm, I think I might just be in the posession of a pink one, since no other bids have been placed!

biggrin

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yay anouther slave *insert evil cackle*
...uh i mean.. um...bid won ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


BirdGOLD Member
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
*gulp*

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


MiGGOLD Member
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
should we form a list of who is currently owned by who?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


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