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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Deepmember
68 posts
Location: UK Lincolnshire


Posted:
who cares what type it is......................
any stir fry is good stir fry

i will need at least three a day though!

beep

KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
Hmmm..... Cantus? care to drop me a line big bro?

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
he he yeah i think i can manage three a day

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
he he yeah i think i can manage it three times a day

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Sounds like there could be some action going on here.......can I join in?

whats up with all the limitations?


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by MikeGinny:
Well, you own me, so you don't need to repay me (as long as you pay the price you agreed to pay).

Now, if you WANT to repay me...I'm all yours.

I DO want to repay you, really really do

But first can you give me a big hug, play with my hair for a bit, and give me a little kiss on the forehead...or something along those lines??

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
what is wrong with CoF

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Hels Bells:
me a big hug, play with my hair for a bit, and give me a little kiss on the forehead...or something along those lines??


Awwww...

What's got you down? * brings a cup of tea *

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey - Mike G
Just had a shit day at work that all - needed a hug, and I JUST LOVE to have my hair played with. Always makes me go weak at the knees.

I'm on my way home now - so if you could have the dinner and a bath ready for me when I get there that'd be great !!

H
xx

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
nuthin especially wrong with CoF just not my cupa tea but if u like them thats kewl with me
i hurt my finger *sob*

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Hels Bells:
Hey - Mike G
Just had a shit day at work that all - needed a hug, and I JUST LOVE to have my hair played with. Always makes me go weak at the knees.

I'm on my way home now - so if you could have the dinner and a bath ready for me when I get there that'd be great !!

H
xx

Comfort food?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Pele:
but that still leaves me with what's in room number two:

10 Lbs. rum soaked chocolates
Whipped cream (always have room for this!)
Soft deer hide manacles, complete with wrought iron bed frame
All over body lotion, edible for a licking good massage (one per night please)
And a 4 person hot tub.
50 hand made, delicately scented candles

Oh and I almost forgot the 4 casks of delicious Vampire brand (my favorite) Lambrusco wine...always good for a freshly purchase bed knave.


Mr. Auctioneer sir, I finally decided I wish this bid to go for the fresh meat...er...I meen Mr. Deep.

He sounds positively scrumptious! *rubbing hands together, anxiously licking lips*

MikeG...don't forget to be at my place on Weds. Bright and squirrely. I want to get my fill before I have to return you on Thursday.

Now who owns Ray and Cass? Cass is my soon to be wife, and no one informed me of her sale, especially in this auction house. And as for Ray, I will haggle for him (or wrestle as the case may be )

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
noooooooo pele i will out bid u for deep if its the last thing i do!!! mwa ha ha ha

ps feel my wrath!!

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
hmmm, I put myself back up for auction, as it has been 48 hrs. and Adren@line has yet to claim me. under section C #10957363525438939: If property is not picked with in 48 hrs. property is subject to be resold.

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
No need to go that far Miss Kitty. I can forgoe deep if I can have Bram. All these men are of fine, fine quality... besides, as evidence of my agreement over MikeG, I am not adverse to sharing.

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
MikeG - Comfort food would be perfect. Thank you

oooh and THEN will you play with my hair????

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
hmmm yes pele i would be open to sharing the lovely young deep, its ok you can have bram, we'd only argue over CoF
luv kitty

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


Deepmember
68 posts
Location: UK Lincolnshire


Posted:
sharing huh?
i like the sound of this! he he he



its looking like you got me Kitty I hope you realise what you're letting yourself in for
beep.

Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
he he dont be so sure deep, ill have u wrapped round my lil'finger in no time using my womanly ways and skilled stir frys!!
luv kitty

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


Deepmember
68 posts
Location: UK Lincolnshire


Posted:
doubt it!!

Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
well we'll just have to wait and see then wont we?!

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Found this in the deep, dark hole of HOP archives...

quote:
Originally posted by Hels Bells:
MikeG - where have you been?
I see I'm gonna have to keep my eye on you! except for wednesday's when you're with Pele

I'm going to unchain you (just for the time being though). Well I think the airlines might think it a little odd if you're all chained up. Yep that's right, I'm flying you over to London, then I can start on all those foot massages I promised. Then you in turn are going to show me everything you have learnt in class...oh yes you are!

Got your passport??


Oh how life has a mysterious way of mirroring fantasy....cos Mike IS coming to London....

oh the fun we'll have

[ 29. January 2003, 04:41: Message edited by: Hels Bells ]

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
*sits gnawing on the floor, waiting for Pele to pick him up*

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
I bid 40 cases of Nutella for Lightning

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
BUMP!!!



And remember women & men are welcome to bid for Bugs Booty wink biggrin



*realises details really should be present*



I'm tall (6'4") and handsome (unmeasurable!)

I can cook well (mostly Veggie food) and keep a good home.

I spin poi and I'm learning Meteor.

I hav a dirty mind but respect others limits (yet to find pounces!! ubblol)

I like discussions and debates but hate arguments

I have very large hands so obviously that means...I wear very large gloves.

I like to dress nice with the odd touch of make-up/nail varnish to express my feminine side!

I'm fully house trained

I was once described as a Rock, but not the Gnor sort.

I have a large collection of VW toys some of which are very old

I have a large collection of VW's some of which are very old too!!


EDITED_BY: Custom Bug (1076520276)

Let's relight this forum ubblove


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ooh! sweet!

ok i bid 2 tattoo pics, 1 piercing pic, and 5 butt wiggles for bug

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
ooo can get sold?

i always wnted to see my worth...
i can cook, i know basic first aid, handy around the house n wiv a camera, good wiv kids, the parents love me, and i can row lika mofo(???).

erm... and im good for straight and gay women!

damn that all sounds so arrogant, pounce, sell me please!

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ubblol

ok i bid 1 home-cooked meal, 1 cuddling on the couch while watching a movie, and 4 roses on DB!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


FireSpiritSILVER Member
Classic 90's Fire Dancer... Poi, Staff, Doubles, and Breathing
743 posts
Location: South Lake Tahoe, USA


Posted:
Im feeling a bit left out and Lonely confused. And Im as single as they come biggrin

Oooooh, Ooooh Pick me, Pick me!

FIRE IS ALIVE!
IT LIVES AND BREATHS!
IT CONSUMES, AND DISTROYS!
BUT WE CONTROL IT,
AND DANCE WITH FIRE!!


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
okay i bid a box of ahoy cookies, some oreos, a camel and two goats for firespirit biggrin

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


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