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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
but petri isnt on auction
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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
i know, run away with him before blu gets the chance.... if you dont, i will!!
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
eep thats not fair i want petri hes so sexy ad well i dont want to say the rest
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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
Okay, I`m up for auction
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
For Fyre I bid:
2 Multi-coloured lighters
A banana and strawberry smoothie
Some sunshine
A stack of blank CD's
Mini Rolls
A DVD of most haunted
Some Parrafin
A piece of english soil
Some Lycra cycling shorts
A trip to the super market
Some juggling balls
All the answers to lifes questions
A fun night
The guy whos playing drums loudly 2 houses down
A piece of paper
A can of coke
And a some fake monopoly money
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
im first right for petri i will offer:
juggling lessons
old paper bag
iPod
Stripey socks
me and a bed
handcuffs
old tissue
latte machine
with lattes
chocolate bath
a cow
pen draven
fairy dust
hugs
kisses
LEDC POI
NEW STAFF
PENCIL SHARPENINGS
a trunk of unmentionables
cake
scarey films
protection from asena
handbook on how girls work
anddddddddddd
a teddy bear
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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
"me and a bed
handcuffs
old tissue
a trunk of unmentionables"
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
Not bad asena, not bad at all. I`m a bit scared of the "fun night" tho.
But highest bid so far has been made by DA, she knows my weakness` , a latte machine, led poi, new staff and herself ofcourse
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
I withdraw my bid, I do not wish to be associated with anything... um... illegal...
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
does that mean i win?
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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom
I will sell myself, for a box of cigarettes.
One will do
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
I dont want to buy you, but here, have this fag butt, I found it on the floor
enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom
good idea *goes in look of extinguished rollies*
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Hey! I missed a sale! Dammit..compulsive shopper that I am.
Geoff, are you sure I cant tempt you with these?
*shakes a carton of 200 cigarettes and 4 large pouches of cutters choice tobacco, and a very large wooden box containing a hefty ammount of weed*
and these
*points to a BLT and
an environmental infant silencer*
*grins*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Cutters Choice
and added to the big box.. oh my.Throw in a few boxes of rips and if Geoff isnt tempted... well. I'll follow you anywhere lolol
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom
Sold! to bluvalley, a legendary bid indeed.
*goes off to cook a BLT* damn you
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Do i win Petri?
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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
Yes! From now on I belong to Devilsarmy
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
YAY!!!!!!!!!!! well done anyways Asena *hugs Asena*
YAY YAY YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
19 posts
Are all the good ones gone? I wanted a bit of the action......*mmm mental images of action*
If any of the guys are still up for auction throw them my way
enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom
until I recieve payment (so far, a good offer) I'm still technically up for auction. Refer to previous offer for starting price
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Pah, you can keep him DA, I'm planning on ways to steal ravehead from blu, currently, I plan to use bambino as a hostage.... yess....
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Nah uh!!!! Please step up to collection point B *presents the booty for Geoff's collection in a wheelbarrow while doing the happy jig* I have a GeoffonTour!!!
*sparks up a celebratory J and hands in to Geoff*
*Shows a 1468lt icecream container of rips to PenDravon and winks*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Written by: Asena
Pah, you can keep him DA, I'm planning on ways to steal ravehead from blu, currently, I plan to use bambino as a hostage.... yess....
Aint going to happen!!! My Quandry are well protected and cared for, besides, Bambino would probably enjoy it
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Oh ye lol, never thought of that... I'll steal something else then, just gotta work out what....
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
hehe and why are you acting not bothered about this then go on msn and call me names about it
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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
STEP RIGGGHT UP ladies!
under the hammer today we have one MJK, a fine young man perfect for the first time bidder or experienced auction attendee, posses's very little besides a suitcase full of toys, a unicylce and one exceptionally good lookin' smile
. you know what this means lady, thiy guy is flexible! able to move around at ease and is beginning to get quite handy at contact staff. also an experienced poi finger-loop maker where he creates exquisite hand crafted leather loops that are soft to touch and even better to spin with!lets start the bidding at one matchstick!
do i have a bid???
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
YES!! woo!!
Ok so I'll bid:
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
question: are you the sole owner of the unicycle, or part owner with ilsanya?
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Hhhmm....I suppose part owner, I'm sure she will understand if I explain that it was used to buy you
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
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