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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Getting to the other side 
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
What!??! They love it: Maid's, nurses,....
Oh jeez, not that I do it really 
"I see," said the blind man.
And I thought I'd had enough of wearing uniforms...
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
I like your new title "I see," said the blind man.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
This is all getting too confusing...
xx
Getting to the other side
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
No I think it's getting more and more interesting
"I see," said the blind man.
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Fraulein, your sig needs a tag. I learned either "'I see,' said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw," or "'I see,' said the blind man to his deaf son."
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
Written by: Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
Fraulein, your sig needs a tag. I learned either "'I see,' said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw," or "'I see,' said the blind man to his deaf son."
Or.. "I see," said the blind man to the squirrel. "You've found my nuts again!"
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
Ooooh.....
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They are all really good... I cannot decide really....
What about "I can hear," said the deaf son to his mute girlfriend? "I see," said the blind man.
Would that be 'ideal girlfriend?'
N.B. This was a poor attempt at a joke! Please no mute girlfriends shouting at me over it!
505 posts
Location: cambs england
"pass the leather whip" said the vegan boyfriend to his fruitarian girl
in state of metamorphosis
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Go with the hammer and saw one. A better pun, I think, than the squirrel one, if only because it's a pun on two different parts of speech.
So DID I WIN THE STB DR. MIKE AUCTION? Am I now the proud owner of a tall firespinning highly-educated gonna-be-a-dahktah SUPERHUNK?
Enquiring minds want to know.
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
Yeah, personally I like the one with the squirrel....
And btw: I think you deserve Dr. Mike
"I see," said the blind man.
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
[shouts silently at Patrick]
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
171 posts
Location: heathmont, victoria, australia
im entering myself into this auction, so who wants a 5'11 goth, grey/blue eyes, medium build, and answers to kermit
welcome back to kermits mad land.
wont you join my teaparty.
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
actually kermit, despite your blatant post-count abuse earlier last week, I gotta admit that you're pretty cute!
However, as a mod, I am invoking my right to special privilages and henceforth own you
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Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
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If you can answer YES to these 4 questions then you may post a reply.
Written by: flash fire
However, as a mod, I am invoking my right to special privilages and henceforth own you
Now we know where the true power is!!!
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Thank you, Fraulein.
STB Dr. Mike, please report to the Massage Room immediately after Burning Man.
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Oh, wow. Kermit IS cute. There is, of course the question of his approved uses. Can he be a love slave for a male owner?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
I don't know that I would call Kermit "cute." Not the word I would use.
Adorable? Drop-dead gorgeous? Not sure those are right, either, but they're closer than 'cute'.
Just kidding. He's cute AND adorable AND drop-dead gorgeous.
Dr. Mike, wanna form a bidding cartel? If we win we can give him a good workout...assuming his approved uses are compatible.
But as a (n incipient) physician, you know that once the FDA approves a drug, you can prescribe it for anything...
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Well, you can theoretically use a product for any use. But although I COULD prescribe, say, Ritalin for insomnia, it doesn't mean it's going to work.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
I was thinking more of prescribing Hot Boys (e.g. you and Kermit) for my feelings of loneliness... :-)
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
now, now boys! I thought I made it clear! I now own Kermit... fight amongst yourselves all you like, it wil prove fruitless however.
Being the compassionate individual that I am, I will loan out Kermit (for approved uses) on an hourly basis. Please direct all applications to myself, flash fire c/- Home of Poi.
Thank you for your cooperation.
HoP Posting Guidelines
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
If you can answer YES to these 4 questions then you may post a reply.
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Oh jeez the last i knew mike and i where up on the auction block . Now flash is useing here super mod powers to claim members .
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Yeah. Conflict of interest anyone?
Oh well, it's all good. Try as she might, she can't have me as a love slave.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
And flash, have to point out that no situation with me and Dr Mike involved can really "prove fruitless..."
(I'm allowed to say that, and so is Mike. The rest of you better not.)
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
so the situation will be 'fruitfull' then.....
which types of fruit will you be using?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
...and 7X7 is 49, and 7X8 is 56, and 7X9...
Hey, didn't they say "be fruitful and multiply"?
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
Yap, that's what the book "Genesis" told us
"I see," said the blind man.
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
so xopher and lightning will be multiplying? which one is going to get pregnant?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
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