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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:you get to decide! sorry I'm not bidding on you but I've already placed bids on Dave and Dragosani, and anything more would just ruin me ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: Skulduggery


frown Dave didn't even consider my bid frown



OMG!!! I didn't even see that as you posted it as I was posting a reply!

If I had seen it, you would know about it!!!
I don't take sexual favours from the bidder but sexual favours from others organised by the bidder is perfectly acceptable!

The boating allocation sounds nice too... biggrin

(We have a lead) One day to go...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:what? you just discard my bid for Skully's pimping? frown ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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maus
maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Member Since: 14th Jul 2005
Total posts: 4191
Posted:I raise dave with 60euros well spent in Belgium and a story telling session. ubbangel ubblol

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:i have footage of Dave rubbing his nipples in a sexual/comical fashion smile

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Maus: Is that a bid for me or Strugz? If Strugz, you have NO idea what a Hattori Hanzo Sword is worth...!

 Written by: Birgit


what? you just discard my bid for Skully's pimping? frown ubblol



*Checks contents of boxer shorts. Checks Pulse*

Yep! tongue biggrin


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol

i almost forgot about that............ beats the sword dave........

maus currently winning......... do you like put a time on this, lets say 5 today. biggrin

id be happy if bids stopped here mind ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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maus
maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Member Since: 14th Jul 2005
Total posts: 4191
Posted:Strugz....and Neon....yes....i do.

wink hug


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I raise you joint ownership of a plantation in Jamaica... biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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maus
maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Member Since: 14th Jul 2005
Total posts: 4191
Posted:Filled warehouse in Columbia.... wink

Milky bars are on me kids! ubblol


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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:i'm confused! who's winning who?
neon, i take back some of that chocolate from my bid and replace it with a pair of un used bongos and a badly played didgeredoo.


Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Aurinko
Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam
Member Since: 1st Aug 2006
Total posts: 1034
Posted:@ Birgit: how about we bid on each other? We could just discover our masculine sides and then it would even fit with the topic of the thread

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:Garths getting very excited about my bid, Dave. Fingers cross I don't get out bid. biggrin

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:we could, though Pineapple Pete is my official owner, but that's in the female auction thread! ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted: Written by: maus


Filled warehouse in Columbia.... wink

Milky bars are on me kids! ubblol



ubblove

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Dragosani
Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2005
Total posts: 679
Posted:Sorry folken,
I've decided....


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko

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Aurinko
Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam
Member Since: 1st Aug 2006
Total posts: 1034
Posted:o.k., then I offer ... a HUUUUUUUUUGH hug for Birgit hug

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Maus: You win I can't beat that... (disappointed no one picked up on 'Joint Ownership'...)

Skully: So do I... (I've just watched the PLAY DVD in full... never thought transvesticism or capes were enticing...)

idancelikeatwatme: Hmmmm.... Bongos or Chocolate...?


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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maus
maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Member Since: 14th Jul 2005
Total posts: 4191
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Maus: You win I can't beat that... (disappointed no one picked up on 'Joint Ownership'...)





Don't worry hun...i did... smile hug


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Dragosani
Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2005
Total posts: 679
Posted:FreyaJ, you just won a Dragosani biggrin
bermassages are coming your way biggrin
*Sorry to all other girls, but maybe you can look into that co-ownership?*
FreyaJ: that pet dragon was irresistable.


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:you can have both neon, there's still enough chocolate to keep you going, and the bongos and didgeredoo will keep your chewing to a steady rythm.

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Whoa... decisions decisions...
So many very different selections of bids to choose from

It's getting really hard now...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:this might be a clincher, *a possible lift to and from falmouth!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Depends on if you're going on Thursday and coming back on the Sunday tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:i'm already off on that thursday, and will be in blackpool, so i could come through to preston, pick you up and then possibly go through to liverpool to hook up with flamer, lowan and a couple of others and go in convoy-ish stylee!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:since I've lost Dragosani, you can have all the stuff I was bidding on him, too biggrin

So that's an additional:

3 packs of coffee
20 bottles of German beer
a dvd of the Shining
a meal prepared with MY amazing cooking skills for every meal you prepare with yours
the services of my cat (though I don't think you'll like that as much as him)
my gyro twister http://www.gyrotwister.de/template.php?pageID=en-0-3-0-0
br>and an inflatable Linux penguin


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:what speed can you get your gyrotwister up to birgit?

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Just wondering whether to take in account REAL LIFE goods and services used for bidding...!

Is that an unfair advantage...?


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:if you want that lift, you better had! mad

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Aurinko
Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam
Member Since: 1st Aug 2006
Total posts: 1034
Posted:@ Birgit: hey! I thought the penguin was for me now! umm

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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