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FlyntSILVER Member
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Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Okay Kel, you'll DEFINITELY have to do better than that... tongue

As much as I'm trying to keep things fair, you're bidding against boys so you'll have to come up with something EXTRA special. Birgit's managed it. I'm sure you'll thing of something... rolleyes

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


AurinkoBRONZE Member
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Posted:
@Dave: that offer with the instant soup still holds

@ Birgit: Dragosani (hopefully) does not like inflatable penguins at all. So could I have it? (Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiebe Birgit ubblove)

@Dragosani: I don't give that much about worldly possessions (probably because I've hardly got anything) therefore:

1st part of the offer: what I need is my sports equipment and the work-related stuff. You can do with the rest of my stuff whatever you want to do with it

2nd part of the offer: I ain't about to own anyone. Therefore I would offer you the status of a loose affiliation instead of serfdom

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


pineapple peteSILVER Member
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Posted:
hey look at that.. a mens shirt just flew from out of the mystery box tongue

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
oooh I don't know, Aurinko! I can't give more of my Dragosani-bids away without him authorising it cause if I do I'll never win!!

But if he doesn't want it or I don't win him, yeah, you can have it. Should be in one of the boxes from my old flat, I'll let my parents know ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


AurinkoBRONZE Member
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Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
*yay* bounce bounce bounce2 bounce

I'm sure my colleages will be thrilled when I decorate our room with some more useful and aesthetically appealing things biggrin

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
he's huge though! came up to just over my belly-button smile

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


AurinkoBRONZE Member
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Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
maybe there'll be enough space if I throw one of my colleagues out of our room?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
 Written by: pineapple pete


hey look at that.. a mens shirt just flew from out of the mystery box tongue



Now you should've kept that quiet until you won because the mystery box was very enticing but now the mystery is gone... biggrin


 Written by: Aurinko



@Dave: that offer with the instant soup still holds





As useful and easy instant soup is in a life/death situation or when I'm feeling lazy I prefer fresh soup! tongue

Birgit is in the lead with her offer of a backing band whilst idancelikeatwat coming up second with the box of G&B chocolates...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
You can have My mystery box aswell Dave! wink ubblol

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
With you I doubt very much it's a mystery....

eek

spank

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
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Posted:
it aint so much a box, as a warehouse full. i am a scouser you know! wink

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mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


With you I doubt very much it's a mystery....

eek

spank



Actually I think you'd be really rather suprised sir! wink

An experience player never reveals all their cards...

:P

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
No chance of a royal flush then...?

Eight-card stud?

Or 'Queens better to open' biggrin

*whispers* (full house!)

*runs*

 Written by: idancelikeatwatme


it aint so much a box, as a warehouse full. i am a scouser you know! wink



That is really pushing it considering I've made a concerted effort to cut down on my chocolate intake!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: maus



Actually I think you'd be really rather suprised sir! wink

:P



Yep you would Dave - shes got Balls! wink ubblol

Fist time ive been in here - WTF is this thead about? confused

ah well.......

*puts himself up for auction*

biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


*whispers* (full house!)






ubblol Depends on what its going to be filled with! ubblol

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
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8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Ooooo am I too late to bid for Dave?



I want him as a Christmas present for my sister. Dave, my sister thinks you are very, very cute.



I'll bid....um..... A lifetime allocation of a berth in my boat when I get it, so you can come and stay anytime you like, a large box of green and blacks chocolate, a hug from the oh so sexy Jonny UCoF... he might even throw in a kiss if he's feeling frisky, a night of passion with Garthy (he's my biatch, he'll do as he is told ubblol ) and a raffle ticket thats in my wallet but I can't remember what it's for... it's either a ticket for a holiday in the USA or a local school fete with the top prize a bottle of whiskey. In both cases I don't think they have been drawn yet.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
 Written by: strugz



Yep you would Dave - shes got Balls! wink ubblol





Really? Come to think of it she was walking funny whenever Meast was in the near vincinity...

 Written by: strugz



Fist time ive been in here - WTF is this thead about? confused

ah well.......

*puts himself up for auction*

biggrin



devil

Opening bid... an AVID video editing system

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
mmmm not a bad start biggrin

Dave - interested in designing a cove for the play dvd?

ubbangel

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
See what else I have up my sleeve...

Really?!!!! Don't you have have someone who already does that? I can do if you want!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: strugz


Yep you would Dave - shes got Balls! wink ubblol

Fist time ive been in here - WTF is this thead about? confused

ah well.......

*puts himself up for auction*

biggrin



You knows it baby! ubblol]

Don't really know what this thread is about to be honest, some kind of ownership rights?

Better than squatters rights i suppose! wink

Strugz up for auction eh? *tempted*

Now about that sword.....


ubbangel

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
any of you guys linguistics majors? cos i'd pay some nice hugs for a cute linguistics major boy right now!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
wait for it......

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Posted:
cunning linguists?

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
thanks! wink

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Rouge I'm not a linguistics major but I am bi.

Lingual that is...

And I'm always eager to brush up on a new tongue...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooh Dave!!! wink

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

Dave - yes, next week or so would be great - have a doodle! and come up with some ideas! kiss

Rouge - sorry im now linguist......... but i am cunning devil

Maus: youd part with your sword for me......... awww i let you have mine in return for such a sacrifice biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
Next week! Boy you don't half give a boy short notice! I'll try...

I'm not being beaten!

To up my bid I offer an Hattori Hanzo Original Katana...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*leaves quietly and blushing, closing the door behind her*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


strugzBRONZE Member
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3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Dude! id swap me for one of those! definately.......

however im still unsure how this thread works.........(should have read fist post shouldnt i) ubblol

Do i decide who gets me or is there some sort of auctioneer dude round these parts?

biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


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