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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:I would, but you have already defined that I don't fit one vital piece of criteria you are after in an owner. I lack the 'fe' in 'female'

Anyone else for me? I am still up for auction until Sunday


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:well ill refresh my bid;

a nice warm double bed
a years supply of beer
as many hugs as wanted
a kiss
a sofa
4 kittens ... ooo there so cute ... *cough*
as many nights off as needed to a point
and me biggrin

i add;
an old piece of paper
my bass <3
my handcuffs
some rope
my blanky (dont take the piss its the best!!)
some chocolate
and..........another kiss from me biggrin


Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:sorry Fyre hunny, i already own one HoPper and thats a handful as it is. hug



besides...im too scared to bid in case DA beats me with pointy sticks! ubblol


Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:oi i dont poke ... much no just fyre was my first ikkle person and i love him lots and im not letting him go tongue

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:ok i'm a little late joining this one but what the hell! btu i'm only gonna make one bid for ya steaks!

i bid:
ownership of Europe when i take over the world,
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=h...s%3Den%26sa%3DN
<<< them
a bouncy ball (any colour),
all the chips and gravy you can eat,
my eternal love,
shared ownership of my teddy periwinkle (she's a doggy),
access to my music collection on iTunes (all 1469 songs),
and a baby rabbit. biggrin


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:How big will the bouncey ball be? And what type of music is in your collection?

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:well ill refresh my bid;

a nice warm double bed
a years supply of beer
as many hugs as wanted
a kiss
a sofa
4 kittens ... ooo there so cute ... *cough*
as many nights off as needed to a point
and me
an old piece of paper
my bass <3
my handcuffs
some rope
my blanky (dont take the piss its the best!!)
some chocolate
and..........another kiss from me

I add;
access to my computer when ever needed
removal of piercings on me
a years pass to go any where abroad
a puppy
a cute little teddy from my collection
a box of old CDS~various chillout and ambient ablums

thats all i can think of


Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:seems like no girl is interested in me frown so i guess anyone can bid on me now.. my selfesteem wont take this well..
Your bid is noted Asena, still not a big fan of just 1bottle of JW tho ubblol


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:oi fyre your already owned by me!!!!

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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:i know, this is my way of creating a huge network of HoPpers around me biggrin now shush before my plan is revealed ubbangel

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:erm you cant be reowned by someone else umm get to your room young man

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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:if you can own 2 i can be owned by 2 nana
it`s just the way it goes * goes to his room and slamms the door*


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:No i can own as many as id like you can only have one owner now stay in your room and wait for me to tell you off tongue

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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:it can`t go down like that.. that aint fair frown

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...

Total posts: 3224
Posted:If only you hadn't been sexist ah?

I hope you say when you "noted" my bid, that it has been withdrawn...

rolleyes


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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:oh yes.. you had your bid withdrawn, dang..
now i truly feel like a bad person frown
anyways, the possible (by "possible" i mean "unavoidable") gay jokes i might (by "might" i mean "will") make in the future are just jokes and no offence should be taken of them.

all better now sunny


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...

Total posts: 3224
Posted:O that was a joke... umm

Ha ha? confused

Anyhoo... You and Dale dont seem to be selling well do you?


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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:no thats why ill have three strapping boys tolook after me....sounds awesome tho the food bill will be hell to pay

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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...

Total posts: 3224
Posted:Strapping boys...?

I thought you had met Dale?

He's far from strapping, the lil runt wink


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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:naaa i spent some time in manchester and got toknow him hes very useful round a house wink though i felt guilty because i didnt do anything frown sorry!!

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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:actually the "being sexist" wasn`t a joke. I wanted to be owned by 2girls/women. how awesome would that be? biggrin
The gay joke rant-ish thing was for future, but i`ll tone them down since they are obviously not well taken here smile


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:and go back to your room your grounded ... tongue naaa joking and another girl/woman!?!?! i think not

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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:"another girl/woman!?!?! i think not "
for the looks of it, i don`t think there`s a threat for that happening smile


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:best not be *looks upset*

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:ok.......................... so i bee neglected by my owner, so i'm up for slae again!!!






any offers???


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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:oh no *breaks down* who do i want more *panics* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:Buy both.

Then, by principal of recursive ownership, i'll own lots of people.

And, maybe, at some point in the future, i'll own myself.


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:but biddin for two people..... i could get told off and lose both frown

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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2984
Posted:after much thought and consideration and a long cry ... *cough* i withdraw my bid on steaks as my other owned people are getting neglected and they need my love and attention ubblove sorry steaks persides if i had three you may take over me and id be helpless tongue

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:okay, im stepping down.. i`m no longer up for auction, DA spanked me hard for putting myself up for auction biggrin

... maybe i should do it again sometime ubbidea


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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